bluecatracingcat Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 Friend of mine took the tip of his finger off with a hope 205 rotor while cleaning his bike. much much blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Hardman Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 i stappled my finger once, was only young aswell. put my hand through a double glazed window on my 13th birthday and ended up with cuts all up arm and having lil bits of glass picked out of it :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Hardman Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 almost forgot, doing the 4x track at porc and i hit some rock on the course whilst going round a corner and it threw my off the back of the bit, but on the way off my fingers hit both brakes and i was going pretty fast, to a complete stop, the seat rails ended up in my stomach. wasnt a nice feeling :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexx Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 How come you've all been battered so much :unsure: I've never done anything crazy like that to myself... The worst i've done is the usual dumb stuff like leaning on drawing pins into my palm and stuff, which doesn't really hurt lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 I have managed to slam a car door shut on my thumb when i was about 6 and the nail still hasn't grown back properly, it keeps splitting down the middle. I also managed (recently) to fall off 4 pallets and squash my thumb between the floor and my bars..... lots of blood :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamHolmes Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 Ive trud (sp) on some nails a few times :unsure: Didint hurt that much oh, and I stupidly tried to stop my chain from going round with my fingers and it just carried on to the freewheel and got slightly stuck (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 I have stapled my thumb I have got a rubber glove and my hand that was inside of it wrapped around a compressed air gun (when fitting wheels to a truck) I have had a ball bearing stuck in my throat (my mums saved me though by shaking me upside down by my ankles!) (Y) I have had a freewheel impailed in my finger I have been shot point blank in my eye with a BB gun I have been twanged point blank in my other eye with a rubber band (my eyeball actually got a purple bruise on it) And most recently my mate at school made a paper plane with a drawing pin blue-tacked to the front, He then proceeded to throw it at my arm to which it got stuck, (i then pulled it out and lobbed it at him as he was running away and managed to get it stuck in his tricep :) hahaha the whole common room was laughing, whilst my arm bled everywhere) :unsure: also, unrelated, I have ripped my nail of under a skateboard wheel and burnt the skin off my thumb with a 7.2V battery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 put my hand through a double glazed window on my 13th birthday and ended up with cuts all up arm and having lil bits of glass picked out of it (Y) ← lol I done that too in year 10 at school banged on a window and my hand went through was'nt double glazing though 3 stiches and the nurse said if a bit of glass had of fallen into my wrist i could of died :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Once I got a tack stuck in my heel. 4th grade maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 stepped on a nail when i was 8 after helping my dad pull down some fencing ( i say helping... i was 8 so holding a hammer is all the help he needed) . Anyway after the last of it was down i stepped back and i was wearing some old skool wellies the ones with the frog face on the front and it went straight through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketrialler Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Only thing ive ever done is get a piece of lavender (the blob bit on the end) stuck up my nose when sniffing it. Had to have it removed at the hospital, doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Got a barbed fishing hook in my finger and blood was everywhere :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frika Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Not me.. But a girl who went to my Ex's school had a tampon stuck 'up' her for 4months.. She forgot it was up there.. Then she noticed the smell and black discharge.. Doctors pulled out a mouldy fanny stick :unsure: My mate Joe who used to ride cut the tip of his finger off on Christmad day.. He was seeing if his new Hope disk was hot (while the wheel was spinning).. Erm.. I've done the usual stepping on nails etc.. Can't think of anything majorly bad that I've done.. I'll edit if I remember anything decent! Mart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTM Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Not me.. But a girl who went to my Ex's school had a tampon stuck 'up' her for 4months.. She forgot it was up there.. Then she noticed the smell and black discharge.. Doctors pulled out a mouldy fanny stick (Y) ← Probably the most disgusting thing Ive EVER heard, thanks mart :P :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 (edited) A girl in our school borrowed a school test tube to have a bit of fun with herself. While commiting the act her mother entered the room. As she closed her legs she heard a cracking noise, much pain and hilarity ensued. Needless to say she is now constantly goaded, which is not only funny, but also needed. Edited March 12, 2005 by TheCircus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interested Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Using a sewing machine ,didn't move my finger fast enough ,ended up sat there with the needle straight through it ,couldn't pull it away ,dad unscrewed the needle still through my finger,clipped the needle on the nail side and pulled it out the other side with the pliers (Y) . Frika thats :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 (edited) Frika thats CLASS!!! haha How could you forget you had a tampon up you? FOR 4 MONTHS! Only thing i;ve ever done was try to snort a rasin for some reason and it got stuck :"> twasnt funny at the time but it is now. Edited March 12, 2005 by boovey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 I'm alwaysb getting bits of brake cable in my feet when I go in the garage with no shoes etc. A girl in our school borrowed a school test tube to have a bit of fun with herself. While commiting the act her mother entered the room. As she closed her legs she heard a cracking noise, much pain and hilarity ensued. Needless to say she is now constantly goaded, which is not only funny, but also needed. ← Lmao! that beats the guy in my year with the 20" nob story by miless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials boy Joe Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 -Foot through a glass fish tank/ -Ran into a dado rail knocked my-self out -fishing hook through finger -drank a bottle of white spirit wen i was 4 -nail through eye lid. -And loads of ridiculous bails on my bike. I am accident prone!!! (Y) :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexx Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Not me.. But a girl who went to my Ex's school had a tampon stuck 'up' her for 4months.. She forgot it was up there.. Then she noticed the smell and black discharge.. Doctors pulled out a mouldy fanny stick :P Mart ← 4 Months? f**k me (Y) How did she manage not to notice for four months :) Girls can often die after like a month or so if they leave a tampon in, it's really really dangerous. They get really bad infections that cause the body to go into sever shock and shut down... :unsure: I've read in a the news of a few deaths from that :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 (edited) The other week i ripped most of my toe-nail off on a trampoline at school cause it has the holes inbetween the weaves on the canvas. It was bleeding a bit and i could flap it about, but with some plasters and careful treading i managed to get it to heal back onto my toe. Tuesday just gone i had another trampolining lesson and i ripped the same nail off, this time it's literally half-hanging off, and i can wiggle it around (very nice party trick). When i was much younger i wondered what it would be like to put a staple into the tip of my thumb, and as it turns out it isn't very fun (Y) I've also mashed up both of my shins on my trials bike, bunny hopping without your foot properly on the pedal does nasty things to shins :unsure: Edit:^^^^ It's called Toxic Shock Syndrome Edited March 12, 2005 by Spikenipple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Morris Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 I have 2 metal plates and 36 screws stuck in my arm!!! They were put there by a surgeon though, does it still count? I've knelt on a drawing pin and got countless rings stuck on my fingers but that's about it I'm afraid, no silly piercings or swallowed lego bricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 when i was about 8....in my room was a bunkbed for me and my brother....and on the bottom at the end, there was like the headrest thing with bars going up and down, and i decided to stick my knee through one of the gaps.....and got half my leg jammed in....i cried like hell cause i thought i was gonna be stuck forever....thankfully my dad came home and got me out :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 A girl in our school borrowed a school test tube to have a bit of fun with herself. While commiting the act her mother entered the room. As she closed her legs she heard a cracking noise, much pain and hilarity ensued. Needless to say she is now constantly goaded, which is not only funny, but also needed. ← :unsure: (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 (edited) I drank surgical spirit last year by mistake because it looked like the cough medicine bottle and rang the nhs and she said its just like drinking half a bottle of vodka lol :lol: Edited March 13, 2005 by thesubway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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