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The spanish guy started out as a joke on a famous tv show here but everyone voted for him for a laugh and in the end he ended up doing it!!! i dont know if anyone saw his song but if you understand what he says its funny. I didnt see it in the end who won?

It´s raining here in spain too!! can´t ride so i´ve just been studying for driving license, reading the book all day.

Yeah your right i´m the wierd one reading her private emails but i just couldnt resit when i saw the name of a boy.

I was just having a little spy on my girlfriends email acount and i found loads of emails from a guy that looks like he´s trying to pull her, they met each other in a camp last summer in america by the looks of it. He sends her these really gay emails talking about his feelings look at what he says: " After our conversation today I felt sad that you didn't know that you are one of my favourite people in the whole world to talk to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't ever forget that Juli." "I have many friends in many places but I only make the effort with a selected few. I know this may seem arrogant and maybe it is but my Dad once told me that you should be able to count your 'real' friends on one hand....I am a big believer in this. I would hope to count u amongst one of my 'real' friends." "I know this probably sounds sad, but I think of you nearly everyday." What a f**king gay lord with all his cheesy emails hes 5 years older than her aswell f**king pedo the bad thing is that she believes everything he says, hes either telling the truth and is f**king gay boy or is just trying to use all these "romantic"or whatever you wanna call it emails to get her knickers down. The good thing is, is that he lives in england far away from here. arrrrr i think this should be in the angry thread!! I´m not gonna say anything to her at the moment i´ll keep reading the emails and see what happens. Nothing will probablly happen i just get gelous too easily. i dont usually post these sort of things on here but i just needed to let it out.

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Yea Barcelona!! this year the bikeshow was rubbish (apart from the trials) the skatepark was the worst every year it gets worse it wasnt half the size of last year very disapointing.

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i just wrote like 2000 words and i deleted it by mistake i cant be bothere to write it again so ill just wiriut this good night or should i sy fgoood morning!"!!!!111oneuno un a1hinjeqjewfihihsdvadivfvjijrfeijhvreihnvreior1234567891011121314151617618198820

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I'm such a goon I just got suspended for 7 days.

im in a french guys house and im drunk the keyboard is all jumbled up syupid frnch people i ts harder to typee tommorow i hqve to be up at 5:30 wooo hooooo itll be fun qnd they hqve kicked me out of ,y house so i hqave no wear to live which is nice im on my own and i live on my own my mum has gone back to england now i can do what i want i have to look for a flat and tommorrow i have to be at work at 5:30 oh crap thats not good stupid french keyboard i dont know where any of the letters are ok great and i was rumberling thorought attick and i found the original copy of the bible, which was nice The fast show rules i love that show well im getting tired of typing im gonna go look for some flats bye bye bye bye bye bèye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye one more time bye

I thought pancake day was near easter?

prodigy voodoo people this is the best video. village people ymca

When i was little i stuck a screwdriver in a plug socket and blew all the electrics in my house, sparks went flying luckily it was one of those saftey screw drivers so i was ok. I definatly dont want to do that again. Oh yea and i never want to sleep on the top shelf in a cuboard the whole night for 2 quid again either.

I just finished watching that film! its funny i would recomend you watch it

I would just stich some swimming goggles onto my hooded coat.

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Painted the foooork.

I once dreamt that i was falling off a cliff then i woke up on the floor and realised i had fallen off my bunk bed.

I wish it was as cheap over here.. last time i looked i saw a 50m2 1 bedroom flat for 280,00€..!!!!!!!!! thats a bout as big as an average americans garage!!!!!! .... i'm going to crawl back under my rock to console myself.... :$

i've seen upto episode 13 of the second season, ahah it's so addictive it's untrue!! but i havn't found anymore, i don't think they've aired yet...... but if anyone know where i could get the next episode it would be greatly appreciated

The other week we were riding then suddenly about 200 people on bikes came down the road with signs and banners all ringing bells and shouting it was a protest! some law about not being able to lock your bike to lamposts or trees so we decided to join in we rode all over Barcelona blocking off all the main roads all the cars were beeping there were telvision cameras and everything, some people decided to get out the cars and a few fights nearly started. In the end we all started racing round the big roundabout in the center the police didnt do anything they just watched it was probably the wierdest/funnest ride ive ever been on!

Looks like a scooter.