Revolver

If bricks were a little less gritty and a little bit more brown, they'd look like cake. Hmm, imagine that... serving up a cake that looks like a brick. People would look at it and go WTF? and you'd sit there eating a brick.

What it seems you want is for him to hit you and win. That sucks, you suck. If he hits you and you manage to take it, and you don't go down, and you leave, he'll still hit you more, and you're going to look like a twat for trying to run away. Me, in school I didn't give a shit if I ran away, but funnily enough I never got in fights anyway. Except for the time when this guy was throwing tomatoberries/rosehips at me, so I kicked him a few times, but he took them and kept laughing, so I throttled him until he went to sleep. RAAAAARRGH HOW ARD DO I SOUND NOW MOTHAf**kAS I'LL TAKE YER ALL ON f**k YEH TF'S MUM HAS A DICK CMON THEN I'LL TEK YER OUT.

This is correct. To gain a good reputation (not necessarily) from a fight, WIN, and WIN GOOD. Knock him the f**k out!

Try and move your head into the fist at the same time as he throws the punch. The resultant effect of the rapid transferrence of the combined velocity into that of your face will produce a numbing effect in the region of the locality to which the velocity was directed, which will also possibly be transferred to the more general contents of your cranium. Alternatively, dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. I dunno, you'd wanna stop the punch. If you don't mind being in the fight, avoid being hit, lessen the blows, and take advantage of any opening in his guard. If you want the fight to be over quickly, follow my initial post, run the shit away, or talk him out of it.

Word, girls are shit, really. Or maybe I'm shit. Hm.

Depends how f**ked they are. if they're not broken/annihilated, no. Just look after them, don't get shit in them, clean em. That's all the doctors will say.

I think it's sick. I do however claim ownership of the trend for painting 24" bikes green. I STARTED IT. ME!

That's how much I'd be prepared to pay for it, if you wanted to sell it to me.

I thought a flipflop was threaded on both sides, in order to let you run LHD...

Girls = Time x Money. Time = money, so Girls = Money x Money, or, Girls = Money2 Money is the root of aaall evil. In this case, so are girls, so Girls = Evil.

Those dancing lasses are hot.

Show us.

How much, for the frame? Out of curiosity.

It sucks because countries vote for each other because they want to be nice to each other, rather than the best act. Although last year Russia was my favourite: and if you have a dick, it should've been yours, too.

If the rim you're going to put on isn't the same as the dead one/same geometry, the spokes are useless anyway. CUT EM OFF!

BB rise... it's a trials bike alright. It looks cool! Does it have a disc mount? Yes, so you could use 24"s in there if you wanted. When are you selling it?

What size wheels are you using in it? I think it's a stock... For some reason, I'm interested in it. I know I shouldn't be..

What the f**k is that? I want it! It's not a Dr. Jekyll, cause I have one and I know it's not. It's not any of their other frames... What is it?! Is it a stock? It looks 26"... it would be cool if it was 24" though

Crap, it's on a saturday... Too late notice to get the day off work, as well =/

1520 It's 2111 including the sticky topics...

Gotta be careful with that seesaw, when you jump, it will rise under you so it might f**k your backhops up, or possibly even your gap.

Putting your mum's bank statements in her drawer doesn't count as a paper round. edit: lol

I might do. I might learn them on my other bike first, it has no front brake to worry about

I liked that! I preferred the mod section, though. What was the mod section's song?