r2wtrials Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Right, he is going to get some stick for this...Ben Johnson, or Crazy legs crane as i call him, turned down a ride out the other night because he had hurt the muscles in his neck..... from hoovering!!!! Whats the strangest injury you have had or worst excuse from a mate to come riding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I put my back out trying to leave this girls bed, ended with me on the floor flat on my back with a book under my head screaming in pain, while she tryed to stop her parents coming in and seeing me starkas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Goat Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I got muscle cramp in my tongue from sneezing before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex-trials-boy Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 my mate didnt want to come out because his frame had 25 cracks 105 dents and had been welded 17 times what kinda icsuse is that? just put a bit of celotape on your bike and it will be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aener Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I took a pedal up the bum yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 lmfao i actually cut my hand hoovering pretty bad, still rode though.il have to think of excuses im sure theyl be some good uns ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew62 Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Not an excuse or injury but more a repetitive strain. Sometimes when i yawn my neck and lower face goes in to a spasm (like a stroke) and it blocks my windpipe (i guess the muscles contracting) so i cannot breathe whilst it is happening. So far they only usually last 10-30 seconds but i'm hoping the day doesn't come when i have a 10 minute one!Had a really tight knot in my back so wasn't going to ride. Thought i'd ride anyway and make it into a proper pain......which is exactly what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottTrials Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 might not be a weird injury but i sliced my middle finger open on my magura mounts of my fork.still got the scar as it went down to the bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke_zoo Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Got no air in my tyre Best one I've said so far to my mates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 not had any weird ones myself but my mate used a piece of brick wedged in his dropout to tension his chain a while back...the brick shattered at the top of a drop gap and he was left in alot of pain on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenJohnson Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 wasnt really an excuse i couldnt bloody move. plus both my bikes were knackered and you knew that as you took my hub apart on the stock to see that it was f***ed and the mod has fubared cranks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caswell_35 Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Not a funny one but had my first ride bakc after 4 years the other day and managed to sprain both my wrists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikee Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 I hit my head rather hard on the tv screen when I went to put a dvd in the dvd player. I had a funny lump on my head for a few days after it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoots man Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 i woke in the middle of the night to my calf muscle cramping so so so hard. because i was "relaxed" i couldnt straiten it for about a minute. now it cramp very easy on my left moo muscle.by far the worst cramp i ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 I got back from riding to Vannes in France last night and 2 of my fingers have been numb with pins and needles for 5 days in a row?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belga Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 I crushed my right wrist after going all mike tyson on the gymnasium floor.Was playing volleyball indoors and one of the girls did a "close my eyes and flail my arms"-pass ending with my sliding head first into some rather heavy equipment. Pissed as i was from hitting my head i jumped up, curled up in a little ball and threw all my weight and arm-power into hitting the floor while on my way down. My wrist felt like popping a balloon. They later found pieces of bone from my wrist down at my knuckles so it basically exploded from the impact. Afterwards one of my more physics-happy friends calculated that my fist had struck the the floor with enough force to shatter most of my arm so i was lucky i didn't blow out my elbow and/or shoulder with it.I got the ball up and over the net though, and we won so it was totally worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unipsycho Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 My mate had been watching spiderman, and said that although he's done free runnign for years, all these crazy jumps, he just jumped out of bed, did a spiderman pose and burst a vein in his leg was pretty epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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