Skoze

Fake lows are for losers, don't do it!

Ebay on the other side of the planet, no less.

Just got round to properly reading this over a coffee and some cake, great bit of writing and story telling in there mate. Particularly enjoyed the part about the 2-hour breakfast, glad to see you're still on form.

Drinking beer to get drunk is shit. Hit the spirits hard and roll around on the floor.

That awkward moment when your girlfriend's mum drives straight over the front of your sister's car.

Can't see any video, but at a wild guess i'd say you need a new alternator

Need some needledick grips (ebay best for that?) and some bolt-through hub spacers. Just found a 15t sprocket while tidying my room, so just got to resurrect a spare chain and that'll be that sorted I think! Will stick in an order with the tart next week or something, then it's show time - make a fresh start brakeless even though it's so not cool anymore, then wait for some brakes to come up cheap or something

That post makes me seriously happy; nice one bruvva! Went through a stage of very similar feelings this year, odd the way things can go up and down so abruptly and randomly. Speaking of bikes being f**king rad, the Arcade is all but ready, let's do some shit soon. Also, Dan - buy that wench a bra.

without a before and after comparison I have no idea what you did.

I tried it once, broke some ribs. Not recommended.

Agreed, sounds shitty Pete! In other news, i'm big in the wedding hire game now.

Yeah, me and the singer/ guitarist who was also my housemate at the time... Been chatting with a band i've been in and out of touch with for years about doing some stuff with them soon though which should b cool, they're called Velvet Morning - check 'em out for some sweet psych and stuff.

uk24, what does a 10+ year old frame (which is actually pretty crap when you take your rose tinted specs off) have to do with anything contemporary? My car was £450 new in 1952, i'm not gonna use that to justify when any new car is extortionately priced. Time moves on and prices increase, Ashtons would be all but level price-wise with Inspired frames today.

Hey man! Not seen you on here in a while. Yeah it was real good fun, toured Europe a bit, had some laughs, all good 'til we had a 1am punch-up in the middle of London before a big late night gig and that was kind of the end of it...

This could be a fun game. I usually carry gear oil, engine oil, grease, grease gun, water, coolant, 1/2" socket set, 3/8", metric spanners, ratchet spanners, imperial spanners, screwdrivers, breaker bar, assorted pry bars, set of various pliers, few spare nuts, bolts and bulbs, and a shit load of cable ties. If I didn't I bet it'd break instantly. I don't have locks on my doors so nobody rob me please.

Been living back at home two weeks, f**king hell this is shit.

It must be an Essex thing, I don't know anyone who goes by their full name and it twists my melon.

Why do they all call you Daniel? It's like some Mr Darcy Downton Abbey shit.

I so want to come but it'll be the end of my gearbox if I do. Decisions, decisions...

Agreed, as road pads i've been petty happy with 1144s.

Play it to your strengths - get her really pissed, put it in her a bit then wait for her to move in? Seem to have it dialled.

Just take drugs instead.

Went round Ben Henderson's, polished car, ate chips. Coming up dang nice.

Brighton is the worst place to ride ever, but the new Level is pretty sweet for skatepark fun time. If you do move, homie gon' visit.