Rich J

http://rich-johnson.mybrute.com/ Still not winning much but when he uses his balls on a stick.....

Best start of a conversation goes to a bloke apparently called charile.... You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: is that daave? You: yeahh hey Stranger: dave mate ... Stranger: i havent seen u on long time Stranger: daaaaaaave You: been so long! how you been man? Stranger: not bad daaaave Stranger: ive missed you Stranger: so daaave You: missed you too. Stranger: asl? Stranger: why am i asking Stranger: i no u daave You: i dont know! Stranger: haha u always were a joker You: yeah I try. Stranger: how old are u mate? Stranger: im gna guess 18 Stranger: and male definately Stranger: prrobably english Stranger: no one else would catch along to this

Im speaking to a brazilian. Or at least I think so....?

Apparently my brute survived anal infection! Beat you Tom though...

That was never something that crossed my mind.... Fortunately. Apparently it happened just before I got there too, which is good, I'm a good boy dont wanna be arrested

She got arrested. Tit. Her mate was taking stuff from a shop, apparently a £130 quid jacket and well her mate got caught and cos she was there she was an accomplice. Im going for the not being able to see her for a while thing right now....

Well wasn't quite what I expected.... Just spoke to her. Dick'ed.

Beat you Muel..... http://rich-johnson.mybrute.com/

Took the trek to see the misses today got into town to get this message: "Babe im really really sorry, ill be hours. I genuinely am the most sorry I have ever been. I will call you later sorry I cant really tell you love you x x x have to turn my phone off" Hung around for ages got nothing, sent messages, tried to call, nothing. Can think of loads of shit reasons why but I dont want to think about those. Someone give me a good reason for this!

http://rich-johnson.mybrute.com/ I dont really get it and I lose alot....

Well you got me!

Nah im not racist at all, its not that. It makes no sense to arrange it purely for a time to suit people over here, tv can easily just postpone showing it or repeat it or whatever, especially in those conditions!

Harry potter and macdonalds dream basically then?

I had 2 dreams both about dogs. Can really only remember the first one where I walked into a room and there were a few dog that seemed to stand on 2 legs and kill each other. Then I woke up. I reckon its cos there was some huge dog on the bus on the way home last night.

I dislike Hamilton, in all honesty I couldnt put it down to one reason but I do. Today was chaos, good to watch though. Button is loving it and so he should be.

I think.... Dave was saying nothing bad towards you more towards the guy who gave the full web address thinking you wouldnt have the common sense to look it up yourself, which you obviously did. In no way was dave being a dick towards you.... I dont think there is anyway really you can get a bike at wholesale unless you work for a bike company/shop who is connected to the distributors.

I convinced my mates sister that rather that his new job was not working in a bike shop, it was posing nude for artists to draw him and it was a secret, she told everyone and as far as I know... Everyone still thinks it.

Happened ages ago in London with us on a trip some black girls were getting abusive towards some girls from our school who were white, they kept saying your all f**king white bitches. If we had responded with shut up you black bitches, thats racist. How come? Its fair though, I am white, a black person is black, gay person is gay, fat people aint skinny, yet it cant be said incase it hurts peoples feelings. Englands f**ked up, they pick on people who are less likely to kick up a fuss. We have so many cctv cameras to protect us, why is more crime going on now then?

Mines normal?

Id trade to be there any day!

I need me a house that floats!

Its true interms of metal/rock, and Sonisphere pisses on them both.

O okies my bad. Taa.

Not that he finished mind. He was running the floor. Imagine the clean up from him, that incident was by no means isolated! Why points though if its decided on wins which I thought it was?

4th to last lap!? Why would you keep driving!