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It's true, look at the amount of shit Dave has come out with over the years and how much has come true! .....Hold on

Nope, no intention to either, you talk so much shit you can bet your arse it's going to be more conspiracy bullshit and I just don't care

Show of likes for all those who don't give a f**k about Dave's ramblings?

A bit of wee might have come out when I could see the greens and beams (not so much the pinks) with the naked eye The battery died mid session on the GoPro unfortunately

Absolutely buzzing I finally managed to catch the Aurora Australis at the top of the local ski field last night, f**king incredible!

My mate bought frozen Asda Smart Price burgers for a car show weekend, by the end of day 2 with nothing but the shade under the van keeping them fresh they just kinda melted through the grill in a sloppy mess, washed down with Smart Price bitter, he didn't die either.

It could be muddy puddle water and still look more awesome than an ali header tank Great work!

Not sure if srs thread...

I put a yoghurt in my bag middle of last week for work food, forgot about it, ate it last night, haven't yet died.

Face Party is probably a good shout, it's where the cool kids are mostly looking for minicabs in London.

Skim read fail I've got 2 downhill bikes and a road bike over here, then an old Hawzee Giant, a Ryan Leech Norco and half a Giant ATX in the UK still, I ride one of the DH bikes a couple of hours every couple of weeks, about to retire that too for winter and get the snowboards back out

Me or Forteh? Or a just a general purpose question to Trials-forum as nobody here rides anymore?

I did that the other week, shortened my finger a few mm in my rear rotor

I got a load of Knead It for free, at present it's holding at least 2 exhausts together, the wing mirror on my van, rebuilt a coolant flange after I snapped it removing it, it's awesome shit I love it you can even drill and tap it once it's set!

We sell a fuel tank repair putty type product at work, the name of which escapes me but it does exist. Basically a fuel resistant 2 part epoxy clay type thing same as Knead It (probably exactly the same in fact but marketed as a fuel tank specific kit) that you squash into any holes and sets like metal

Chucking a mile long vapour trail out of the back of any vehicle is a good way of concealing its location I find.

Trouble is, you come on with your mightier than thou attitude because you are enlightened to the evil of the world as though most aren't aware that governments and the super rich are corrupt, when in reality everyone knows the world is f**ked and why, we simply don't give enough of a shit or have enough time to sit around smoking weed reading about the puppet master shadow demons running the show, we actually have lives to get on with

I love conspiracy theorists, I find myself arguing with my stoner cousins on Facebook pretty regularly, usually ends up with me asking a simple question and them waffling on about completely unrelated matters on the same topic. Chemtrails is always a good one, it's usually that the government is doing it to dumb down the world and mind control bla bla, and the question "so how come it isn't working on you?" Or the frequent arguments that hemp and hemp products should be legal and me telling them for the 100th time that hemp products ARE legal and you can buy them in a number of average highstreet shops. Idiots everywhere.

Can't beat a spotlessly done conversion, and anything electrical in these sorts of jobs is way beyond my capabilities so it's impressive to read/look at and not something I've seen 100x before I'll get back to ripping it out of you when the jobs done and you go back to just cleaning it and coming up with crap ideas like bonnet vents because everything else is fine and you have an itch to scratch

That would look gash, would cheapen the whole look of an otherwise immaculate conversion. On a par with fitting an anodised blue oil cap as a finishing touch.

Probably no help whatsoever but MK2 Golfs are famed for 2nd gear crunch and it's always Redline MTL that comes up as the recommended (which 10 seconds on Google tells me is GL4) and I've had good experience with in the past

In what is essentially the communal build thread, yeah, I still do I can write you a full story if you like but it'll be duller than a game of Clio spot the difference

The pervert example.

Sold the Primera, bring on the next turd

Guy on a local Facebook buy/sell page was giving away an espresso machine because it was f**ked, fixed it in an hour, I now have a perfect working $500 espresso machine, great success!