Towler Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 I love it when they also ask how much did that bike cost, I normally reply with "Awww I just stole it... alot cheaper" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 In Oxford, this guy across the road asked me that, I said ' I was £10 short, so they didn't give me one ' him: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 this topic is always the best i think i get more glares from people although u tend to get a few 8 yr olds asking if u've lost ur seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
am4zin Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Since a lot of people don't know what trials is you'd have to give them a small lecture as to why you don't have a seat - that's what I found anyway. Now I just reply with 'it fell off' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougster Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 I ate it is usually a good one but next time someone asks im going to say my ma uses it as a dildo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-x-boy Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 "S**t wheres that gone???" **looking around my bike for my seat** "ahh s**t i'll have to go look for it" and hen just ride off gets them thinking rickybHAHA that is awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bite me Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 i either get the wheres your seat or some OH MY GOD hes got a disk break on a BMX thats annoying comparing my bike to a bmx or hahhahahah hes riding a koxx wich can sound comedy at times with accents but its gettin old, bit its broken now so wont get that anymore lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisholm Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 just say it gets the ladies havin no seat cheerschiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Or the funny guy that says "Hey mate you lost your seat", it was funny to start with but now it gets on me wick.It was never funny, not even when a funny person like Jimmy Carr, Bill Bayley, or Peter Kay says it!and i think the only time some of the answers people say would only fool a blonde person, or like mensioned previously a Chav Mike!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith! Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Where's yours?Mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat-jake Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 ye, i have tried giving the scalleys/chavs/neds a lecter and they just looked at me gone out and then called me a geek, so personally i think, they deserve the sarcasm...FAT JAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDraisey! :) Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 "S**t wheres that gone???" **looking around my bike for my seat** "ahh s**t i'll have to go look for it" and hen just ride off gets them thinking rickybOOOOO...... like that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_PRO Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 If people say to me "you have'nt got a seat", i say to them "tell me something i don't know" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilky_mod_legend2 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 well, as its normally chavs that say it, i say.SOME FCUKING CHAV, CHAVED IT grrrrrrr f**king hate chavs.then ride off, pretty quickly.But if its old people, i show them respect and say "na mate dont need 1, just gets in the way"WILKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 when i had my t pro this woman came up to me and goes wheres your seat gone i said it got robbed she said have you reported it to the police i said no she said well i would if i was you its serious buisness theft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesoupdragon182 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 just tell them that they were out off stock and your waiting 4 there call to tell you they have had another delivery of seats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Depends on the context of the comment if its a genuine intreset question i may spend my precious time and actully tell them if its them going "Some One Robbed your Saddle Hahahah" genrally say give me some money and ill buy one or just sprint up to them well fast make a huge squeel then narrowly dogde them turn round and go why do you pants smell like poo? LMA0 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned1 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 i once told a scallie that some gypsies nicked it. he also believed that if ur bike had red parts on it u are dangerous and that my m8 works 4 ferrari cos he had red bits on his bike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 why do you pants smell like poo? LMA0 lolHA HA, My mum took it away because i was naughty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh!! Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 "S**t wheres that gone???" **looking around my bike for my seat** "ahh s**t i'll have to go look for it" and hen just ride off gets them thinking rickybthats a really good 1 i mite use tha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott-mad Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 i have a very small seat so just say it shrunk in the wash. or act surprised or start acting like a crazy bitch and scare the little scallies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 If someone's geniunely interested I'll them but if it's a dipshit remark like 'Did you know someone stole your seat?' or 'Haha! Your bike has no seat!' etc. then it's usually something along the lines of the following;'Holy shit! Those polish f**ks (I have a KOT) screwed me! God damnit I'd never realised, how could I not notice? I've had this bike for months! Hey [insert friend's name here], did you know those polish bastards ripped me off? Check this shit out, there's no seat man! What the shit am I supposed to do if my legs get tired? This is rediculous!''Yeah man that's pretty f**ked up, I hadn't realised either! That's bullshit! Can't you sue for something like that? It's like selling a remote control with no f**king buttons.''f**k a duck! They did it to you too! French assholes pulled the same trick on you and they've done it before as well. I'm gonna go see what my mum says about this, we'll sue those bitches for everything they've got! I am sick of this shit.''Let's do it man. Mother f**kers.'Preceeded by the entire group staring at the person who thought he/she was funny until they get the point. You get the idea - we basically act like assholes if the initial remark we get was blurted by some asshole of similar rage inducing idiocy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie Histon Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Chav : Why do you have no seat?Me : Why are your trackies tucked in your socks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyD Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 ahh hello mr duncan youve gotta love that saying though, the past few weeks we`ve been cycling its been said umpteen times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Chav : Why do you have no seat?Me : Why are your trackies tucked in your socks?haha thats a good one lol i hate chavs mine usually comes out something like "why have you got no trousers on and they look down to check and then you ride off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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