Dwarf Shortage

And you wonder why you constantly "get ripped on"?

He then wondered why his Grandma was an elderly human woman. Before proceeding to lure his "Grandmother" to a secluded place just outside the Arctic Circle. Once there, he mauled her to death for her attempts to steal his Grandfather's gold, by posing as his real Grandmother. Now unaware of how to continue his life, he took his Grandfather's gold, got a new paint job to hide from the police: Some new rims: And set off on his new life.

XBOX 360 > Arcade Games > "Harm's Way" and "Dorito's Crash Course" are free. Dorito's Crash Course is awesome, it's like Total Wipeout, and you get to play as your avatar. You also get Friends List leaderboards, so you can try and beat their times, and there's an online version I haven't played yet. Epic fun though. In Harm's Way you get to team up with a mate, one of you races around the map with up to 3 other cars, and the other controls turrets dotted around the course to take down other cars. Pretty weird, not too bad when you get into it, good with mates.

I can use webcams without going into a call, it's pure awesome. I'm having so much fun right now, I'm so glad I didn't upgrade. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Sum 41 - The Hell Song, tuuuuune. Pretty big riding, some crappy editing though, I hated that "ghost" effect thing.

Makes me want a Fourplay so bad So Much Beauty In Dirt

I'd never heard of her until a few weeks back, and correct me if I'm wrong, but she's famous for working in a tattoo parlour? And the tattoos are gash, so, meh.

She's called Silvia. http://tinyurl.com/37jx2zq

http://www.lfgss.com/ - For your fixed gear and single speed needs.

A journalist polar bear passed by, and took the opportunity for a news story. Soon, a camera crew were on their way.

Unfortunately, the fire got out of hand, and caused one of the bears to stumble from atop the cloud, and hurtle towards the ground.

Sadly, the polar bear is now dead after going brakeless and attempting to imitate Ted Shred, but forgetting his giant paws were no match for single wall rims.

You pretty much make a luxury cruise liner and put a little sign on the back saying "Titanic II". And then you make a film about it, and in reference to the original which was named after the boat, you call the film "Titanic II". *Gasp*.

Monty Python's awesome, and it's probably from your Dad's kinda generation. And a pretty big no to gift cards, especially for women. Bad times. Jewellery goes down a treat with pretty much all girls, and it's worth stretching a bit more for your Mum. Mum's f**king poon. As for your brothers, take a look in something like Hawkin's Bazaar, or your local equivalent gadget-y fun store.

I didn't know how to explain it with words

It looks like it's been drawn by a hyperactive kid on speed. Oh you! I can't even get on the website

"Herp derp" is a more extreme version of "derp".

I rode Stock after about 6 years of BMX, and I'm only like 5"8'ish too. I think the main reason you didn't get on with the Fourplay was that you hadn't got used to it, the first time I rode my stock was weeeiiirrddddd, and then after about a week of riding I could barely keep my balance on or off the bike*, I think if you had a couple more rides and got used to it, you might change your mind. *I have no idea why, I just couldn't walk straight. Inb4 no homo.

WHEELIES. RIDING ON A TRAIN TRACK. WHEELIES ON A TRAIN TRACK. ACTUAL TRIALS MOVE! MOAR WHEELIES AND RIDING ON A TRAIN TRACK. BURNOUTZ. GAY ASS FORKLESS BURNOUTZ. Didn't like that at all.

I want me some o' them there £5 BMX.

What, it isn't acceptable?

Love Akrigg, wasn't overly keen on the vid though, as Mark said it was pretty 'flat' and didn't live up to his last vid with the fixed maurice. One of my favourite things about Akrigg is that he always looks like he's having fun*, which is awesome. I can't understand how him not wearing a lid would affect your opinion of the video, and I don't think kids are that easily impressionable, when I was a kid I thought helmets were f**king gay. I didn't care that some rider was wearing one or not, I just ditched my helmet and bombed off. *apart from when he hit that tree EDIT: Raped.

You could also use trouser clips instead of elastic bands, and then you can still be straight. And if your skinny jeans are getting caught in your freewheel, you're doing it wrong. And they're cheaper than trackies, or you're still doing it wrong.