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Weekend away with a spa day. I bloody love spa days, especially centre parcs.

Is this for this year or next? Surely you've missed any hotel/ticket opportunities by now?

For a minute there I thought I was on MumsNet!

...I just mis-heard him your Honour.

Gutted.

Australian, clearly.

http://news.sky.com/story/1183945/facebook-user-glued-to-phone-walks-off-pier

How do you feel about condoms on tesco shelves? What about sex toys on display in Boots chemists?

Some Big Cock to go with your pussy?

I assure you, there are much worse things on the shelves, in music, tv, magazines which are presented to your kids every single day. They've no idea what 'pussy' means; so what's the difference from asking what Coca Cola is? Just brush it off as 'a drink' or even 'a drink for adults' - I'm sure they'll only recall it if you make a fuss about it and make it a taboo subject.

Eh? What's a pussy mean?

Good Lord! For the love of God can we stop the debate? Let's all kiss and make up, after all, WWJD?!

A fine example on how the government and the BBC are just completely out of touch with Britain. What a joke.

Went out for a couple of drinks last night which got a little out of hand. We went to the local pub where there is a new landlady who we hadn't met before. Here's my comment to get after 10 minutes of knowing her; "You know...you kind of remind me of Ann Widdecombe" She was not impressed.

Screen shots of the comments before the user had time to delete them. We've sacked people at work but I imagine it's an HR/employment law minefield to actually go through with it. To my knowledge they're not allowed to hand over information as I guess this would have been a civil case, not a criminal case - not to mention they would require warrants, reasonable cause and a rather large cost involved. After all, you could say that someone else was on your account without your knowledge, it's up to your employer to prove your guilt. In the past I've been 'fraped' with comments so vile that I could have lost my job over it. I didn't, but where do you draw the line of work and social?

I did fix the problem. I deleted Facebook, it was a simpler and quicker solution.

Deleted my Facebook app months ago, complete waste of life. I keep the messenger app (separate app) to communicate with friends at the same time. Generally, I talk to the people who I want to talk to. I don't really care what 'Sarah' who I went to school with 10 years ago has had for her dinner. Of course I could delete these people, but to be honest I really can't be arsed. It annoys me on a night out that some people sit there on their phones looking at Facebook. I consider it quite rude....social media causes unsocial behaviour - who'd have thought it?

Congrats!

Yeah? I'd have thought he would be over the moon about working on a Sunday?

Yep, a number of times. Mostly because they were still seeing their ex, or as I was, only interested in the old fashioned act of smashing together ones genitals which is never a good basis for a relationship. Only one of those relationships bothered be at the time, but looking back she was a complete bitch and I'm glad nothing progressed from it.

No

Quarter to Nines?

Is this post available in audiobook?

I think it's Educating Essex next...