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im disappointed. we dont actually get to see you break your nose otherwise it was lovely

it's mostly caused by dehydration. you can't really describe the symptoms of a proper hangover to someone but I'll have a go. imagine having flu, needing to take the biggest most stubborn dump you've ever known, needing to vomit and having a migraine all at the same time and you're pretty well there. (the dump part only really comes in if you've been drinking real ale)

I found my shadow v2 stretched a lot - it didn't break though. I only ditched it in the end cos it was too chunky

trials bikes all look stupid

protein fixes hangovers

lean forward and tuck legs?

I can't really, it has actually got some padding - even if it does look like it belongs on a roadie. I'm preparing myself for the ripping I get when the plastic pedals go on ( i have medical reasons )

no shame in it - after all you did heroically take a knife off him the other day. of course you could have saved yourself the kicking by stabbing him at the time

demonoid is probably a good place to start i asked google and found plenty of things I'd want - which is mostly sketching packages n stuff

Taking off isn't really the issue - a nicely made jump should pretty much send you without you needing to do much. A shit jump will require something along the lines of a bunnyhop to get you properly airborne. To get more distance you push into the lip as you take off like you would when popping onto the deck of a ramp Landing is the tricky bit, if there's a sloped landing you need to nose down into it so both wheels hit at the same time (ish) it's smoother like that and you don't die. not nosing down enough = looping out = hurting, nosing down too much = front wheel into lip = hurting

learn to go backwards forwards is for pussies

I was quite clearly told by the DSA examiner as he was signing my pass certificate that I was now free to do whatever I wanted on the road.

world record? mark needs to put some pegs on and start grinding roadside barriers. I'd do it but i can't hop high enough

or you could ask the internet for the postcode.

he's a pap though, think of all the moolah he's missing out on when he doesn't carry the big camera. while we're here . WHERE ARE MY LILY ALLEN UPSKIRTS?!!

cloud 9 but only cos I like Steve

haven't tried that one specifically but the p910i was an excellent phone and the p990i was apparently better (i had a quick fiddle but not enough to say for certain) I'd be pretty confident that it's a f**king badass machine. alternatively you might want to look at the orange spv m700 if you're wanting that sort of thing (you can get it on other networks but it'll have a different name) - I'm getting one in a week or two, it does all the same sort of things but has office and an integrated GPS doohickey so you don't get lost. The sony has a better camera and stuff though so I'd go for that if you could get it on orange

I don't get where the reputation for EAS being shit with pegs comes from - mine are holding up fine to the peg use (touch wood), i have more trouble when pegless cos they stick out so far and get hung up when i do pedal grinds, which cacks the threads, makes your wheel move and more importantly hurts a lot (My tune will change when I snap a stud off in the axle of course) My problem is that they're a shit to work on when you say it could be the drive side bearing playing silly buggers do you mean moving about or what?

gay

but.. if you drink guinness you dont need to eat

dont worry, it's already outlasted the average odyssey 13 tooth

change nothing. it's perfect

to quote somebody else.... it looks like a bent dick no offence meant to anyone except the idiot that approved the design

erm stop being a twat. trials is gay