Dwarf Shortage

To give your question an actual answer, yes. Yes it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5OaqUMplBQ, solving all of life's problems since 1994: It's a war of the sexes, never get it blurred, I beg that you learn, 'cause she's cleverer. How attracted to you she is to you is partly your gab, But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have. Oi, the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth, Whereas the men just hanker for the panky to happen, Retain this fact I'm hammering, this fact is gonna matter, What little you think you're letting by her sly, She senses you're near her and smells your desire, The general rule of mine, her intellect will be higher, Your task is to make her notice you fast but hanker when you don't close in after, She knows she can get most dudes but she mustn't know about you, If you screw this all up and then lose all your cool that's when she ends up liking you as a friend, You're not playing hard to get, You're playing at not getting a hard-on yet.

badly_shopped_fetus_wheels_complete_with_tangled_placenta.jpg It's the thought that counts.

On a scale of one to nekkid, a 9? Unless they're a bit of a dog, where it gets dragged down to 3-ish.

THAT'S WHY IT HURTS WHEN I GO PEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

TITS NOT QUIPS. It kinda rhymes, and it's not too bad to say I've just made it up.

I pull my wheel back, and tighten up the lug nuts, it all stays nice and tight, until I pedal down to bring the front end up, and bunnyhop out, and it goes back to slack. Which, aside from being Amy Winehouse's latest album, is also insanely irritating. I don't know where I'm going wrong, I've tightened loads of chains before and it's never happened, it just slips back every time. I'm running right-side pegs and using a ratchet to tighten it up as tight as I can.

It won't spin freely if it's too tight, and it'll bang your chainstays if it's too loose, find a mid-point somewhere in there. When you pull it tight, just before you bolt up, try squeezing your chain together a little to give it a bit of slack.

I Speak Because I Can is also awesome

For future reference, use this for this type'a shit.

Surfcoast, a.k.a. 'I wonna be a trials rider' guy.

Firstly, you want to put a note saying "24/01/2011" in a bag, tie it to the frame, and throw it in the sea. Some 15,000 years later and with any luck it'll have been fossilised, and a future earth-dweller will be excavating it. Once their hi-tech future excavation machines have had their way with it, it'll look just the same as it does now, and the excavatee, your saviour, will use his super-technologically advanced buffer to buff it out. Upon finding the bag, he will read your note, decipher the numbers and assess them as a date, and use a time machine to bring it back to you, tomorrow, dent-free. Inb4 hilarious 'meta-bandwagon' remark.

Such a tasty tune.

Is your name Toby? Because Hayerstoby sounds suspiciously like 'Here's Toby!'. Welcome to TF in any case, and your English is better than most people on here, who're actually from the UK

Make some noise for haggis.

VEGETA, WHAT'S THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT THE T.A.C.A.A.T POST COUNT?

Four eyes are better than two.

Have monkeys progressed from typewriters to computers now?

THERE'S A REALLY COOL BAKERY IN DUNDEE THAT SELLS GOATS ON JET SKIS TO PULL YOUR BOAT ALONG THE CANAL.

? I remember being told in P.E., if you're out of breath while running, breathe in through the nose and out through your mouth, it helps you take in more oxygen and expels it faster ready to inhale sooner. As for getting fit, different things will affect different body types differently, and if you're that bothered it could be worth looking into a personal trainer or something, someone who knows what they're doing. I found trials kept me fit quite well, and helped develop muscle, but you've got to be at a point where trials is accessible to you and you can progress with your body, before you can get to the stages of trials where fitness plays a definite role, as stuff like learning to trackstand, pivot, etc. isn't going to have an enormous effect on fitness.

Yes.

It depends on the girl, if she's not a corpse, or if it's someone with a mild heart condition, I'll throw this on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h225x4tOb3E