Davey

I don't see the point of Bebo? I don't understand why you would want to join an online community which works exactly like MySpace but has less people on it and is just plain not as good as MySpace, that's a bit like re-inventing the wheel in my opinion. Not just that but I keep getting e-mails saying "Jimmy (or whoever) invites you to join Bebo" and I'm thinking to myself, I am already that persons friend on MySpace, so what is the bloody point? It's stupid if you ask me, if you're into that sort of thing then stop trying to be new and different and just use MySpace, it's the best by far! Davey

I have fond memories of that site and those pictures bring them all back, so sorry to hear that man! When I was at college I spent hours on davetrials.com perving on the pics, I had a Raleigh Max back then and could barely backwheel a kirb. I didn't realise that was your site, man I owe most of my enthusiasm for the sport to that site, can't believe I'd forgotten about it, it's a shame it's not still there, should have been paused in time and kept as it was, it was wicked! If you've still got any of the pics from it I'd love to take a trip down memory lane, perhaps it would be appropriate in light of this tragic news?! Rest in peace, ur inspiration lives on man! Davey

He's so wise Davey

Good choice! It's pure genius that they called that album "The Shape of Punk to Come" because modern hardcore is now a massive scene and they pretty much invented it... it's as if they knew! But I have to say I prefer the earlier "Songs to fan the flames of discontent" album. But either way Refused are a good choice, they tend to appeal to a wide range of people too, so you're unlikely to be disappointed, they were a great band and had the rare quality of actually sounding like they meant what they were saying! Davey

Haha, I made a disturbing immac discovery the other day, I'd always wondered what the smell reminded me of, then I read the ingredients...... second ingredient after water is....... urea... that's piss basically!! Charming! Davey

Oh shat, I've unknowingly started a "What do you bleed your breaks with" thread! It is now officially the most boring thread ever, hahaha! Oh well, let the inevitable debate commence! Davey

Haha, well I wasn't but then I've never ridden in sub zero temperatures before, I'm not that hardcore, haha!!! I'll take your word for it, but I've never had a problem with mine come cold rainy day or summer heatwave! Davey PS: I agree water feels lovely, but I had magura blood for 4 years with no trouble, then decided to try water and was initally pleased with the feel... until both breaks totally f**ked up about a week later, then went back to magura and low and behold have been fine ever since... co-incidence? I think not!!

Ooooh, that horrible Maggie blood, isn't it horrible stuff, I hate how it doesn't corrode my breaks and the way it works perfectly and isn't affected by changes in temperature and the way it lasts for god-damn-ever drives me nuts!!! Yes that is sarcasm you detect! Your bike shop are not legally allowed to send a bike out with a brake that isn't bled because if someone tried to ride the bike they could potentially harm themselves or even die and the shop would be liable for damages. My suggestion.... replace the hose yourself next time, seriously tis not hard at all!!! Davey

Haha, oh right, well that was slightly me too, but as it turns out you didn't intend to get that pic done anyway so it's ok, but we're only lookin out for you Davey

The high pitched whistle of the mill across the road from where I work, it goes right through you, bastards! Davey

Maybe an apology from you is in order then after the little flaming you gave us "self confessed know it alls", as clearly we were right! Davey

Yeah it's only on 3G phones like the pocket PC ones I think. I have a Vario MDA which has internet and MSN on T-Mobile, but to be honest it's not as user friendly as I'd hoped, switching between conversations is a pain and when people change their display names you can't just hover a cursor over them to see their e-mail address like you can on a PC. It has it's uses, but you're not missing out on much to be honest! Davey

Your display pic makes me angry Dan!!!!!!!! I have no idea why but it just winds me up. Something about really obese kids that gives me the rage, like that Augustus Gloop kid in the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film, god he makes my blood boil!!! Does anyone else feel this way, or should I seek proffesional help? Davey

Hahaha, sorry but that actually cracked me up fully. At the risk of being a massive hypocrit I do have to agree. Unless you grow up to be one of those 40 year old virgins who frequent "games workshop" at 3am for dungeons and dragons tournaments and still live with their parents then I can see you wishing you hadn't done that. It's not a lady killer anyway! Out of interest, what is "Key to dreams" all about anyway, does it mean anything? Davey You can get any colour on your skin if you're fair to medium skinned, I actually have that exact shade of blue swirling round the flames on my shoulder! Davey

Ian, is that your girlfriend? If so, can I refer you to the Missus thread, we need pics, she looks nice mate! Davey

Looks cool, you'll need to simplify that a bit though unless you're having it fecking huge on you, haha. How about having some sort of "swoosh" coming from the sword as though he's just swung it across in front of him, then you could incorporate the writing into the "swoosh"...... if that's even a word, but you know what I mean! Davey

Haha, me too, have you seen mine? Davey

I'm not good at drawing unless I'm copying from a reference image of sorts so I can't translate this to an image, but I'm into traditional stuff so if that was going to be on me I'd have a decent "period style" font on a scroll, all tattered looking with rough edges and browning slightly, and behind it I'd have roses, oohh black ones (with purple highlights) that would be lush! Davey

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual." 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy. 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. 10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any. 12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!" 13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel. 14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!" 16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." 18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." 19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him.... (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... "A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis." 20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Yeah I dont think deep heat is a good idea. There's always the chance that you'll sweat and it'll find it's way down to that place where all the sweat collects (you know where I'm talking about) and that would be painful! This is gonna sound stupid, but get a black plastic bin liner, cut some arm holes and a head hole in it and generally cut it down to size, and wear it under your t-shirt. They make a fantastic insulating layer, keeping all your body heat in. You'll sweat a lot but that's good for cleansing the pores anyway and if you cut it right no one will know either so you won't look like a pleb! Davey

Really? How can you be into Suicide Girls but not into wanking? Surely the two come hand in hand, or schlong in hand more to the point! Incidentally if you're a member check out Jayney, she's a mate of mine from Ipswich, we had a thing a while back, lush! Davey

Haha, yeah Joe quit being a bitch However I do agree with Joe on this one, it'll be interesting to see what people come up with if anything, but Joe's advice is good sound advice. It's all about where you go to get it done, which is in my opinion far more important that the picture you take with you of what you want, because you can take the best most stunning picture and have some "fat biker" make it look shit, whereas on the flip side you can take a really rough "idea" sketch or even just an idea in your head to a good tattooist and they will translate it into a fantastic piece. A good tattooist will listen to your thoughts, will ask you what kinda things you're into and what colours etc you like and they will create something from that. Even if someone does something in this thread that you really like, I'd still take it to a tattooist and ask them if it works or if they have any ideas. Tattoos are like photographs, anyone can take a photograph, but a good photographer knows about composition and colours and textures and light, and the same is true of a good tattooists. Anyone getting a tatoo no matter how small should go to the best tattooist they can find, I learned the hard way hence my re-work (see the tattoo thread)! Lecture over, haha, lets see what people come up with! Davey

7 hours of fairly bad pain (in 2 sessions). I'm not trying to dramatise it or anything, I mean it's not unbearable because I'm not really a fan of pain so I wouldn't have done it if it was, but it's not very nice at all and I was knackered after both sessions from tensing up, I was sat there wishing it was over after the first hour, and there was a lot of foul language. But having said that it was all worth it, and the endurance is kinda part of the appeal in a way, if tattoos were just like drawing on your skin with a felt tip then people wouldn't be as intrigued I don't think. Davey

Deaf Havana Anyone who mentioned Hondo Maclean might like us! Davey

Haha, now who's trying to look smart Yawn *jokes*