blinky Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 ......it's perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 yeah thats only happned to me once lol, but still it makes you feel like shit Im surprised it doesnt happen more often, if words gets out that you fell asleep mid shag, then you wont get any my son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Buy one of these, might help next time.... haha, will be with me august 19th lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 MY ex gf is crazy.Sounds like you're the nutter mate lolSeriously, chill out - women aren't the end of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 women aren't the end of the world.There the cause of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 To the guy who said 'What do women like to do on dates?'1.Women is a no no, its a 'girl'...a girl is someone you shag, a woman is your mum.what happens if there both the same people .meh, i got issues atm, when i was with my ex almost 2 years ago, she had a hot mate who i got on real with. spoke to her ever since, went through periods of seeing/texting each other, nothing serious, bout 3 weeks ago, she was in a piss cos her twat of a bf whos shes been with for time, but never really got on that well with.(me an her have flirted the whole time) almost hit her, an she cudnt trust him etc. she was gunna dump him, but now hes fcked off on holiday for a month, with them still"together" issue is, now im off work, and shes on holiday from college, do i make a move, knowing that she planned to dump him when he got back. or do i wait in case shes actually started missing him, an waitng him for him to come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom e Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 try it, if she's missin him, she'll say wont she.if she is...rape her anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Lol...amatures. Get used to it. Keep persisting, they might give in! My dilema. I like this girl. Don't really know her that well, but talk to her on MSN loads, and we make each other laugh loads. Met up with her once before, but she was with her boyfriend. He lives a loooong way away from her.She is hot, he is practically gay.I really want to make a move, but don't want to be too harsh to this guy, cos he seems alright. What should I doooooo?Put yourself in his shoes, if you where that guy with this girl and he was after her. Basically, what I've learnt is that only THE decent of decent guys but the girls boyfriend before themselves...theres always going to be someone prepared to f**k your relationship up......so, basically, bang her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 F*CK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Put yourself in his shoes, if you where that guy with this girl and he was after her. Basically, what I've learnt is that only THE decent of decent guys but PUT the girls boyfriend before themselves...theres always going to be someone prepared to f**k your relationship up......so, basically, bang her!That confused the f**k out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 saturday night, i have a free house all weekend, and my gf is having her birthday meal on saturday night, her friends are there (ok, i know them) but her parents are going to be there...bearing in mind i haven't met them yet, i have been warned by my mum that it will prob be akward as a mofo meeting her parents for the first at her birthday mealtherefore i am stupidly nervous for a few reasons (not to be disclosed) but moreso about her dad, dunno why but the farthers are always the hard ones to get on with, so not entirely sure if i am goingbut i don't want to disapoint george over my nerves, SHIT !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 (edited) saturday night, i have a free house all weekend, and my gf is having her birthday meal on saturday night, her friends are there (ok, i know them) but her parents are going to be there...bearing in mind i haven't met them yet, i have been warned by my mum that it will prob be akward as a mofo meeting her parents for the first at her birthday mealtherefore i am stupidly nervous for a few reasons (not to be disclosed) but moreso about her dad, dunno why but the farthers are always the hard ones to get on with, so not entirely sure if i am goingbut i don't want to disapoint george over my nerves, SHIT !!!!!!!!!Don't be such a bloody idiot! It'll be fine, they're just people. I've never had a problem meeting anyone's parents particularly girlfriends'. Just be natural and don't act like an asshole, also probably best not to take the piss with ass grabbing and such Edited August 13, 2006 by Shaun H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 i feel a bloody idiot, but, me and george are the only ones who know the compete story on everything..and ass grabbing, not our thing, more the holding hands and gazing into each others eyes romantics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Unless her dad has just got out the slammer for mudering her previous boyfriend then your testicles shouldn't be shrinking. Don't think about whats the worse that could happen, because the worst rarely happens, if it does you still got your five finger lover right? Just chill winston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pekr! Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Iv got this girl we're really really close and only one step away from seeing each other, but ever time i ask her, she come keeps saying "oh i'm not ready for a relationship yet" . Is there anything i can do, that will make her ready for a relationship? Cheers guys,Stefan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisRider Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 1 of my best friends just stole my date, i hate you george turns out she wasnt really what i was looking for not to worry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 My gf's dad 'knows what lads my age are after' I ain't really got a problem...but how do you convince there parents to go out for a few hours? (A) lol and stefan good luck matey zoo baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 offer to pay for them to go out to a meal...or just stay there whilst their in, and gag her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 My chick's dad over heard a convo with her and her cousin. He heard sex and protection in the same sentence, got the wrong end of the stick(not that I have! ) So I'm trying to avoid going up... going to be hard... its her b/day tomorrow and she's having a hot tub party! Apart from that, its all good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 My gf's dad 'knows what lads my age are after' I ain't really got a problem...but how do you convince there parents to go out for a few hours? (A) lol and stefan good luck matey zoo baby!Be really camp around him, maybe he'll get confused and asume your her gay freind. or you could get your parents to go out for a few hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 offer to pay for them to go out to a meal...or just stay there whilst their in, and gag her LMAO.....you legend !,and 'ogre' how camp are we talking? Will young camp? or Dale winton camp? lolzoo baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 What he said "NO SHIT, its my gf's birthday tomorrow too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 and 'ogre' how camp are we talking? Will young camp? or Dale winton camp? lolzoo baby! don't "" my name please and as for being camp, camp enough to confuse her dad, but not to much so your gf takes you shopping more and your nob stays dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 don't "" my name please and as for being camp, camp enough to confuse her dad, but not to much so your gf takes you shopping more and your nob stays dry.Alright sorry mate,won't do it again .zoo baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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