Dwarf Shortage

I voted once a month, but the new-ness factor definitely plays in as well, I was happy to ride around on my old BMX with it looking like a rat bike or something, but my new one gets washed after pretty much every ride. And I wash my trials bike either once a month, or if it's particularly dirty.

Reppin' noisybrakehaterz 2k11.

Spending £8 on two tubes (which you're most likely going to need anyway) and getting a free t-shirt worth £10 isn't that pointless.

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Swedish Shortsnout: Gillian McKeith is about as much use as Justin Bieber's pube comb. Marlon 'Marley' Wood, Joey O'Neill, Sam Fleming and 11 others like this. STATUS 'LIKES' - TURF WARS.

Fix't. Welcome to TF, well written sentences and proper punctuation/spelling will get you validated in no time, and yeah, now you've bought it comes the hard part

FUN FACT - I remember watching the bmx vid with Alex ages ago, and the quote "I would never try this stair set again, because it's intensely large.", was the first thing I can remember to make me cry uncontrollably with laughter, for about 5 minutes. I f**king love that video. But there's loads and loads and loads of 'bail vid' topics, have a search broseph.

Yeah it's definitely integrated, I came home to find that my dad had set up my new board, and he's disabled it for some reason, but it was like, a day or two ago, so it's pretty weird that I can't just change it back. Cheers, I'll take a look.

5UP GA11ZZZ, I N33D H3LP PL0X0RZ. Alas, your native tongue confuses me, but I require your assistance. I'm trying to connect my XBOX 360 to my PC, and in turn, to XBOX Live, by bridging the Local Area Connection with my Wireless connection. BUT OH NOES. The LAC isn't there. So after doing some searching, I found that the 'onboard LAN function' can be disabled in BIOS, and sure enough as I sauntered on over to BIOS, I soon found it had been disabled. BUT OH NOES! There's no way to enable it. From the standard BIOS menu, I go into 'Integrated Peripherals', which is where the 'onboard LAN function' controls reside, and all the options on the 'Integrated Peripherals' menu are sort of greyed out, there's no option to change any of them, and most other BIOS functions are limited in what I can change. There's a password to get into BIOS, and the board's a Gigabyte S-Series MA74GMT-S2.

If you explain to me what 'fairing' is to me I'll have a go. PM?

Surely, instead of causing mass ambiguity and confusion, you could've used a different word, 'cause I still don't get what you mean. And ♥'s mean f**k all.

I tried explaining to my girlfriend that I actually don't like massive tits, and shape and perkiness > size. She thought I was joking and that all lads like enormous chesticles, but after about 3 hours I think I won her round.

These are great. I mean, a shoe that you can use for trials, and it doubles up to make people think you're that good at bowling you have your own shoes.

How can I convince my mum to let me get a cat? Forteh that snake looks awesome, I hate the look of fat snakes though, they're kind of 'thuggish' and meh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66-ZzPhCoqI Not all that into dubstep but this is pretty sweet. Free album download: http://www.truetiger...tep-album-2010/

Facebook's either full of girls whining about either boys or hangovers, people moaning about the new layout, or shitty generic rants like this. I like to keep the idiots on my Facebook so I can just be a dick with everyone, whenever I feel like it, it's great.

Love that, and when I listen to Windowlicker I properly don't know how to feel haha. Bob Dylan - Tambourine Man, I remember listening to it after having not heard it in ages, and just being overcome with happiness. I also get pure deep with trance, I used to decorate my pants over iTunes' trance podcasts, and would just sit on the bus or lie on my bed and get lost in it, awesome. Aaaaand stuff like 1940's blues and jazz are also epic goodness.

After reading the 'intense music thread' and seeing some Aphex Twin down, I starting realising how fond I am of music videos, and how much I love watching decent, well thought out videos that accommodate the music well. So I made this to band them around, and lay down music videos that have had a sort of impact on you, or just stood out as 'epic'. One of my all time favourites, and Birdy Nam Nam are win. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_ICcz6kXP0 GO!

You would've beat me to it, given the chance.

Pretty much everything club_card says is the best advice you'll ever get. I was going to say period but it's verging on getting pretty grim now, so, "Full stop." Instead of seeing it as getting dumped, see it as finally getting to make the beast with two backs with that girl you've had your eye on, but can't 'cause you're in a relationship. Lolwut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Nn4Z5WVIg Oooooooooh manuals!

HAR DE HAR HAR.