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rickyb

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  1. You need to stick up or yourself somtimes mate, why didn't you grab his ball bag and rap it 'round his neck? Don't wait for the police to do anything because they wont. Take the law in your hands its the only way you'll get it back thats what i'd do anyway.
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    Emo Girls

    With the same jimmy hat
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    Bee Hive.

    Ok i will say it again they are like gypos
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    Bee Hive.

    I think they class as gypos so the only thing they understand is violence
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    Bee Hive.

    yeah squeze down the side of it and post pics up of all the bee stings you have for us to poke fun at you because you got stuck down the side of the shed in a cloud of bees
  6. Yes if they are ginger its alright
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    Emo Girls

    But it is that smae as normal girls some are fit as f**k and some you feel sorry for there beds.
  8. You need to take time when typing i could not understand most of the words in that little rant, and back on topic they can do it if they want it's if they try and shove it down my neck will be when i start getting pissed off with it. Or when they are slicing there wrist because blood is cool that also pisses me off . But if they want to kill them selfs why don't they do a proper job instead of doing it with a cumpass and what not. Mehh ain't my son/daughter i don't give two shits
  9. You don't know how much i want that bike what dose it ride like?
  10. one day a bar tender is stood behind his bar cleaning glasses and a home-less person walks in and the bar tender looks at him and says, "hey! we don't serve your type around here. get out !"the home-less person look at the bartender and says "no i don't want a drink i just want a tooth pick" the guy wanting to get him out of his pub quickly gives him a toothpick and sends him on his way. a few hours pass and another home-less person walks in, the bar tender says "right get out of here i am not going to serve you a drink just get out!" the homeless guy looks at him and says "no i don't want a drink i just want a tooth pick" the bar tender starts to wonder whats going on with all these tramps coming in and asking for a tooth pick so he gives him one and sends him on his way. another hour passes and another home-less person walks in and the bar tender turns to him and says, "right thats it iv had enough of your type get out!" the tramp looks over his way and says, "no,no i don't want a drink i just want a straw" the bar tender looks puzzled picks up a straw and says " if i give you this straw i want to know what you are going to do with it " the trap says ok so he chucks him the straw and says "right now whats going on with all you tramps asking me for things today?" the tramp picks up his straw and says "someone has been sick out side and all the good bits have gone"
  11. I think there has only been one reply because said post was hinting on squince liying about his birthday.If it is his birthday then happy birthday buddie.
  12. A german family are at a sports shop to get there latest germany football shirt. The young lad turns to his mum and say "mum, i have decided to be an english fan" the boys mum looks at him in disgust and slaps the boy and say " no son of mine is going to be an english fan go to your sister!" so he walks over to his sister holding his head in pain and says to his sister "right i have decided to be and english fan could you buy me this england shirt" she drops her shopping and without a word she hits the boy round his head once again. "go to your dad!" she say to him, so he walk over to his dad and without thinking he say to his dad "look dad i want to be an english fan and what an england shirt will you get me one " the boys dad turns to him and shouts "NEVER!!" and slaps the poor kid once again. as they are getting into the car the farther turns to his son and says"ok son have you learnt anything today?" the boy rubbing his head says "yeah i have " suprised the dad says " good and what would that be?" the boy says angrily "i have been an english fan for just over an hour now and i already hate you german c**ts!" A thank you
  13. Hello, right now i think i need help all those porn movies i have been downloading have finally caught up with me so i will need some advice on good free virus protection(enfasice on the word free). So could i get a bit of advice on spyware scanners and removers (if thats what you call them) that i can download and not pay for 'cos i'm as tite as a ducks arsehole. Please help i have had a quick scan with microsoft virus thing and it says i have 636 know spywares so i ned help quick or no more porno for ricky Cheers
  14. rickyb

    Shorts!

    why not go one step further towards gay with these bad boyzzz
  15. I licked a cow because I'm Rick James... bitch yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
  16. I had a toxsin short and i found it very very nice to ride street and nattie. I used a profile on the rear, it is deffinatly worth the money try using a long and a high rise stem, it is posibly the best bike i have riden. Got a few pic's here I say it deffinatly worth getting one mate you will not look back.
  17. hope England win today to shut the sceptics up because i think we will win today but we need to play a lot better than we have been doing. But im english so i have hope
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    Rolph Harris

    I want a rolf harris wig. Ebay here i come
  19. Nah the wkd ones when the girls having a bath then the guy walks in and says "sorry love cant wait!" and has a shit
  20. Football for me i realy don't like rugby but its good to watch them batter each other thats the best part. But i am better at football than i am at rugby and i get the rules So yeah football gets my vote.
  21. Happy birthday mate, have a drink on me (but i aint gunna buy you it)
  22. Haha nice, it was a long time coming though
  23. Hahaha you need to stop telling him Its always a bad thing the next day when you go on trials forum theres a topic about you being gay or something but how do we know that it isn't you and you use joe as an excuse?
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