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I've never heard anything more stupid That's like saying that if they check the vehicle over, nothing WILL go wrong with it during that year! I'm gonna go get my motorbike MOTd, then leave it in a river for 6 months. When I get it back out, it's going to be roadworthy cause it's passed an MOT!

I prefer curvy girls by far, it's a lot nicer to hold someone who doesn't feel like they're going to break if you hug them tightly! When it comes to looking at a girl and thinking 'ooh shes hot' or 'eww shes not hot' it's all about how they hold themselves really. You can get a girl as skinny as the next that dresses and walks and talks and generally has different body language and she'll be a lot more attractive than a skinny girl who doesn't hold herself so confidently. If you know what I mean? You can find some girls that are larger per se that also have a lot of sex appeal! Having been at both ends of the spectrum too, it's fair to say that girls who know when they walk down the street they'll get eyed up are stuck up twats and as a consequence are fairly shit in bed, and big chicks really do try harder

PayPal doesnt take the money out of your account for 3-5 days, but checks your balance and allocates the money so you cant spend it elsewhere. Every time you make a successful PayPal payment you should instantly get an e-mail from service@paypal.com to confirm it. They wouldn't have taken the money without sending you an e-mail.

I had a hell of a f**king time at Reading I drank far too much and smoked far too much but shit it was awesome I fell in the river though last night underneath Reefers Bridge, which was f**king RANK. I was wrecked however which made it funny at the time. Fortunately I had some strong disinfectant stuff that i smeared over my entire body so it's all good. Had myself a nice hot shower as soon as I got home too!

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You basically need to call Trading Standards and tell them exactly what you just told us.

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It should be fine. As with taking anything apart just make sure you remember where everything came from. Better still, try to get hold of a workshop manual for it, if they exist...

"I'm so hiiiiigh"

22 mile round trip of which about 2 miles either direction is standing traffic, but filtering on my bike brings the journey time per direction to about 30 minutes.

My problem is that my iPod is only 2gb. Please cure this for me

People with rich parents really piss me off. A friend's girlfriend has a brand new Renault Clio to learn to drive in, then when she passes her test her dad's buying her a Porsche Carrera GT...

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Money talks i'm afraid! I replaced that crash with a 16" A custom, and everything else I'm happy with to be honest. The 17" Paiste is a bit trashy but i'm losing it for a nice 18" AAX when I can afford it. I've got Remo Ambassadors on both heads, and an Ambassador coated on the snare. It's an older picture though, and i've replaced the bass drum head with an Evans EMAD2 which is bloody awesome!

I'm a drummer and a pianist 2 pictures of the drum kit here, and my digital piano is currently apart, and my old soon-to-be-gone acoustic upright downstairs isn't worth taking photos of. I'm getting a grand piano soon though, i just need to raise some money first! Oh and yeah I do have a new crash cymbal, i dont use that crappy broken Stagg anymore.

Get a bit of money, buy an insurance policy, then wait a week or so and claim on it. It actually works

Are you dead yet?

Reading, wahey!

Tell her to get f**ked! Failing that, just buy her one of those suction-cup dent removers and leave it on her doorstep with a sweet little message.

I would've given her false details and forgotten about it after that.

Mine displays all open windows to fit on the screen when i click the middle mouse button, sends them all to the side when i press the left shoulder button and shows me cool little applications when i press the right shoulder button. Three guesses what it is! Oh, and it never crashes.

Ask someone to get you a spare bubble for your spirit level...