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my names dave and i'm an alcoholic (it just had to be done, sorry)

What job? i pierced my ear with freinds for gigles. but mumy made me take it, spoilsport i'm getting a labret in the not to distant future lol.

It might be me but there's something funky going on with that front trye's spokes

oh my god those picks are piss funny, especially the first one, 'caus the brain looks like a face with a huge nose! but i get the feeling i shouldn't laugh... also on the mention of brake levers what about gears?

Does it matter about the mech hanger, you could file/cut it off and runa single speed or does the tentioner need a mech nager, i wouldn't know cos i ride mod!

"A 16-year-old youth accused of causing death by dangerous driving appeared before magistrates yesterday. He was also accused of failing to stop after the accident, and driving without a licence or insurance."

I might get one when i waste my pisspot.

You got my vote, and the vote of every computer in my school and a shitloada msn addys hehe, i would suggest posting in nmc to get their votes to! good luck with it man!

Just out of interest who's watching the falling man on 4 it's super interesting. and i don't wana seem disrespectful but i want a large image of this (i have a thing for getting pictures like this )

Hehe why hadn't anyone else beat me to it? sorry man it had to be done! also for the chain stays i just cable tied a cut up tyre to them, and i did the same to my frame heh.

Never snapped a frame i took out some bmx handlebars though got crash replacemrent on them with new grips and brake levers heh, maybe we should have a broken parts thread/sticky

sweet bike! why not upgrade your t-bird...

I have a harsh grind on the rear (it's eating my koolstop reds hehe) and my front has a bit of tar, mainly cos the sound turns me on and pisses people off! for whoever it ws who asked what tar is, it's a waste product type thing i think they get it out of oil! and it's sticky as fook and makes your rims go HONK! little tip for putting tar on your rims, tar up your rim but be realy generous find a big hill ( i mean big) and go down it with the brake scraping at the rim, just to slow you a little bit, it melts the tar and makes a realy thin layer on the rim that doesn't hold your pad back but still gives a good grip! never use tar on the rear though!

do the browns kill the grind? *considers getting some, but doesn't want to have to re grind rim 24.7*

On the mention of maguras is it normal that one pad returns further than the other? or do i have a spastic magura

oh my god thats just evil

Surely other things would help more, since a rim is circuaral only a tiny amount of rim hits the rail, you need to think about the tyre more and the brakes...

I didn't see it on here before, oh well!

Bit o.t and my knowledge of working metals and frames is prety limited but would it be a good idea to have more of the frame attached to where the fork goes though the frame? like have metal wrapped round it and have a huge weld area?

Woo, i posted something good for a change *dances*

The whole harry potter series maybe? I can't stand them! plans to kill jk rowling

I eat virtually every meal with my family. but i use my knife and fork the wrong way round!

You know you live in 2006 when... 1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have msn/xanga/myspace. 4.) you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) your evening activity is the computer. 7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) as you read this list, you think about how stupid you are to read this. 9.) and… you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity. 12.) repost if you fell for it. you know you did...

I'm 14stone, but i'm nearly 6ft so i expect to be heavy, you've gotta remember if your heavier it's probably because of your muscle mass, so you could wiegh a fooking ton but you could hop high as fook anyway because you are strong enough, i think that makes sence

I WANT ONE! also whats wrong with onza? i went to ride in loncoln yesterday, just about everyone had an onza and they aren't half as bad as everyone makes out, plus not everyone can afford a "proper" frame like a zoo etc.