Pranks

[tomturd]

We emptied our mates room while he was upstairs for 30 mins or so. all furniture, wardrobe, desk, bed etc moved into the toilet. he wasn't happy.

Balance buckets of water (at tipping point) against peoples doors while they're in (do it quietly) and knock. Add eggs, milk etc to the water if you want. Only works if the doors open inwards.

I once came downstairs towards the kitchen, noticed that none of the lights worked so crept along in the dark suspecting someone was up to something. I found my mate sitting there (god knows how long he'd been in there) waiting for someone to fall over the trip wire he'd set up, and I assume smash their face onto the tiled floor. The trip wire was a mop.

Number 2 is probably the simplest/most effective.

[club_card]

Make a jelly mix and pour it into someones draw leave to set over night.

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

Freeze a can of shaving gel, then cut the can off and leave it somewhere to expand.

[froggy]

This one requires mass effort and possibly a little splashing out, criminal activity (or a little extra planning), planning, thought, care and the possibility of injury.

What you will need

A semi-drunk, asleep flat mate,

3 portable electrical mini hearts,

Access into drunken mates room while asleep; so drunk he forgot to lock the door? Loads of ways to get around this

A fire alarm OR get a fire alarm sound, and stick some speakers outside victims door so you can play the fire drill noise to wake him up

An audience (for mega lolz)

A smoke machine (various ways around making smoke check out the A cookbook)

A little bit of mace spray (again easily made A cookbook)

A powerfull red lamp

Method

1) While fairly drunk but not totally wasted flatmate is asleep in bed, sneak in the room. Unplug all electrical appliances, remove mobile phone, unscrew lightbulb and any other source of light.

2) Place the 3 portable mini heaters in the room and put them on the highest/hottest setting (giving them a good 3 minutes to fully heat up while you set the rest of the scene up)

3) Place speakers with fire alarm drill noise outside victims door (or just ring the fire alarm..) obviously you don't wanna ring the fire alarm though. you can get the sound on youtube

4) Close window, close curtains and pin them into the wall.

5) Spray a shit load mace spray above victims head so that the mist will gently fall onto his face

6) Make sure the room is totally dark and no light source

7) turn off corridor lamp or replace it with a red light bulb

8) set off the smoke machine thats if you have one or use other method for smoke

9) Get everyone out of the room, get 1 person to smash 2 saucepan lids together above victims head to wake em up

10) f**king leg it out of the room, the mace should begin to f**k up his vision almost instatly as he wakes up (bearing in mind the room is pitch dark and pretty f**king warm with the possibility of smoke and the only light you can see is a strip of red light under there door with smoke coming out

11) Set off the fire alarm sound on the speakers outside his door - Make sure its mega loud

12) Hold victims door firmly shut

13) Listen as victim shits himself looking for the light switch (you removed the lightbulb) and bumping into hot electric radiators not being able to get out of the room.

14) Listen and laugh harder than you've ever laughed before

Pulled this off while backpacking in Australia. Requires a lot of effort but so f**king worth it!

[Max Quinn]

We did something reealllly similair when we managed to get hold of a load of proper Firemans gear. Filled the room with smoke etc, put a red light outside the door so it looked like the landing was on fire, played smoke alarm and general fire/chaos noises.

The guy we did it to had been on all sorts of drugs at a rave so was probably tripping his f**king balls off anyways. But when he was shaken awake by my mate posing as a fireman in that situation he was absolutely shitting his pants. The only thing is, the whole thing took a bit of a darker twist and he went absolutely apeshit cos for some reason the guy posing as the fireman decided to say 'The whole house is burning down, we have to get out! I'm really sorry, but all your family are dead'. That definately wasn't part of the plan and I can't think why he thought that would be a good idea, but it didn't exactly go down a treat

Edited February 1, 2010 by Max Quinn

[froggy]

AHAHA, it's not a prank unless you take it too far!

This didn't have the desired effect but this guy was uber pissed off! There was a huge fight afterwards but we laughed it off the next day.

Some other pranks:

While 2 flatmates are out of there rooms, go in 1 persons room and steal there laptop then leave it in an obviously hidden place in the other flatmates room, escort flatmate with stolen laptop back to there room and make a point of there laptop being missing without it being really obviously (have all the other flat mates in on it too so the flatmate whos room its in is busy and not in his room). Suggest to flatmate with stolen laptop that you think you saw the other flatmate take it, search his room with pissed off flatmate whos had laptop stolen, profit.

Edited February 1, 2010 by froggy

[Adam-Griffin]

I fell victim to something similar ^^ I ended up knocking the door down and having to replace it in the end haha.

Majorly pissed off at first but once i'd calmed down and took the time to appreciate the effort that'd gone into it, i f**king lol'd.

[bikeperson45]

'The whole house is burning down, we have to get out! I'm really sorry, but all your family are dead'.

i could imagine him being a bit angry about that

[Muel]

Take things from their computer and hide them, we used to do it all the time at college during break, we once left one of my mates with nothing but the network and power cable plugged into his tower when he got back.

You can also plug another mouse in, preferable wireless and when they're using it, just keep nudging the mouse to the left constantly.

[~Samsam~]

Our cleaners seem to ruin everything we do with doors as they're round the corridor every morning at around 5.

Lol, thanks for the ideas though, immense thread

[bigamac]

We do this very simple one at work.

