Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Haha that rumour is odd, however funny.She had huge breasts and caressed my leg [insert 'with her breasts' here] (which actually hurt but I didnt tell her ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 wait, i can't quite feel it, alittle harder, and higher upalmost feel it, "oo er mister, you got a abnormal bone down here" joke : why do gingers smellanswer : so you can find them in the dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 wait, i can't quite feel it, alittle harder, and higher upalmost feel it, "oo er mister, you got a abnormal bone down here" joke : why do gingers smellanswer : so blind people can hate them tooSorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Another European thing, we dont get pretty nurses - mind you the one who sowed up the gash in my leg was pretty hot but ginger what the hell is wrong with ginger ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 what the hell is wrong with ginger ?Whats right? (are you ginger?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Just had a text from the sexy boy himself. "Had a very bad reaction to the imjections and went unconcious for a while. In overnight now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 (edited) Nope, I'm not a freakedit: Siders, is his mobile #...943? or is that his home number or whatever you call it? Might as well text him Edited June 6, 2006 by Inur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Just had a text from the sexy boy himself. "Had a very bad reaction to the imjections and went unconcious for a while. In overnight now." Tell him I love him Nope, I'm not a freakHAHA ADD ME TO MSN DAMN YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeza Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 good luck mate hope all goes well ,atleast you wont be out of riding afterwards will you?Jeza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Had a text from him earlier... 9:50pm in the big brother ward. matt,pete,john and keith are still in bed. malcom is disabled. 2nite the housemates will vote who goes without treatement 4 the next 24 hours--who dies? YOU decide! Lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 someone give anzo a big hug from me - my web connection was all cacked today so i didnt get the chance to tell him i love him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Had a text from him earlier... Lmao! My god, that is the funniest thing i've heard all week. In the sig it go's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 (edited) The NHS is f**king shit.Here's my story:Routine procedure for wax removal. This takes 6 visits to my doctor to even begin. The nurse does left ear fine. Right ear poses a problem and she stops half way with a reassuring 'Ooops'. Anyway, she leaves loads of stuff in there (Which she shouldn't have done - she shouldn't have tried either, my canal was inflamed) so guess what, it gets infected.Pay over £15 for medicine I shouldn't even need, go back and she tries again. Still no luck, referred to hospital.Went to hospital on Wednesday, I get a foreign doctor that can hardly speak a word of English, who then proceeds to balls it up again. I now have ANOTHER ear infection, which will cost me ANOTHER £15. And STILL not be sorted.This 'routine procedure' has taken more than 6 months and is STILL nowhere near being sorted.f**k the NHS.Rant over Get well soon matey!!! Edited June 9, 2006 by MadManMike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 What up homies!I've been discharged with a big ass insurance claim off....drumroll...£1750.I can't ride for 6 weeks and I have to go back in 6 weeks for an xray and a lung function test. I have a few photos of the 'pump' I was hooked up to for a few days, its all fun. I've sent a photo to MBUK magazine for the 'bike injuries' section. I'll get them posted up soon.Thanks for all the comments all Theres plenty to reply to by the looks of it, and all will be done in good time...but now its time for decent food and booze (yeees! No anti-biotics or painkillers = 'moderate drinking' ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 (edited) What up homies!I've been discharged with a big ass insurance claim off....drumroll...£1750.I can't ride for 6 weeks and I have to go back in 6 weeks for an xray and a lung function test. I have a few photos of the 'pump' I was hooked up to for a few days, its all fun. I've sent a photo to MBUK magazine for the 'bike injuries' section. I'll get them posted up soon.Thanks for all the comments all Theres plenty to reply to by the looks of it, and all will be done in good time...but now its time for decent food and booze (yeees! No anti-biotics or painkillers = 'moderate drinking' )YAY - Anzo is back , youve been missed buddy.Glad to hear your getting better and nice lump of cash there 2 Edited June 12, 2006 by JoeMaher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 excellent newsthis place has lost its edge with you being cacked and OBM missing in action you'll enjoy mr runt's thread I should think, ill check in later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 This is the beast I was hooked up to. The orange crap is...well...orange crap from my lungs. The end compartment is bubbling water which gave a bit of suction.This is fluid being pumped out of my lung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 Looks like youve been having a fun few days Good to see you back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 (edited) The third one is me with the piping going into my chest, the piping is around 5mm thick, and about 10cm in length went into my chest.By the way, I'm very monged out on that photo. It was taken after being on oxygen, which has a weird effect. Edited June 12, 2006 by anzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 sexy boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 legend!Gald you're back I've noticed how many people have quotes from Anzo in their sig, i have 2 Get well soon though mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 Good to see your back. Whats the orange thing in the third photo, looks like a slab of that cheap cheese strip things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeza Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 i love oxygen, makes you feel wkd had it when i broke my leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Plod Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 Whats the orange thing in the third photo, looks like a slab of that cheap cheese strip things.what are you blind?! Its obviously fake tan.... He's gotta keep up with us somehow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 Its Iodine, they use it to clean up skin before ripping it apart.Story from this morning;I had an xray scheduled at 10pm...fair enough, by 9.30pm I was getting tired and the nurse came to inform me that due to an emergency I had my xray moved to 4am.So, I went to sleep for a few hours only to be woken up by the nurse at 4am for an xray, so I got out of bed and into the wheelchair (they don't let you walk anywhere), a porter moved me to the complete opposite end of the hospital for the xray, during this time I gained the biggest erection in the world because I had been dragged out of bed.So I'm in the wheelchair, rolling away trying to disguise the fact...easily done when sitting down, I went into the xray room where I had to STAND UP infront of a black sheet which just covered my chest...the erection was still going strong, with me stood with my chest to the board and the biggest 'poke' sticking out my trousers...she was pissing about with the board for about 3 minutes, she must have seen it.Anyway, had the xray, the second I got back into the wheelchair it went away...f**king sods law or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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