rich4130 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Helloo, Right i have a problem. Apart from the fact im ginger this problem Im very insecure about it and am quite shy/ embarresed about it. So im needing your advice on here. Umm, right it all starts on the last tuesday afternoon. I was at home as i didn't have work. So i started surfing the internet, porn mostly as you do. I come across this site which i thought was really good. It had naked ladies playing with each others vaginal area and bums. Id never seen the bum thing before, licking and sticking fingers up the hole. I was intrigued to say the least. So, what happens next is where my problem starts. I thought i'd try it myself. It when fine for the first 10mins then i realised i had started bleeding. But now i cant stop. Im way to scared to tell my doctor or friends as of what they would say... I spoke to my mum about it, after a little shock she is now fully understanding. She said it could be worth useing tampons or panty towels. But im not sure. I dont want to go up to the counter and buy these things and i cant ask any females to do it as they will laugh at me. Plus will these things work? What can i do???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 (edited) fun, use lube next time. Half way to being a full fledged batty there.i can see this being a piss take like Edited May 11, 2007 by Si-man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 that is so so f**king funny! hahaha! shame he's gonna post soon saying litte bro/mate typed it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 No guys this is a serious problem. My little bro doesnt have access to this account! Whats the best thing to do????? Serioesly, i really cant stop bleeding and im far to shy for the doctor!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 do you mean it wont stop bleeding or you cant stop playing with your arse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 The bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bessell Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Haha somes been hacking rich acount lol mint! rich your so gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialkid Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 butt plug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 The first time me and my girlfriend had anal sex, she got piles. Maybe i was too rough, but we used lube.Its probably piles mate, that are open and bleeding. Buy some cream and slap it on/up your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 (edited) The bleeding.If you aren't messing about and this is serious then go see ur doctor dude, like ASAP! It's most likely an Anal fissure which is basically a split in the wall of your arse and it will take time to heal because of the regular dilating in that area, it will heal by itself eventually, or piles which will require medical attention of one sort or another, but the reason I'd go see your doctor is that the other thing it could be is bowl cancer and that's not funny at all!Davey Edited May 11, 2007 by Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 No matter how embarrised you might be about it......best to go and see the doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I dont know if i can bring my self to do it..... oh well, here goes the phone call to the docs..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 A little embarrassment is a small price to pay in order to keep healthy mate - calling your doctor is the smartest thing you can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bessell Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 talk to liz dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 sear it shut with a soldering iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 (edited) The bleeding.yeah better go to the doctor then , just say you were trying to inspect your prostate and thats why its bleeding Edited May 11, 2007 by Alain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 if this isnt a wind up then get it seen to sharpish.Could mean an op if its torn the walls of your anus, not good.Can i ask, wtf did you stick up there!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Ok, didnt want to tell doc over the phone. I couldnt get an oppointment untill a week tuesday. It was my thumb. I have long finger nails aswell..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 It was my thumb. I have long finger nails aswell.....Now that is a bit confusing. It's no secret that I'm a bit of a dirty wrongen, so the idea has crossed my mind a few times to try this, and I can't imagine naturally going to use my thumb, the angle is just all wrong. Surely you'd go for the middle finger, as if you were pleasing a lady?!?Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I did use my middle finger at first but then i thought i would try my thumb. Which is what caused the damage. This is seriously hurting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I still think this is a pisstake, but i'll proceed...If you've been bleeding for a few days now, try and get seen asap. Even if it means calling your local emergancy department. Don't phone 999, but contact them and see if they'll see you today.If you cut yourself internally, it's not good, becuase it dosn't heal like skin, tampons etc are going to be useless, unless your goal is to stop blood getting on your boxers, becuase they only absorb the blood.If you are shy, tell them you have a really kinky GF. Or if you can't manage that, tell them you had a mega fat shit. But definatly get seen asap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Your to shy to tell your doctor, but you would rather tell a couple of thousand teenager lads??LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Your to shy to tell your doctor, but you would rather tell a couple of thousand teenager lads??LOLYeah I'm fairly convinced this is a wind up, seems a bit pointless though because really who cares, no one even knows who Rich4130 is Oh well, always good to highlight the risks of being a dirty f**ker!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 It's easy to talk to people online, it's face to face where it's tricky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I'm still amazed how managed to tell his own MUM the story."errrr....mum, i'm bleeding" "where?!" "in my bum..." "why?!?!" "....i bum fingered myself..." "get out of my house!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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