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Mod, diesel, come on Dave pull it together.

Is it small or far away?

Don't be disappointed when you can't get a beer with mud and grass in it.

Just finished watching that on FB, quality stuff. The sidehop to the posts along the rail made me smile. Nice all round!

I second The Yewtree.

That was fantastic mate, really enjoyed it. The double tap on the lamp post was a bit ridiculous, and the hooks were ridiculously smooth. Love it.

I'm assuming this is for a 'proper' trials bike?

Dan you utter f**king bellend.

Use whatever in terms of pedals, i've used some of the newer-style thin platforms and really like them (had the Inspired Teams, and got some Nukeproofs on the new bike which seem to be very similar if not identical) - would recommend that kinda thing for sure.

And don't forget the 2 years of testing they went through before so much as being introduced to the public - serious amount of time has been invested in them. That new colour is gorgeous, really nice touches on the frame alterations too.

Yeah i'm still here for a couple more months, give me a shout if you're down! What's the spec of the Aorta? Those frames were quite nice.

Joe f**king She-man. Get on the classifieds here, seems to be a fairly decent turnover of bikes and parts still. I'm equally out of touch though, but that owes mostly to my militant street-or-nothing mentality.

If I was on here I'd have made you a brew. I think I was heavily involved in some peanut butter and toast situation around that time.

If it's on, it'll be that weekend.

You'd be right. I'm gonna drop the Jones's a message this week and see what's up.

Prawn and the laptop on the floor is gold.

Went and got f**ked up with my Foundation tutor last night, we've put down a deposit on a unit. He's gonna sell retro/ vintage shit from it, i'm gonna man it during the week and set up a studio in there, try to get a small consultancy going, maybe flog some artwork and that. 15 minutes from home, out towards the countryside a bit and next to a nice river with a big f**k off weir on it. Stoked.

Here's one for you. Just had a serious bout of confusion with the mrs over a text from her which added in a sentence. Referred to Brighton so might be remnants of a conversation we had months previously (I half recognise the sentence). Been searching online and a few people have had similar things happen but with some more explicit/ serious shit included out of nowhere in texts that they'd never spoken about before. We both screenshotted it and what was sent isn't what I received, seems very odd. Same network, i've got an iphone 5c, she's got a 4s, sent as sms because iMessage is wank. Anyone ever heard of similar stuff happening? Do I need to go and ask Dave if he has a spare foil hat?

But was it big Lloyds or little Lloyds? Also, just cocked on to the glory of J Dilla today. Damn.

Having not ridden Bristol since 2011, i've just looked up where we're staying this weekend and have pinpointed it as being between big lloyds, Beau's dropgap and behind the square I tried racing Ben Rowlands and JD In his Audi through. Made me smile, bike-navigation is brilliant.

yeeeeeeeeeah buddy!

And screwing the old plates on.

Given the paint is usually this flat, I was quite happy with it!

Less talk more pictures. I polished my car. With my hand. Fed up of it looking like such a f**king shed when i've put so much effort into it. Oh, and I got a new badge - 'The Camping and Caravanning Club' in a fetching maroon to go with my Institute of Advanced Motoring one. GIFFER-TASTIC.

Agreed, not the worst you could've done but that's not exactly a parking space...