NicP Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Q Can i ride you bike ?A Can i f**k your mum ?LMAO!Welcome to my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcinnes Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 I like this thread, its amusing. I always get the " where's your seat " and " do a wheelie ". But the thing that happens to most riders, is a little wanabe biker which cycles past you and does a wheelie then looks at you as if you should be impressed. Then one of us does something better, like a gap some sh*t like that, and he cycles off. funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidehop Stuart Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 little kid: youve got a flat tyre.rider: no ive not, its my inner tube that is flat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 little kid: youve got a flat tyre.rider: no ive not, its my inner tube that is flat!shit lol i never really thought of it like that hehe. I got told my chris king was to loud for the high street My brakes are shit and squeeky this was in worcester i soon showed them they was good brakes as i went up the curb i pulled it and went straight over the bars ( sad times. )I hate it when they ask baout the seat because they aks you more like where do you go what do you do how long you been doing it for. Please look how low the bike is before you ask me. Its nearly one tube lol.I keep getting asked now why i have pink handle bars ( zoo bars turned pink as f**k lol)Not having to much bothe really with people now. I have the odd one but my music covers what they sayI do sa ythough when they say do that again i say do what i didnt move that was all done with mirrors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeHayes Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Q : Can You Do Any Tricks?A : Yeah! I can ride in a straight Line Haha.Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 "WOW, how do you do that?" (pedal-kick)"You see this twiddly red bit on the brake? That's the power. You set it for how hard you want to jump, and when you let go, it makes the bike go..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 A: WOW are these hydraulic brakes?B: Well there not cable brakes are theyThats the lamest thing i've ever heard. Unless you've made a new type of hydraulic brake by which the fluid doesn't travel through the cable but magically floats from one place to the other, then it was probably a genuine question.... seeing as hydraulic brakes still have hydraulic hosing/cabling.And yes, i realise its an old post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) Passer By: You have a flat tyre!Me: Yes, but only on the bottom!Hah:| Edited March 25, 2008 by Benjaminge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 "WOW, how do you do that?" (pedal-kick)"You see this twiddly red bit on the brake? That's the power. You set it for how hard you want to jump, and when you let go, it makes the bike go..."Oh my goodness, this is so funny! TPA wheel your referring to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 all the questions on here "which is better mod or stock?" "v's or maggies?" "whats the best trick you an do?" "whats the worst thing you've broke?""What colour is a RED fire truck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprog! Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 chav:yo mate why have you got on of your socks tucked inme:yo mate why have you got both of your socks tucked inold lady:wheres your bellme:don't have oneold lady well how are you going to stop running over meme:I won'tALTERNATIVE:old lady:wheres your bellme:don't have oneold lady well how are you going to stop running over meme:Use my brakes.......:how the hell did you do that??!!me:You just seen me why ask?chav:you havn't got a seatme:yes I have. Hey wait WTF give it back!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ding_dong Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Q: Can you actually ride that?A: No... =|i used to get that alot when i rode unicyle trials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncy H Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Passer By: You have a flat tyre!Me: Yes, but only on the bottom!Hah:|That made me chuckle a lot,Q:wheres your saddle?A:Oh i thought i felt something strange up my bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sstein Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Passer By: You have a flat tyre!Me: Yes, but only on the bottom!Hah:|Gotta use this one.My norms are :where's your seat? - Where's your bike?Why do you have balls in your wheels? - It rolls better that way! (think about it)Can you do tricks on that? - Yes, can you leave me alone?How much did that cost? - I don't know I stole it!Who is the best out of you lot? - Obviously not you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t-bird tom Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 i alway get that seat 1 its always the bloody old people chees danny Same we get seat 1 it gets so anoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinytipper Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 man at carnival: oh wow thats a strange bike with no seat and blue handle barsme: oh thanks... your quite strange yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gogz- Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I think every one gets the Q. How much does your bike cost?A1. far to mush A2. millionsA3. Well its not stolen like yoursQ. Can I have a go A. Are you having a fin giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Baxter Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 One my mate had was where your seat ? His response was oh ... it shrunk int the washer Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike-dyson Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Do any of you say that stuff to chavs or just shit it and ride off?Just open your eyes realy wide and stare at them when your talkin to them, makes you look hard. you should try it, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 chav: can you do a backflip...?A: f**k offMum: you will take care wont you?Me: do you pay any attention to the sport i do.....?Chav: how much that cost?Me: more than you're worthQ: wheres your seat mate?A: look at my bike, think about what you just asked. now walk away...Chav: your tyres are flat mate, gimme your bike i'll go down garage and get 'em pumped upMe: f**k offChav: can you do your best 'stunt'?Me: can you f**k off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Banks Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 I bet most of you don't even say a word to anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 I bet most of you don't even say a word to anyone.I normally get skoze or other mates saying do a backflip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza boy27 Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 This isn't such a question. But he was a dope.I left my bike outside the shop for a couple of minutes. As I came out of the shop there was a guy in front of me who left his bmx outside.he walked out and walked over to my bike. He picks it up and I said "get off my bike." he says oh sorry I thought it was my bmx. I said "WTf how can you mistake a trials bike with no seat for a bmx you dope." He said "are you startin." I replied " I will do if your punches are as dopey as you" He said " f**k off" and he walked off.Josh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyeo00 Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Yeah- most of the 'stupid' questions people get asked are usually all the same. For example;Q- ''Dude, WTF you done with your seat?!''A- ''It just fell of when i was riding!- rubbish these bikes''Q- ''Can you do that thing where you get on back wheel then do that other thing to get on back wheel somewhere else??!!''A- ''Ermmm.. a simple hop?''Q - ''YEAH ''But, the apsolute worst! WORST! thing has ever been said about my trials:-Q- ''Why are you trying to be a bmx'er?''A- ''*Punches in the face*'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Q (chav) how muc was your bike?A. More than your house..Q.(chav) Can i buy your tyres for my crosser.A. Yes £500 and you can have the rest of the bike free.Q. (guy driving past) Shouldn't you be wearing a helmet?A. Shouldn't you be looking where your going?Q. (chav) This isn't a cycle path, i ain't moving blud.A *bang* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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