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steve sturt

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  1. Botox here it is then....... ready?.......... You sure?............. You asked for it.......... LA
  2. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/bunny_tapdancer.html
  3. La la la, la la la la La la la, la la la la la Kylie Minogue - Cant Get You Out Of My Head
  4. Didn't take you long boy, to stop from being a friend I hope you hear this song boy, 'cause I want your life to end And as I lie awake now, crying and bereaving I guess you're happy somehow, 'cause you made me stop believing Die Taylor die You ain't no friend of mine You're a scum-sucking shitty guy So die Taylor die You stabbed me in the back, you're lower than a snake Your brains are in your sack, you two-faced f*cking fake You haven't even tried to tell me how it feels I guess that's just your style, to you it ain't no big deal Die Taylor die You ain't no friend of mine You're a scum-sucking shitty guy So die Taylor die Did you ever think you'd get away with it? Your attitude just stinks, you cowardly little shit Consider this a spell and watch where you tread And I'll see you in hell, I'll be laughing 'cause you're dead Die Taylor die You ain't no friend of mine You're a scum-sucking shitty guy So die Taylor die Die Taylor die You ain't no friend of mine You're a scum-sucking shitty guy So die Taylor die Graham Coxon - Song For The Sick from The Kiss Of Morning Album
  5. steve sturt

    Speeding

    I think he has a dump valve. You dont even have a brain.
  6. steve sturt

    Speeding

    Im not driving dangerously, the "Cool" Boss guy is. Im making a sarcastic point about his driving and how I hope he learns his lesson one day.
  7. steve sturt

    Speeding

    I think you will find with some rollercoasters that the Gforces far exceed road going cars. Some can even pull 4G, most road cars struggle to reach 1G. F1 cars barely go above 5.
  8. steve sturt

    Speeding

    Ever heard of roller coatsers? You can experience the same thing, and control the variables. I hope you have epilepsy, as you wont be allowed to drive when you turn 17.
  9. steve sturt

    Speeding

    But I would have him to laugh about. Its like a paradox.
  10. steve sturt

    Speeding

    Your boss must be very clever. What a success he must feel. If I see him in hell, Ill be laughing cause hes dead.
  11. steve sturt

    Speeding

    I would say that British drivers should all go visit Germany in their cars and learn some etiquette. My friend drove me back to Munich airport from his home town at 150mph on the autobahn, yet it didn't feel dangerous as all the other drivers were so accommodating. In the town areas, the drivers are equally as gracious, yet more likely to observe the speed limits. Maybe its British arrogance that makes us drive like this, or Germanic orderliness, that makes us seem inconsiderate. Maybe we should all put pink fluffy bunny stickers on our dashboards, as a reminder of what can happen when you drive with a sense of immortality. Theres a damn good reason why people remember DJ on here, surely its not that difficult to remember him next time you get in your car.
  12. Get a spotlight, and a gobo made up with guy maccalls email address on it, and project onto the side of a big building.
  13. Nitromorse it... then ride till it gets muddy... then laquer it with fence varnish or creosote. Gives a cool ghetto feel. Its original too.
  14. Ive had this vid for a week, and havent deleted it. Thats 7 days longer than I keep most. Love the camera work. Really slick. Love the riding too. Almost old school these days. You even used the bashguard...Cool. My bro has just moved to Brighton so Ill bring my bike when I go see him, so we may cross paths at some point. Seriously, this vid is one of the best Ive seen.
  15. I would imagine Vincent Hermance is the owner of a koxx....
  16. He said he wont try anything funny, so what good is he as a muppet then?
  17. Use a presta valve then screw the lockring down with a pair of pliers. I had the same problem for a while. You could put another 1/2 bar in the tyre as well. Try taking the tube out altoether and fill the tyre throught the valve hole with expanding foam?
  18. I stopped to ride trails about 1.5 years ago. Went back to trials when the weather stopped the trails being rideable, plus insurance disputes with the forestry commision put a stop to the trails being ridden or developed. Went back to trials and it had changed my riding loads. For the better. Just do whatever you want to. Don't let trends dictate your life.
  19. Speaking French. The French seem to be good at all disciplines of cycling. Maybe its because they make up the rules?
  20. Quite possibly the gayest things ever in cycling since lycra, leg shaving and bikes with no seats. Not surprising, but I think its a UCI sport like all the gay aspects of cycling are, and I also recall the French being particularly good at it.
  21. I do 180s with the kick but only use it to keep the bike central. Without the kick the bike tends to move backwards. I.e if you were bridging a gap and 180ed without the kick, the bike would fall down the hole in the middle. With the kick, the bike would end up facing the other way round again bridging the gap.
  22. Its normally been OK when Ive done that in the past. They do use it for paintball though, so you may well get shot and shot again. Also the Connors go up there during the week to practice/ build stuff. If they are there, the younger of the brothers, Tim (the one that isnt good) is a complete cock. He hates bike trials, and will snake all your lines, and genrally give you a hard time. I remember about 5 years ago, he was struggling trying to get over a cotton reel on his motorbike, and Steve Thompson elbowed past hime and got over it first go on his Saracen. Tims face as a picture Ill never forget.
  23. Tapping is fun. Just aim to start with, to hit the front tire just below the top. To get to both tires, just push out with your arms. To get to back wheel, start the pedal stroke slightly later than to go to both tires, and push your arms upwards. It takes so much less effort than a wheely hop, and once learnt is loads more consistent. It doesnt work too well on anything less than 30" as the bike isnt very steep. Once you got it down on a lowish wall, its just a case of to go higher, tap lower. Watch Vincent Hermance, TRA or Evolve.
  24. The links dont work for me. The first one doesnt load the video and the second isnt the video.
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