Only works on computers though.

Unplug the mouse.

Then on the bottom.

Take the ball out.

OR

bit of bluetac on the red light thingy, with celotape on top.

My boss will sit there for about 10 mins trying to work it all out haha.

[shamus]

freeze duvet_ get it damp, then place it in the freezer, leave for several hours/all night/a day.

should come out nice and solid and square nb don't do it to down feather duvets, expensive mistake but majorly amusing!

[davey1991]

You guys are all f**ked up, ha ha.

We did something with a computer, a friend had been writing a book and had had the computer copy read over and agreed to be published, so we put everything on an external hardrive, then wiped the computer.

It was funny until she found a large heavy metal pole.

[l33th3tr33]

You guys are all f**ked up, ha ha.

We did something with a computer, a friend had been writing a book and had had the computer copy read over and agreed to be published, so we put everything on an external hardrive, then wiped the computer.

It was funny until she found a large heavy metal pole.

awesome!

[arw_86]

cracked screen prank

the talcum powder in the hair dryer prank

first one is epic, the rest.....cool but not legendary

cant find my favourite one ever though.

[froggy]

Get a syringe (one of those magura ones will do, not a needle on) Some VERY VERY hot tobasco sauce (Insanity sauce works best), some blue & white food coloring & some XXX mints.

Mix a load of tobasco sauce with white(&/or)blue food coloring and crush up some XXX mints until power like.

Suck it up in the syringe

Inject into flat mates toothpaste

???

Profit

[davey1991]

awesome!

I know its not as hard as some of the others but its hillarious.

Even better she almost threw the external hardrive at us not knowing what it was.

[Captain Scarlet]

Bit of a bump, but I desperately need some inspiration.

Pretty much got a flat opposite us which continually egg our windows, each time they do we persevere in doing more creative ways of getting them back, as let's face it the egg throwing is lame. Once the window is dirty, it is dirty so it's effectively pointless.

One thing we did was get up early in the morning and pour flour onto sheets of paper, then sliding it under their flat door and blowing it into the flat (works ridiculously well with a pump and needle valve). However we found that their door was unlocked so just deposited a bag of flour just about everywhere in their flat.

Second time we filled a bucket with a mixture of; water, beans, mayonnaise, piss, beer, etc. We proceeded by leaning it up against their door so it was on tipping point, knocked on the door, letting it fall in on them when they opened it.

Now we're running out of ideas, another egg has come across, so we are thinking of going over late night again hoping that the door will be open to do the gravy granules in the shower head trick.

If the door is not open, we will be ratchet strapping their door handle to the door handle opposite their flat door on a Monday morning making it impossible for them to get out for their lectures. They are on the top floor so no-one should walk past it.

Really need some more inspiration, like I say though, it is mainly dependant on if their door is open to do the majority of stuff.

[1a2bcio8]

I'm all up for pranks but making people miss their lectures is a bit out of order don't you think?

Edited November 19, 2010 by Ben Rowlands

[anzo]

If the door is not open, we will be ratchet strapping their door handle to the door handle opposite their flat door on a Monday morning making it impossible for them to get out for their lectures. They are on the top floor so no-one should walk past it.

And kill them all if there is a fire, emergency or accident?

[dann2707]

Bit of a bump, but I desperately need some inspiration.

Pretty much got a flat opposite us which continually egg our windows, each time they do we persevere in doing more creative ways of getting them back, as let's face it the egg throwing is lame. Once the window is dirty, it is dirty so it's effectively pointless.

One thing we did was get up early in the morning and pour flour onto sheets of paper, then sliding it under their flat door and blowing it into the flat (works ridiculously well with a pump and needle valve). However we found that their door was unlocked so just deposited a bag of flour just about everywhere in their flat.

Second time we filled a bucket with a mixture of; water, beans, mayonnaise, piss, beer, etc. We proceeded by leaning it up against their door so it was on tipping point, knocked on the door, letting it fall in on them when they opened it.

Now we're running out of ideas, another egg has come across, so we are thinking of going over late night again hoping that the door will be open to do the gravy granules in the shower head trick.

If the door is not open, we will be ratchet strapping their door handle to the door handle opposite their flat door on a Monday morning making it impossible for them to get out for their lectures. They are on the top floor so no-one should walk past it.

Really need some more inspiration, like I say though, it is mainly dependant on if their door is open to do the majority of stuff.

Use a hairdryer. It works tremendously

Cheers for the bucket idea, going to give that a go now (im not even kidding this is frikking awsome got two people with it.... going for the third!!)

gonna read this thread now for ammo for our uni halls

Edited November 19, 2010 by dann2707

[dann2707]

The girl circled at the top lives directly below the person we just did it to haha

and the guy at the bottom was another victim. We just did it with water though... it's amazing how far a small bucket of water goes

[club_card]

I've got a really simple one just take a dump in the middle of the person's room.

Put abit of paper down first if you don't want to be too much of a b*****d and stain their carpet.

[JT!]

Collect a lot of piss. Maybe some poo too.

Drain out victims toilet cistern.

Pour piss / poo mix into cistern.

Next person to use toilet will flush piss / poo mix.

[Muel]

cracked screen prank

I'm at my brother's house now, and he's borrowed my old 22" tft, this could get interesting this evening...