Davey

I've often pondered, when I receive these spam emails extolling the virtues of having "up to 4 extra inches", whether I'd actually be happy if I had that. I'm not a small chap but by the same token I'm not big either, and I wondered if I had a spam dagger the sunny side of 10 inches would it be a help or just a hinderance. I'm assuming from your post that you find it to be the latter? Well, fear not for there are things you can do... First off, I assume you are referring to troubles of the bedroom variety, if not then my answer is simply to pick a leg to dress down and stick to it, and always pee standing up to avoid making a mess. But for the bedroom shinanigans, read on.... While most of us modestly hung men search for that sexual position which ensures we get maximum "purchase" to please our lady friends, you are in need of the opposite. Obviously this rules out doggy or that one where her legs are over your shoulders, as these are likely to end in a trip to casualty if you are anything above about 9 inches. Try instead having her lay on her back with her knees up, and you to one side of her laying on your side with your lower half curled under her legs. You'll find you can go fairly wild without accidentally "impaling" her, and you'll also find he view and "access to other areas" is mighty good too!!! Now go forth and multiply!!! Davey

Ok, this was a thread about my name change, and now my name is changed I need to find a use for this thread. It seems the idea of a kind of agony aunt problem page has taken off, so if you do have anything playing on your mind and you don't wanna ask your mates or it's too sensitive for your parents or whatever, I'm happy to offer my advice. I don't have any qualifications and I'm only 23 so probably haven't experienced all there is to know about life, but my mates always come to me for advice and tell me I'm wise, and at the end of the day no one says you have to take my advice, but you never know I might just have the answer!!!! Much love! Davey

Oh my god, you didn't say "zoo baby"....... are you feeling alright? Davey

See I dunno how old you peeps are, but you're all saying your parents had fashion sense as though it wasn't fashionable. It was well trendy to have a bowl cut, hence so many bloody people had them, but I am 23 this year so perhaps some of the younger members were too young to have any hair to bowl cut when it was in fashion.... WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY WAS!!!! Haha Davey

Erm, what about it Ash? Davey

What do you mean "thought" you were going to get away with it? I dunno about you but I got away with mine.... at the time, haha! I even had strips of blonde in mine (my hair is mousy brown) which was well sexual at the time! Davey

Townie cut sounds like an undercut to me, that counts because it still has the essential bowl cut features!!! I'm tempted to post up a picture of me with one, but really really dont want to because it's a terrible pic! Davey

Ok, slight spin off from the "Pics of you as a young un" thread. I noticed a few bowl cuts in there and me and my mates were talking the other day and we realised that every single one of us had a bowl cut at one time when we were younger. So, quite simple really, did you have or have you ever had a bowl cut? You know what I'm talking about, like basically someone's got a bowl and put it on your head and cut round so you end up with a wedge all the way round? It can be a total all round bowl with fringe or maybe like me you had curtains, they still count as long as you had the wedge that goes round the back, with it shaved bellow the wedge. Undercuts count too!!!! Feel free to discuss your bowl cuts, remember the good times you had while sporting them. Generally share with the group:) Davey

I went to see it yesterday with the wife and a few mates! If I'm honest it wasn't as awesome as I thought it would be. Yes the visuals are awesome, if a little monotone (as with all this type of film everything seems to be a similar shade of brown) and yes the battle scenes are awesome, but as the film is basically one long battle scene they do get tiresome. The main thing which let it down a little was the acting which was a bit wooden, reminded me of Jason and the Argonaughts or something of that period, which at the time was ok and JATA is a wicked film, but in 2007 we expect something rather more believable! Also, the beginning is very brief, telling a quick story to introduce the main character then basically going straight into the action. I would have preferred to maybe live a few days in the Spartan community building other characters so that when it comes to the action later I actualy feel like I care what happens, but really I didn't much and I found myself kinda wanting the bad guy to win because he had a whole whore house thing goin on and seemed like a cool place to live, haha! I fancy the Queen, I also want to have a private consultation with the Oracle even though she's ginger, I kinda like that:) The first half hour of the film is all about nipples, if you've seen it you'll know what I mean! Over all though it was very enjoyable to watch, there are some very cool moments and plenty of battle action, but as there is very little in the way of storyline (just a basic beginning middle and end) I think some more diverse action would have made up for it, rather than just more of the same battle type stuff throughout! Daveys verdict, it needs one of two things, either more storyline to appeal to a wider audience, or more sex to appeal more to the audience it is aimed at:) Davey

