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Where would a girl from Essex buy a trials bike? Why was maggie scared?

Whats the lightest Trials bike? An Onza (onza is spanish for ounce) HAHAHAhahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Dogza!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which bike do you ride before sex?

What about girls? they never admit they do it but we all know they do. I wonder if they can go for longer without?

Dj Derek!!!!!!!!

I think the most ive gone is about a week. For sex my record of not having it since i started is Three months and now I´m nearly up to three months and i don´t want to break my record.

I´m going to tattoo a rolex on my wrist. Or maybe my whole body as a newspàper.

I completly forgot about this cake!! i´m going to go buy one now!

I would.

I haven´t ridden trials in a few years and i think i can consider myself an ex bmxer i´ve ridden about twice times in the last three months.

I hope not.

I didn´t get any presents.

Theres a trials park in Sabadell which is just outside of Barcelona might be worth a look.

I always thought there was a wooden fence round the edge of space.

Your from Chelmsford! I used to live in Braintree.

That look like nacho vidal a spanish pornstar.

Cant get over 50 but I can´t touch type.

Sometimes it´s nice to just have a nice relaxing poo.

I dont mind people smoking but it´s when thats all they do it pisses me off especially if your the only one that doesnt smoke. In Barcelona practically everyone smokes i remeber when we went paintballing it was like 8 in the morning and we were waiting for the coach everybody was smoking!! and then all day inbetween matches and at lunch time everybody smoking again there obsesed with it! In one of my old flats my flatmate was growing loads of it in the kitchen and he used to smoke everyday, he was so agressive when he didnt smoke and got into a temper about anything, the house stank aswell. It can´t be good for you to smoke it all the time i mean i drink but not everyday maybe once a week or something.

Apart from all the perverts this is brilliant! I was talking to some americans from new york earlier they were drunk it was so funny they had two computers so it was like a three way chat. There were two blonde girls aswell they loved the english accent!!

I thought it was legal for personal use? like in your own home but not in public? I swear thats what its like in Spain, everyone smokes in the street anyway.

I dont mean everyone but i reckon there were a few people who voted on x factor then saw this RATM thing and thought it was the cool thing to do so went and bought the song.

I wonder if the people who spent their money downloading RATM were the same people who wasted their money voting on X Factor?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ok then it did´t happen no pic. Even though it did happen.