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thats me without a hat, i.e most of the time (hats are for riding, long hair + trials = bad)

Who did you nick the wheelchair off?

BRING BACK PODINGTON PEAS!

What bout nobbys crisps? there so good!

Two slightly o.t things how would an eno freewheel compare to a king or similar hub (ignoring price) and whats the advantage to a f.fw over a rear f.w?

1. How old are you? 10-15, 2. Gender. Male. 3. If you were making a toolbox to store tools which material would you make it out of? Metal/Plastic. 4. Why? It's strong. 5. What type of tools would you store in there? Allen keys. Spanners. Screwdrivers. Just bike-specific tools. (all) 6. Where would the toolbox be kept? Garage.

I'd doupt it was the pedals since you can see it more than feel it. (and i worry that something will break and porn will become boring )

Whats a sintered pad?

I think it might be the cranks but i'm not sure, it could be either

I cant afford any new bits atm i have my eyes on the old echo cranks (there fairly cheap)

I think i might have twisted my bb axle is that actually posible/common or it might be my cranks i can't tell and can't get any pictures grrr, any ideas what it is/ what i've done?

SUPER BUMP! please fill in if you havent already! one person who has submitted will win a fredo! (i'll pm you if it's you )

on the mention of fingers being pwn3d this guy in my year had a door slammed on his finger today (and i mean SLAMMED) and it cut the end off he's geniunley solid and he was in f**king pieces bless him, no piks i mite try and get some of the blood on the wall though

i have a bit of a tummy but thats stress related (i mite get ritallin or prozac) and i'm "overwieght" acordin to that BULLSHIT i am lol, thats totally wrong some guy in my year wieghts 15st and hes 5ft3 or sumin and theres so fat on him, muscly steriod filled b*****d...

Is tha`t banana man? if so you f**king legend! nice one

i have guinea pigs butone of thems crazy and he jumps off the sofa and climbs into plantpots that are like 3 times his height (i wonder if he start an animal free runnning trend...) my mom wants a llama and chickens and theres sheep in a nearby field there not pets but i chase them for a laugh (baa means no ) haha! do any of ou feret owners do the evil rabit hunting shit?

Amen to that

I don;t have a job no, i live in the middle of nowhere and it's poo!

How many of you carry a bag round with stuff for your bike in? and what do you put in it? i'll start it off spare tube 15mm wrench multitool multiwrench micro pump 8mm wrench and a brass pipe for a bit of extra leverage when my bb bolts work loose puncture repair kit tyre levers

Is it worth mentioning i have photo sense*fall over and spasm* i did that at school once PISS FUNY!

i'd suggest a grind because tars fine untill it holds your pad and you end up with plastic teeth, or get zoo pads...

Definatley red! a bit o.t but would you/do you spray parts for ca$h?

that looks right nice! shames it's 26"

For a term i just tell people it's bmx but different or just trials if they have half a clue or have a geniune conversation with me (which is usally quite interesting)

1. Male 2. younger 3. nay 4. Which colours would you associate with acceptance? (choose 2) BLUE - WHITE 5. Which colours would you associate with rejection? (choose 2) RED - BLACK 6. Which shape would you associate with acceptance? CIRCLE 7. Which sahpe would you associate with rejection? STAR 8. If you went speed datign what would be your drink of choice? PINT