Dwarf Shortage

My matchmaking's still balls, random kicking from the lobby and some of my mates can't even host a lobby. Gr.

I ride a M.A.D. Phase 1.2, it's got 26" inch wheels, and I paid £150 for it from the FS section on here. I've not been riding long, but I'd say it's decent to learn on, started learning how to stay on the back wheel lately, but my back brake needs a bleed and the weather's crap so it's on hold And there's competition-level riders who ride Phases, so I'd say it's decent for higher level stuff as well.

It's something to do with choosing the same map over and over (Nuketown), we just played some search and none of us could choose the previous map more than once. EDIT: D-double p-post.

Stuff like smoke bombs and the dual hidden blade is sweet, executing perfect moves and combo-ing them all together made it awesome. Repetitive stuff like getting surrounded by six guys, countering each move and slaying them brutally gets old pretty quick. There's also a fair few different enemies, with different ways to go about killing them, and you can't just run away because some enemies run faster than you, and the weapon upgrades was a nice addition. Although if you managed to play all the way through AC1, you'll probably enjoy it.

Does aiming down the sights even make a difference with shotguns?

I can feel a "Games thread, put all your thoughts on games in this thread instead of making a new one each time" coming on. Assassin's Creed trailers have a habit of looking good, but not living up to the hype for me, AC2 trailer made it look immense, I remember my mate watching it, and he was like "WOAH, WOW, WHAAAAT! oh my god!" all the way through, and we all got pretty excited about it, but the actual game was a bit of a let down, and I don't even think I got half-way through it. I loved AC1 though, even though it was hugely repetitive, it was something totally different at the time.

If you knife someone and get the extra bullets, you keep both bullets until you fire them, so if you were the last two left he just had two bullets left in his mag from when he knifed someone else? Gun game is siiiiiick!

The only guns that are in need of a red dot sight are ones like the M16, with it's tiny ironsights. +1, Galil + Silencer = Win. Silenced MPL is awesome as well. Finished the campaign today, was rather epic, but overly intense at times. Liked the ending though.

I don't even know what to say, but this comes pretty close:

All I could think of throughout reading this thread was: I think it's Simpson on here? Makes me laugh everytime I see it

Watched this Saturday night, just what I was after, thanks! Fair up for watching the rest now, and learning Muay Thai

"Learn to spell please" "P-l-e-a-s-e." Hilarity ensues

Haha, "I've just signed up to a website where social acceptance is pretty much key, and if I desire any proper use from it, I must make myself one of the group. Hmm, I know, I'll call them all mongs and insult the sport in which the entire website revolves around.". The reason people are so keen on enforcing the use of proper grammar (aside from it being one of the forum rules) is that most of the time it's an effort to read non standard English, and if a member is reading a topic which says: "Or8 evry1, mi naymz george n i rly lyk trails byks, i lyks dem so mush i bowt 1, n its wel gd bt i hav a prblem n dats bcuz mi brayks gone all weird, help mi please." Then no one wants to waste time and effort trying to decipher what the actual post says, and then more effort posting a reply and helping them out, it's better to put in the effort yourself and make sure it's legible, especially if you want a reply. It's like getting family planning advice from Vicky Pollard. EDIT: Oh, and back hops.

Or just copying the image itself, and pasting it into the text box?

Having trouble jailbreaking my iPod Touch, v3.1.3, I've tried blackra1n, limera1n and jailbreakme.com, all of them say it's been jailbroken, but Cydia doesn't show up I don't want to update to 4.x.x, 'cause all the decent jailbroken apps didn't work on my last iPod touch, so I want to leave it at 3.1.3, and jailbreak it, any ideas?

I know of a few ways to get ripped in 4 weeks

"Recently graduated, seeking employment." "Whoever reads this is gay." "Wow, so I can write anything here and it'll say it in the yearbook?" "Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, 'cause dey rapin' everyobody out here." "Lookin' like a fool with my pants on the ground."

Dude, you have no Qur'an. Saying that because a small group of Muslims burnt a poppy we should send every single immigrant home is laughably ridiculous. Perhaps they can't go home, due to the fact we're bombing the shit out of it and shooting them on sight. And maybe what you were trying to say would have more credibility if it made grammatical sense, and you actually had a point to make, other than "Send 'em back and that." Sounds like something you'd do at primary school because you weren't getting your own way. Peasants.

It'd be more "halapeenose" if it was spelt phonetically. And I don't like it much, I got a Meatball Marinara a week ago and it just fell apart while I was eating it. I'm going on friday for that steak and cheese one though, which looks awesome, and 'cause I've got a Subway points app

Lol at infinite care package glitch being used already. I watched a video about one of the developers talking about exactly that, private match + mates + unlimited driving time = racing win. Online was slightly buggy earlier, it wouldn't let some random guy out of my lobby, and I couldn't find a match or do anything with him in. Then I got 32 - 9 on my first match, then something similar on my second Sniping fair blows though, got the first two and they suck hard. Bolt-action one looks siiick though, as does ballistic knife haha.

Or if it's jammed, get something to grab the metal rod, i.e. pliers, and pull it out.

I need a decent "Kung-Fu" kinda film, as I loooooove them but never know what to go for. I've already got/seen; 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon', 'Kiss Of The Dragon', 'Unleashed' and 'Who Am I'. Anybody?

I went out with a girl who lived about 40 miles away for 16 months-ish, distance gets to be a bit of a ballache after a while. And your word of the day calendar needs binning or a spell-check

Both misheard lyrics and above image are win. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HOVEDy_HGU