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GuyJames

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  1. there's no riding. I joke. top job fella!
  2. quit Squince and I'll have the Aorta frame off you
  3. don't be so soft Porter, I would kill to ride like you so stick at it, same goes for you Bessel! least you have people to go out with, I ride on my own, occasionly with one person but that's it! I've been progressing slowly recently but surely, as the saying goes! Keep your heads up fellas, Summer draws ever nearer. Love to all, Guy
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    Frozen..

    It is the first time for my brake to freeze too and I was bloody impressed with the speed at which it happened. Got home sharpish though and whacked a hot hair dryer on the cable, thawed out sharpish and I'm keeping my bike in the house out of the utility room now.
  5. 'ratty' is Chase Hawks style, not on a BMX, but his clothes are all dirty, he sleeps anywhere, means dirty tramp boy! excellent rider though.
  6. you're an idiot voted no, love my girl to bits and sex is fun and strengthens our relationship. there is plenty of money in the world for me to accumulate but if someone chopped my cock off (dramatic but I'm making my point) that would be it, game over whereas there will always be money to earn. Sex ***
  7. its taken me around ten goes to get this video and it still only downloaded twenty seconds of it which is bloody frustrating but what I saw was good. Lol.
  8. If this post makes you cry so much, press 'back' and look at something else. I think it is cute though how people bring up other people who have posted un-wisely in the past 'VillageDave'. Community! Goodnight.
  9. Last night I dreamed I was a fireman and a local Walkers was burning down but I was a new fireman and couldn't get the ladder out so my boss told me to go help at another fire which was down the road. I ran down the road and went into a burning building where some other fireman gave me an oxygen mask and I can vividly remeber breathing in the oxygen. At some points I was looking at myself and sometimes I was the person, who incidently looked like Jack Black. Anyway I ended up that I was writting a novel and the fireman was the main character. Really good dream.
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    Episode 9

    349mb...have a laugh son.
  11. I honestly thought it would be 'the STAN SHOW' featuring a teeny bit of Tart but you are actually bloody smooth and tech too! Great video but why are you tapping your wee mod? Get some beef on and throw it up there! Guy
  12. I've read through a few of these and they are pretty funny. I don't have anything grand but just yesterday a bunch of chavs, 4 girls, two boys walked past me as I was sidehopping and the fattest girl chav said 'you're wearing a crash helmet, silly fanny'. the girl chavs are worse because they are safe in the fact I'm not going to hit them. annoying being verbally abused for riding a bike safely though. Guy
  13. GuyJames

    Tra

    not joking are ye, sounds like someone had a small orgasm. he's alot better on that than the ghastly Vinco...top draw!
  14. GuyJames

    Alex Platov

    grotty looking country. communism worked out a treat didn't it. not mind blowing stuff but yes he does have good balance.
  15. oh ffs, so this isn't a new bloody video, grrrrr.
  16. had one of those coats when I was a kid, best thing EVER! I got a new mobile but I already have a really good one, guess I have two now LOL.
  17. do these people have no shame or remorse? when you look at most of our bikes anyone will recognise time, money and pride has gone into building them but people disregard the owner and although saying it seems obvious, take something which is NOT theres. very sorry to hear. Monsterboys are so distinctive you hopefully should get it back, goodluck.
  18. what a meathead! shall we all go buy our Pythons back now? I certainly might.
  19. he isn't on a trials bike though, ho ho ho.
  20. 'star fangled nut' is probably the best string of words ever! say it outloud, gets better!
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