Erm, let's have a look Power lead Monitor Keyboard Mouse Speakers Webcam Penis Camera Phone charger External HDD Thats about it Davey

This is like the 3rd thread I've seen today about this Mike Harrison guy, although one of them was from like a year ago. He would appear to be a 100% genuine class A scumbag! Why do people keep buying things from him, come on people do your research before you part with your cash, it's not hard to type the guys name into search and find out that he's a scamming little shitbag! Hmm, stacked his car has he, I call that rough justice, just mother nature restoring the balance of things, doubt it will have any effect on him and no doubt he'll return to ripping people off once he recovers! Mike you complete arse, stop ripping off these people! People, for christ sake stop sending Mike money! Davey

Is this the one with the blue ray technology? Some guy who I work with was saying the actually blue ray part of it alone is worth something like a grand as it's brand new technology. I guess Sony have a great deal of buying power hence they can sell it at this price, but I agree for what it essentially is that is a lot of money, but for what it is in terms of technology that's not bad by the sound of it. Obviously these are solely the views of my collegue Dave and in no way represent the views or opinions of Davey, the Sony Corporation Ltd or any of its afilliates worldwide. Davey

Yes, haha, I know, but even so the original makes little sense, I mean what's with the pansy-arse peom type things? Davey

Yeah, I always thought they were a bit rubbish too, as though they were trying to be funny but falling short of the mark all the time and just ending up a bit random! Davey Perfect example, I mean is it meant to be funny, ironic, insightful, or just plain random? Davey

Erm.... no.... hmmmmm.... nope I'm sorry I must just be actually stupid because I'm reading that and it's like reading one of those fancy "mission statements" you see on the websites of trendy new age marketing agencies, full of long words strung together in seemingly undirectional sentences, full of isms. I have no doubt that you have a point to make, which makes it all the more frustrating that I can't figure out what you are on about. So for the sake of us plebians who only have GCSE's can you explain what you mean in words of minimal sylables please? Davey

I thought to mention that but clearly he's talking from some sort of purist point of view, whereby a deed is a mere piece of paper created under the hypnosis of culture's conceptual suggestion... or some crap?!? Davey

So hang on a second, does this mean I can come and take anything I fancy from your house and walk off with it and you wont call the police because you don't actually own it other than in your head? Get real!!!!!! Davey

No, but you can get cold sores from "playing that pink piccolo" if you catch my drift! Davey

Ok, firstly, what the f*ck are you on about, haha? By the looks of it I'd say you were the one who is asleep, or on some kind of medication, hahaha! Secondly, ownership has nothing to do with it, people who say "my country" merely refer to the country which they were born into or which they have lawful right to reside in, unlike these chaps we are all discussing who appear to be residing here unlawfully. Also, law is a necessity in order to prevent exploitation or unfair advantage of any one person over another (not that it is always succesful in doing so). It's not a physical thing which you can see so that is why you have never seen it, silly boy! Lastly, I congratulate you on your post as it is a fine example of that typical method utilised by many preaching types in order to make people believe they are somehow on a higher plane of wisdom, whereby you say a lot of clever sounding stuff but upon inspection of the substance of your comment you have in reality said nothing at all! Davey

Wow, now that sounds like a good film, can you imagine how much of a total slut that one woman would have to be, I want to meet her SO bad:) Davey

Hahahahahahaha, what? Hahahaha, I have no idea why but that is the funiest ting I have read all day. I love you Smo! Davey

For the record, the virus which causes them is more commonly known as herpes! Davey

I'm not sure, what I do know is that a cold sore is in fact a "virus" of sorts which harbours itself at the back of your throat. Many people carry the virus without developing the sores, in your case obviously you get the sores and the reason they keep coming back is that even if you get rid of the sore itself you still harbour the virus so sores come back and you can still transfer it via saliva to others via kissing even if you don't have a sore at the time. So tell that gorgeous Missus of yours to be careful! Cream is the only treatment I know of, followed by some antibiotics to get rid of the actual virus itself! Davey

Lena Headey makes me want to do things to her, until I actually see the film that is all I have to say about it! Davey

Frankly Joe I'd be more excited about standing a meter away from you. To me you are more famous as the guy off Trials Forum than they are as Enter Shikari. I guess the fact I have gigged with them a number of times and seen them play dreadfully to empty venues somewhat taints my image of them as the "Next big thing" everyone says they are. To speak to them you'd think they formed a band and everyone was suddenly sucking their c*cks saying how great they were, and the hype only promotes this impression, but the reality is they are an average local band from St Albans who have very good PR, nothing more! Davey