john.p Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 hey i havent been asked a stupid question about my bike yet but lets hear yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve@banbury-trials Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 doesnt it hurt to sit down on the tire when riding along ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky trials Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Why haven't I got a seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzatrip Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 why do i have to pedal so fast and i go nowhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky trials Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 ^^^ ^^^I get that one sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Where is your dignity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cristoff Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 "You haven't got a seat, how you sit down?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben H! Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 "You haven't got a seat, how you sit down?"same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 howd you ride your bike without a seatto which y mate replied, i dont sit down. tickled me quite a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum-Luvs-Trials Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 "Where Is Your Seat"I Just Turn And Look At Where The Seat Should Be And Say" Sit Some Chavs Have Nicked It Agen, And Look They Have Even Welded A Meatal Plate Over And Even Painted It the Same Colour, My God " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 "Where Is Your Seat"I Just Turn And Look At Where The Seat Should Be And Say" Sit Some Chavs Have Nicked It Agen, And Look They Have Even Welded A Meatal Plate Over And Even Painted It the Same Colour, My God "Haha, we use one along the lines of that one. 'Oh look thats strange, theres no hole for the seat to go in!' :O:O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oak T Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 chavs way are "why iz dar holez in you wheelz maate"chavs " why you'z got disc brakes on a bmx"this one is ask by a kid like 14-16 year old "have you got a cup on incase you fall over and hit your sack loli always get asked how much does your bike cost and always answer 50 quid with a seat or 800 without loloakland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimo Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 "why are them guys on bmxs and your not?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt9175 Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 why dont you have a seat?to which we reply...oh i got horney and stck it up my ass :P only ever say it to chavs though. To all normal humans we just explain why there isn't one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 why is your bike so long ? err to match my penis size maybe haha i use that one some times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaba Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 "What the f**k are you doing up there?!"*Usually followed by a "Sweeeet" as i land.Or a crack as i hit the deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Thibeau Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 "so you paid all that money for a bike that dosnt have a seat, has no gears, and the breaks sound discusting? you got ripped off" lol thats what i got once,Sorry about this one guys, but i really want to know what chavs are lol, as im from canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 howd you ride your bike without a seatto which y mate replied, i dont sit down. tickled me quite a bitAm failing to see the funny side.This topic is just turning into the other one about what you say when asked about the lack of seatage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Drunk hoodie showing off infront of his 'homies' - "why does your backwheel follow you?"Me after a terrible ride - "dunno, must be related to your mum."'Homies' point and laugh at hooded asbo child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin C Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 I have been asked loads of silly questions but this is the one I get asked the most why does your bike have no seat martin cameron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladd Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 I get this alot...''Were do you sit'' i Reply i stand up..''doesnt it hert'' no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt man t Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 I get this alot...''Were do you sit'' i Reply i stand up..''doesnt it hert'' no!i no...how can standing hurt??i dont understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetrials661 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 (edited) why are your handle-bars so long? Edited February 23, 2008 by freetrials661 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir koxxy Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 "some one has nicked your seat mate"or if its my giants"why have you got a butt plug for a seat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Norman Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 well i got called a tramp because i had no seat but just said sh*t dont i looked round my bike and said bloody chavs have nicked it agen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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