ogre

I live a train and a bit away from lincoln i'll add you in a sec, there are some awesome riders in lincoln...

With trials (i've only been riding 4months so i havent done anything super stupid yet) but so far I've had a chain snap which left me with stem bolts in the groin which left a lump type swelling for a few weeks

Thats why I prefer piercings, although I'm not oposed to people getting tattooes etc (i love them) tounge piercings on lasses are the best! you know what i'm talking about

You might wana replace the forks (not so much for thw weight, but for the feel of the bike) unless you plan on going realy big, where the suspension could help a bit...

mmm hairy niples, and i thought it was just me lol! my sis got a tatoo a few months back, she was gona take me but i didn;t know what i wanted doing (I'm not a person you could imagine with tatoos, i prefer piercings) i wouldn't ming ong saying my mum doesn't know i have this tattoo

I try not to, even though my bike is relatively lame compared to what some people ride I'd still be mortified if it got nicked... Don't think I'd trust my bike with something i made in an E.P. class i'm just in it for the gcse lol, where can i get a kryptonite lock? Actaully i think i would trust this lock With my bike, but it would still probably get attacked (rims bent etc)

Who has seatstays? (Putting it in the bars, means that anyone could use it, and it is less obvious)

I heard that some company makes a lock that has a warenty where if you bke gets nicked while it's locked up with one of their chains they replace your bike, how much and where? And on the mention of bike locks I would like some suggestions/pointers on my Elec. products project, I want to make an alarm that you can fit in your bars which is fitted to a bike lock (it's all theory stuff atm) and it goes off if the cable is cut, pulled on excesively or the bike moves a lot, for an alarm i will probably have a beeping thing but to have "get back you b*****d or I'll break your legs" would be prety awesome, maybe if i market them i will...

I'm thinking about just drilling smaller holes near the holes that i have already, so like * * but squarer than that.... O * *

Why not just keep you lil plastic one?

I'm sorry it seemed funny at the time

If Chris King made V-brakes: "the revolutionary chris king V-brake has made a clean slate of a bike part that already worked fine and didn't need tinkering with, but we did it anyway! The new system will have 4 sets of bearings in each brake arm, total overkill but it's nice to know that they're there, plus we lazer-etched chris king into them so you can show everyone else how you wasted $300 dolars on a bike part because it has chris king on it." You can see how bored I am, I'm going to go watch paint dry now!

Yeah it is, i picked up on that when i got sent it, edited it, saying you needed it to forward it to at least 100 people, and within the week i had got a copy of it off nearly everycontact i had, I love doing things like that... They do that in the latest family guy issues, classy english porn hehe *gigles*

I'm going to leeds, I could have gone on holiday with my mum+dad but they're gettin me n ma sis tickets 4 leeds fest (ma sis lives nearby so if+when the weather goes evil i'm sorted) hah!

Would those tugs that go outside of your dropouts be ok? (the solid ones, with two screw fittings)

Wow orthopaedic pixie boots! They are rank! please burn them! I'm gunna stick with duffs or vans ....

please ignore

Ha my mom stopped buying crisps when i was like 9, I'm stilll a fat b*****d though I should try that...

Sadact, my bike named itself, but it won't tell me what

bit off topic but How do isis compare to square tapered...

File down part of the axle?

I gave up masturbation, some of my mates have to (only we allow it if someone else (not something) is helping you out...)

Maybe have shorter cranks, push the cylinders in further, what frames have this problem?

I'll sell you one try ebay, or be a cheapskate and steal it from someones signature...

add me, ogrerules@hotmail.com i cba to post it on here, cause i can't post pictured so just add me..