Well the one that my mum always used to kill me with was: " Right i want you in before it goes dark because you have got no lights on that bike and the cars cant see you and with you doing all that bouncing you will not be concentrating on the traffic". my reply "well mum its the middle of winter it goes dark at half 4 and by the time i have got in from school its 4, so i sed right see you at half 4 this was at 4:15 and she sed ok then dont be late and just kept comeing in at about half 9 with my other mates and eventually she just accepted it after sesions of being grounded lol. The other one is i was not allowed out riding unless i had my helmet on, witch i thought was rather resonable but know i dont where one at all. Dan !