Joe O'Connor

Love this so much. Or the full 8mins of it Pro use of a green screen

It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.... what? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

These three pics are wonderfully composed. Love them!

This girl said she knew me from the Vegetarian club. But I've never met herbivore

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise its total peace and quiet. After six months, or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em" Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there, thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's not really a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'' definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Don't much matter...... Just gonna be the two of us."

That is by far the best thing on the internet!

Hahaha that game looks mental. Wouldn't mind a play

^That reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons when Homer goes to clown college

Through The Back Door

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

The energizer bunny was arrested the other day. He was charged with battery I went to the theater the other day and saw a show about puns. It was a play on words Two cannibals were eating a clown and one said to the other "Does this taste funny?" Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetables? Getting their wheelchairs in the oven Whats the hardest part of a coconut to eat? His sandals What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? It wooden go! what happened to the steel car with steel wheels and a steel engine? It steel wooden go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=player_embedded

Ah true! Thanks. You'd think I'd be able to spot my own country's team playing...

What teams were playing?

This is so good to see after having to hear this crap constantly on the news!

^That's so awesome!

You English people have some odd citizens. David Firth being a perfect example

You wouldn't want to use those actors for it. But yeah it would be hard to link a movie to a whole game each time. Unless you followed one squad through stuff, I dunno. It would be mint to see. Some sorta trials movie would be alright too

I want a trilogy about the Command and Conquer Tiberium Series. Michael Bay is not allowed to make it, because he'd make it suck balls

He seems like hes about to cry through that whole thing

Black people are funny

This makes me laugh so much everytime