Boswell Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Remove the labels from all the tinned food. Remove the showerhead and place with something inside...ink, loads of fairy liquid etc. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mystery-Can/156544241035916 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 (edited) Best pranks I've done are totally not replicable, they were made up on the spot. My all time favourite has to be this: In high school the age-old excuse for not having home/coursework was 'I just need to print it'.You'd then get to leave the lesson, find a computer room and spend a frantic 15 minutes finishing it, then printing it.However, if there wasn't enough time to complete it you'd simply go to the computer room, waste a good ten minutes and return saying it wouldn't print because of <insert excuse>.I had a mate who genuinely had done his coursework and really did only need to print it off. He left the class room and headed to the PC suite.While he was gone I saved my own mobile number back into my phone under his name and sent myself a text saying 'Haha I haven't even done it, I'll just tell her it wouldn't print.'I then went to the teacher and said 'Look miss, I know I'm not meant to have my phone out but I thought I should show you this:' <text from Joe Bloggs saying he was going to lie to her>.Thinking this was as far as it'd go, and that he'd waltz back in with homework in hand, I sat back down waiting to be MythBusted.In a gazillion-to-one chance the printer was genuinely f*cked and he really couldn't print his homework! He said to the teacher 'Sorry miss, it wouldn't print…'She hit the f**king roof! She was like 'How dare you lie to me?! You've already had two extensions yadda yadda! I saw the text!!'' … 'What text?!' … 'Don't act all innocent! See me at the end of class!'I ended up coming clean, but only at the very last minute. Teacher saw the funny side; mate did not Edited November 19, 2010 by Bronz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Best pranks I've done are totally not replicable, they were made up on the spot. My all time favourite has to be this: In high school the age-old excuse for not having home/coursework was 'I just need to print it'.You'd then get to leave the lesson, find a computer room and spend a frantic 15 minutes finishing it, then printing it.However, if there wasn't enough time to complete it you'd simply go to the computer room, waste a good ten minutes and return saying it wouldn't print because of <insert excuse>.I had a mate who genuinely had done his coursework and really did only need to print it off. He left the class room and headed to the PC suite.While he was gone I saved my own mobile number back into my phone under his name and sent myself a text saying 'Haha I haven't even done it, I'll just tell her it wouldn't print.'I then went to the teacher and said 'Look miss, I know I'm not meant to have my phone out but I thought I should show you this:' <text from Joe Bloggs saying he was going to lie to her>.Thinking this was as far as it'd go, and that he'd waltz back in with homework in hand, I sat back down waiting to be MythBusted.In a gazillion-to-one chance the printer was genuinely f*cked and he really couldn't print his homework! He said to the teacher 'Sorry miss, it wouldn't print…'She hit the f**king roof! She was like 'How dare you lie to me?! You've already had two extensions yadda yadda! I saw the text!!'' … 'What text?!' … 'Don't act all innocent! See me at the end of class!'I ended up coming clean, but only at the very last minute. Teacher saw the funny side; mate did not Brilliant! Most reliable excuses ever regard printing. Another one was "I've just left it in the 6th Form building". However, it gives you no more than 10mins and is a bit of a giveaway if you hand your teacher warm paper.On a prank related note The girl circled at the top lives directly below the person we just did it to haha and the guy at the bottom was another victim. We just did it with water though... it's amazing how far a small bucket of water goes I've just noticed on facebook that you know of my mates - Mark Redmond. Please call him Redhard the next time you see him and bug him to tell you why he's called that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Brilliant! Most reliable excuses ever regard printing. Another one was "I've just left it in the 6th Form building". However, it gives you no more than 10mins and is a bit of a giveaway if you hand your teacher warm paper. On a prank related note I've just noticed on facebook that you know of my mates - Mark Redmond. Please call him Redhard the next time you see him and bug him to tell you why he's called that. WOW small world, well small Island... He was the one we threw it over. hahaha! See, I knew it, everybody knows everybody on the isle of man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 WOW small world, well small Island... He was the one we threw it over. hahaha! See, I knew it, everybody knows everybody on the isle of man! Haha, oh good. And yeah, as depressing as it is, a group of 10 people will, between them, have connections to the whole island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Dunstan Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 This one requires mass effort and possibly a little splashing out, criminal activity (or a little extra planning), planning, thought, care and the possibility of injury. What you will need A semi-drunk, asleep flat mate, 3 portable electrical mini hearts, Access into drunken mates room while asleep; so drunk he forgot to lock the door? Loads of ways to get around this A fire alarm OR get a fire alarm sound, and stick some speakers outside victims door so you can play the fire drill noise to wake him up An audience (for mega lolz) A smoke machine (various ways around making smoke check out the A cookbook) A little bit of mace spray (again easily made A cookbook) A powerfull red lamp Method 1) While fairly drunk but not totally wasted flatmate is asleep in bed, sneak in the room. Unplug all electrical appliances, remove mobile phone, unscrew lightbulb and any other source of light. 