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Jolfa

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  1. Jolfa

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    Kids trikes and scooters aren't really road going vehicles so no, and for the sake of this argument, because they p*ss me off too yes bikes should pay road tax if used on the road I don't much care about the environment, that's not the point. A horsebox wouldn't cause as much congestion as it wouldn't be going anywhere near as slow, and you don't have to tip-toe round them. Maybe we (the motorist - your mother) should only have to pay tax for the miles we use our cars, I think binning road tax and putting the duty on fuel instead would be a much better idea but that's not the case. I have to pay tax all year round when I only do about 5000miles a year. If I wanted to drive my car a mile up the road it would still have to be taxed, so why shouldn't the same apply to horses? And I don't give a shit (no pun intended) how clean horse crap is, it's still unpleasant and potentially dangerous!
  2. Jolfa

    Pet Hates

    Put them in a horsebox and drive them there? I only usually use the roads to go round the corner to get to where I wanna be, I still have to pay road tax. Horses should have to be taxed.
  3. I'm actually incapable of an early night. I was asleep for 1 and woke back up at 3, having had a dream where I woke up
  4. Jolfa

    Pet Hates

    Why shouldn't they? They use the road? Metal shoes cause more damage to it than rubber tyres, and my car doesn't sh*t all over the road either
  5. Big bad adjustable spanner/pipe grips?
  6. Jolfa

    Pet Hates

    So by that logic, I could have another car and not tax it, because I've already paid for one lot of tax on my current car and my wages..? Also another one, mightier than thou attitudes (in particular the Police) I cannot stand people who talk down to me.
  7. Jolfa

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    Or just set an alarm on your phone, or come back to it in about 10minutes? That's just lazy.
  8. Jolfa

    Pet Hates

    Cyclists who insist on riding on the road when there is a cycle path right next to them. And horses on the road - the owners don't pay tax, they clog up traffic, shit all over the road, F*CK OFF!
  9. Jolfa

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    At my last job (in a cafe) people would come to the counter and say "can I have a breakfast please" (bearing in mind all we have on the hot counter is breakfast stuff and there are 5 different set breakfasts displayed as massive pictures above the counter) so I would reply "yes" and just stand and stare at them. Or people would come to the till with a mystery hot drink with a lid on it, so again I would just stand and look at them until they told me what it was. People in supermarkets who walk at a snails pace blocking whole isles with their trolleys, and/or just stop infront of you. Double standards. People who drive around at 20mph and then tap their brakes when I start going up their arse. It pisses me off so much I will overtake at the first available oportunity and fully slam my anchors on, then proceed at 10mph not big or clever but it sure gets the point across People who drive around at 40mph EVERYWHERE. Anyone on the road who isn't me really. People who don't stick to their word. Infact just people in general
  10. Quick, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends is on in a minute! ITV4.
  11. I chose media which was a complete piss around, art which I'm useless at so I pissed around, and German which I dropped out of
  12. Jolfa

    Sorry

    The same people you pissed off last night?
  13. Jolfa

    Scary Kids.

    What was the fat kid playing at? You're meant to hop about abit, not straddle the bike and walk off the edge Other than the song, alright video that
  14. This is why I never get the new Messenger until I absolutely have to, they never work properly when they first come out!
  15. It's only difficult the first 2 or 3 times you do it, until you realise a chissel/angle grinder is the correct way forward... That's how you do Lego, right?
  16. Why take the head off seperate? Just driveshafts off, exhaust mani off, unplug it and drop it out! Easy as Lego, that's why I love em
  17. Was it you who was with Mr. Song? Carbs are alot less effort as theres so much less stuff you need! ...If you get a manifold to match them and not just f*ck something together like me Not too much you can do with K-Jet really.
  18. Yeap, and 'rocco manifolds fetch silly prices because of their rarity and people wanting to use them for 16v G60 conversions... Would it be that much work just to mount it all on the left?
  19. Mate took his in his hand luggage a couple of years back, only thing he had a problem with was the luggage checker types thinking it was some kind of bomb...
  20. Note to self: Buy antifreeze. I think the amount of rust and oil in my water is stopping it freezing
  21. Plenty of other things wrong with it... Another load of sh*t brought to you from the VW 'scene'
  22. I don't believe it's real. Proper Golf vans don't have rubber seals round the window panels...
  23. Was the camera man pissed? Riding looks alright if you've not been riding long but seeing the same tricks on the same obstacle 20times wasn't so great And I agree with what Joe said, work on your control
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