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to be fair she'd probably wriggle more than dead fish

The only surefire ways to stop a woman going out and being tempted by other men are to get her pregnant or give her the Aids. I'll leave the decision up to your best judgement

I passed first time .

I should point out I know cock all about PETA beyond that Pamela Anderson is a member and they have something against badger baiting - i just thought it was funny that they're trying to persuade people to cut the bollocks off their dogs.

it's all far too complicated now. when it was just a drunken fumble it was easy. you could make it really simple and batter them both

I clicked on this link cos there were suspenders in the picture when I got to the page i read some of it and a thought occurred... PETA stands for something like People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals right? How the f**k is it ethical to cut a dogs gonads off? Isn't it just like neutering Ethiopians cos there's likely to be a drought in the next 20 years and their kids might starve to death? discuss

I reckon it's a bit academic to be honest - the wheel'll fold in half long before the spokes or flanges snap

funny man. erm if you're not at school then shagging a schoolgirl makes you a nonce.

she only kissed him and she was probably pissed - it's not exactly important. How would you feel if you got dumped for getting pissed and kissing some random bint in a club by accident? You're obviously upset about the prospect of splitting up so don't do it - simple really. If she starts taking the piss by doing it all the time give her a slap and get shot of her - you'll be properly annoyed then so it wont bother you.

dont be silly.

if it's more than 20 buy him a pint from me

I never really learned to balance (part of the reason i've given up with trials now). I can trackstand until I get bored n stuff but it's not really balance, it's about keeping yourself moving a tiny little amount back and forth so the momentum keeps you upright if you can't do it properly just cheat

the problem was that she found out, don't blame the booze

I can't see bongo in a megane to be honest

and. anybody choosing bikes over women (or boys if you like boys) is a twat

it probably cancels out the extra length at the front pretty effectively.

that is very true indeed also. there's buggerall 64bit specific software available unless you like doing 3d graphics in your spare time and even then it doesn't seem to make a great deal of difference.

black. anything else is just gay

I've had monthly ones. Pretty much everything I noticed has already been said. I only ditched em cos I couldn't keep track of how many times I'd worn them as I was only really wearing them when I went riding (two-three times a week). If you're going to wear them every day you wou'dnt have that trouble, I don't know if they'd work out cheaper than daily jobs or not though. I'm intending on getting daily ones soon as they make them for people with freaky eyes like mine now.

it still looks like a bent dick and painting it up like a rally car doesn't help. I'm sure it'll ride wonderfully

so he can find his way through the darkness of the soul? can I call him a mincer without justifying it ?

Max is king. I'm biased cos I've been using it since v1 and was using 3dstudio for DOS for a couple of years before that but it's still got the most comprehensive set of polygon modelling tools available. Lightwave and Softimage really piss me off but they're very good - I believe there's a free version of Softimage available (there was) Free ones? Blender is about the only one that's capable of producing finished movies but it's beyond nasty to use and because it's open source it doesn't work properly (fbx export in particular) Wings 3d is a very nice modeller but the last version I unused was a bit limited apart from that. What you use these days is pretty irrelevant since Autodesk started taking FBX seriously. Transferring stuff between Max and Maya is pretty well seamless (barring a few idiosyncrasies) and as far as I know Soft and lightwave have acceptable FBX support available.

that's how you measure them - just so you know. bunnyhop instructions are sound - most of your height comes from how high you lift the front wheel, tucking and levelling the bike afterwards gets you a bit more and stops you landing on your back. hopping in place on the backwheel is easy once you've figured out that you have to release the brake and level your pedals out while you're in the air. to get onto the back just do a little endo and lean back - you can worry about kicking into it later

that'll just happen - unless you choose the embed texture option on the FBX export dialog it'll just reference the .tga files from wherever they live on Disk. To make life easier for yourself, put the textures in the same folder as the geometry, it'll save you pissing around later. i get 2008 free with the developer licenses at work they just won't let me use it for anything yet (I've got a full licensed 2008 box under my monitor that nobody knows about though .. ) I'd take it home but I hate Maya (edit: that's a bit harsh, I've just been arguing with it for the last straight week)

don't bother at the tube junctions. with the forks you're better off extruding a circle along a curve than building it from cylinders quickly and simply? select a tube set main menu to Polygons go to Create UVs menu Select Cylindrical Mapping - this'll allow you to wrap a image file around the cylinder. Do that for all the tubes. to apply an image to the tube Make the image you want in photoshop select the object, get the attribute editor open, find the Material (lambertsomething), click the little chequered button next to color, choose file from the dialog that pops up browse for the file make sure you turn on hardware texturing in the viewport or you wont see it. if the image is in the wrong place then mess with the cylindrical mapping gizmo There are better ways but I'm guessing you won't have the foggiest idea what I'm talking about to do the BB shell make a smaller cylinder thats the size of the hole you want and run it through the middle of the BB shell select the BB shell Shift select the smaller cylinder go to the mesh menu choose Booleans choose difference it'll cut you a hole you could do that for the tube junctions too but theres not much point also, you could just have made a tube rather than a cylinder General Polygon manipulation ... select the object right click choose vertex from the stupid messy menu at the top select the little dots and move then - you can also do that with faces, edges etc. There's a bunch of tools in the Mesh and Edit mesh menus that you can piss about with too. tutorials? they'll be hard, Maya is complicated and a turd to use. start at Highend3d.com or if you're on a legit version of Maya you should have access to the Maya online docs - which are good edit: oo, looks like you're on 2008 - I'm on 8.5 at the moment, we aren't moving up to 2008 till later in the year. Some of the menus might have moved n stuff but I doubt much has changed