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I´m so happy to be in england atleast now i don´t have to listen to reggeton, bloody south american shitty music. Although over here it seems that the most popular music is that rappy R&B shite with the winey black overlydressed stupid mother f**kers that just sound gay but then i see these suposedly well ard chav like people or whatever there called listening to this embarasing gay sounding pile of bollox music and i just don´t understand it´s just not right grrrrrrrrr.

I had a dream the other day that a friend was giving me a hug but he/she (can´t remember) would´nt let go and i could´nt speak or move or breathe! this went on for abit untill i woke up it was a scary experience nothing like that has ever happend to me before i really thought i was going to suffacate.

All i can see is a magazine? A reet now i can see.

Oh yea your right! I was looking at it for about 2 minutes and just could´nt see the picnictable.

No i can´t really see the picnictableness your talking about.

It´s good and bad i think. If i could have it my way i would have a girlfriend untill i got bored then get rid of her and try and pull for a while then when i realise i´m not getting any just click my fingers and have a girlfriend again and go on like that. But obviously it´s not as easy as that. I like having a girlfriend at least you know you´ve got sexytime when you want it. I´m feeling down now i´ve had to leave my girlfriends in spain who knows when ill be having sexytime next could be months, oh well at least i´m in england now and i can go and buy a flake as someone suggested to me earlier on in the thread.

Now i´ve got the right thread. One day i´ll have this van, one day.

Just out of curiosity how much does it cost to get your driving licience in england? more or less. I´ve just moved over and i´m interested in doing it but not sure i can afford it.

The onza has got a big fat hole in it looks gay to me. I would go for the echo.

Bloody hell thats big thats a whole 30 kilos more than me. I wish i could play but im too skinny i would get killed out there.

Please shut the f**k up?

Oh you just made it worse can´t buy flakes in spain!

I hate it when you meet up with a girl and then a last minute they ring you and say they cant meet. It´s so gay. I´m angry now.

I started riding when i was about 14 i think moved onto bmx when i was 16 been doing that since im now 20 so i´ve been riding for about 6 years, yawzers time does fly by only felt like the other day that i was 14.

Roni size - jazz

Well said.

oh no it was the wrong thread, wank stain!

hey guys, I´m completly pyjamerd i just got home from a great night theres concerts all over barcelona yesterday the go team played and it´s all free! nice. so many beutifull tanned legged girls i fell in love a few times tonight, but i´m pissed off because the other day i had two girls that wanted to come home with me (not together i wish) and i had to choose between the two but today neither of them want me what a shitter. i have drunk loads of beer i love the pakis 1€ for a beer!! i dont know if anyone has been out in barcelona but those who have will understand me when i talk about the pakis that sell sexy beer!! no paki no party! I´m gonna have to resort to a wank i hope i dont fall asleep and wake up in the morning with my willy in my hand and porn on the computer screen, i´m so tired. well i´m off to bed i think i´m addicted to tea i just keep getting urges to make a cuppa i might go and look in the fridge for some food at this time of night when im drunk everything in the fridge is mine!!!! my poor flatmates when they wake up in the morning and find i´ve nicked all there food! well im off to bed i´m really tired no shit wait i have to have a wank first oh and if you guys want a spanish porn website just go to petardas.com its great stuff okthats it im going for sure this time xx Oh shit i think i got the wrong thread is this the one were all the pisseds make fools of themselves?

If i was in your situation i would just pretend to be really scared and offer him my wallet/phone but delibratly drop it on the floor in front of him then whe he bends down to pick it up give him a nice kick in the face. Then maybe nick his wallet/phone and f**k off. Job done.

I saw a very unusual porn video the other day the guy´s willy was so fat that the lady could actually fit two fingers in his slit, very disturbing. I dont think a swab would scare him too much.

In the shower? that must be really uncomfortable. I had some sennheisers before they were brilliant.

I burnt my finger.

Soulwax- krack Tune!! check the video on youtube the north korea one it´s crazy!