2) Place the 3 portable mini heaters in the room and put them on the highest/hottest setting (giving them a good 3 minutes to fully heat up while you set the rest of the scene up) 3) Place speakers with fire alarm drill noise outside victims door (or just ring the fire alarm..) obviously you don't wanna ring the fire alarm though. you can get the sound on youtube 4) Close window, close curtains and pin them into the wall. 5) Spray a shit load mace spray above victims head so that the mist will gently fall onto his face 6) Make sure the room is totally dark and no light source 7) turn off corridor lamp or replace it with a red light bulb 8) set off the smoke machine thats if you have one or use other method for smoke 9) Get everyone out of the room, get 1 person to smash 2 saucepan lids together above victims head to wake em up 10) f**king leg it out of the room, the mace should begin to f**k up his vision almost instatly as he wakes up (bearing in mind the room is pitch dark and pretty f**king warm with the possibility of smoke and the only light you can see is a strip of red light under there door with smoke coming out 11) Set off the fire alarm sound on the speakers outside his door - Make sure its mega loud 12) Hold victims door firmly shut 13) Listen as victim shits himself looking for the light switch (you removed the lightbulb) and bumping into hot electric radiators not being able to get out of the room. 14) Listen and laugh harder than you've ever laughed before Pulled this off while backpacking in Australia. Requires a lot of effort but so f**king worth it! Haha, that's great. But if it's pitch black, why the need for a smoke machine?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Tea Why Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Fill their room with chickens. Its a bit hard to actually get hold of some though, but thats what students do! Brilliant! Most reliable excuses ever regard printing. Another one was "I've just left it in the 6th Form building". However, it gives you no more than 10mins and is a bit of a giveaway if you hand your teacher warm paper. On a prank related note I've just noticed on facebook that you know of my mates - Mark Redmond. Please call him Redhard the next time you see him and bug him to tell you why he's called that. And I know the girl who's circled too. weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials owns Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 (edited) just had such a funny though. get a airsoft gun, like a tasty £20 shotgun (not two tone spray if last resort) and get aload more if some mates want to take part in the prank. also get some balaclavas (spelling) were dark clothes at about 4 in the morning burst into his room with lots a terrorist noises, drag him out of bed and pretent to keep him hostage until he reaises that it is you. havent tried it but sounds great if you change you voice. Edited November 19, 2010 by trials owns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Lol how do you know Fran? This is rather odd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 This usually happens in the crewroom at work. If someone doses off to sleep, get a cup of water and set the bottom of they're trousers on fire, give it a few seconds so the fire is a good size and shout 'SHIT YOUR ON FIRE' they wake up and shit they're pants and then you throw the glass of water in they're face totally missing the fire on they're legs to make them even more livid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Take eggs with a few tiny/rough holes poked in them, place in boots. watch with innocent faces when friend/flatmate puts boots on. (they need holes in them otherwise they don't break easily enough. or remove the layer of foam in a chair, replace with smelly stuff, (again we used eggs with little holes in them) replace cover over eggs and make sure it's the only chair your victim can use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockett Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 the best ive done so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 the best ive done so far That looks awesome, might just use that as wallpaper some day. And like he said, that's effort. Even the hairdryer cord haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 We managed this the other night. and then finishing it off with a foil ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 That's not even a prank though? I'd happily have them on my wall instead of the murkey grey/white we have atm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topsy Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 lol yeah, I'd take them too. Walls actually also look quite cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddbmxdude Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 (edited) I didn't go to uni, but went to visit my mates pretty often. Once we went to see my mate at Norwich, and the morning after a pretty heavy night we were sitting in his room while he was clearing up the aftermath of the night before. We found a nifty website where you can don't load joke computer software. We downloaded one that made capslock random turn on and off. He didn't use his laptop for the rest of the time we were there, so we pretty much forgot about it. A week later I spoke to him on facebook chat. The conversation went a little like this: Me: Hey mate, how've you been? Rob: OK tHAnks MaTE, BuT i tHiNK SometHIngS wrONG WitH MY LaPToP, CAPS keePS goING On anD OfF. A full WEEK after we'd left. I literally almost pissed my pants laughing! Apparently he had to borrow a mates laptop to finish his dissertation on, LOL! Heres the link, in case you were wondering : http://rjlpranks.com/pranks/ Edited November 24, 2010 by eddbmxdude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 (edited) Need prank ideas. How attacking the floor below us. They came at 5am this morning armed with mayonnaise, showergel and completely effed up our corridor, doors all painted with it. they also went into our kitchen, poured sugar everywhere, stole our toaster and put cooking oil on the floor. Need ideas for our attack tonight/morning. They took everything wayyy too far last night (with it being the all girls floor, they can't think of actually decent pranks :/) Idea me up ta! We have at our disposal... cling film, shower gel, eggs, yoghurt and all that shit stuff Edited November 26, 2010 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials owns Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 any snow up your way? you can do alot with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 no snow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 They came at 5am this morning armed with mayonnaise, showergel and completely effed up our corridor, doors all painted with it. they also went into our kitchen, poured sugar everywhere, stole our toaster and put cooking oil on the floor. That's the shittest prank I have ever heard! Making a mess does not constitute a pranking Give 'em hell dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I know. It was almost a hate prank. We have lots of poo.... hmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 (edited) There's one guy on our corridor who started banging one of girls on floor 2 so he doesn't even socialise with us. He was part of the attack the other night on our floor! So we decided to get him good.. Aww man I heart uni. I love it how he caught me in the act and everyone looks reet innocent! Edited November 27, 2010 by dann2707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 ^ Unavailable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 fixed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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