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Jolfa

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  1. Yes, but the people who find it perfectly acceptable to pootle along at 30mph in a big, wide, open national speed limit piss me right off, even moreso when they flash and give me a wanker sign or even worse still - speed up when I overtake them You are wrong, it's all done by post usually.
  2. Could you ever prove (now) how full or empty it was? Piss, wind.
  3. I would say contest it, but your friend really would be pissing into the wind... Been there, done that, you just come out worse off than you were to start with, unlucky!
  4. MK2 Golf, it's what I've spent £0-1000 on for the last 5 years
  5. Same, the bit the keyring joined to snapped off on mine Mate had his for years, he's probably still got it knowing him
  6. Jolfa

    Saw 5

    Jolfa's prediction - no.
  7. Let me know if you find anywhere decent, I'm after exactly the same but don't really wanna pay more than £10 I looked at that other site aswell, and I too decided against it when I saw the postage...
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    Saw 5

    Saw 1 was pretty medeocre. Saw 2 was worse than medeocre. Asif theres been 3 more since then!
  9. Are you kidding?! It's people who go in with stupid shit like that, that keeps people with an actual injury waiting for so bloody long!!! A doctor would do just fine methinks.
  10. Could be worse, I saw my ex around 6 weeks ago, she is now 6 weeks pregnant... The good news is, it's highly unlikely it's mine.
  11. Stop being a pussy, if it starts to go mouldy then start to worry, until then - man up it'll be fine.
  12. That is an abortion, get the proper one back on
  13. Don't even get me started on camo wraps
  14. I'd have Bernards watch, and the ability to fly, teleport, time travel, read thoughts, see through stuff and go invisible.
  15. Not so bad Boumsong, I can't even be arsed to start thinking of a list of problems with my Golf, but rest assured my list would be far worse than yours
  16. Yeah they said that to me the last 3 or 4 times they gave it me back Kick up enough of a fuss and they'll give it you back, I've had to speak to the manager on a few occasions now
  17. It's Digifiz! I told you that, Digifant is the injection system found on 8v GTI's It's a 6a, same engine but out of Audi's so they cost half as much You can but it's no small job!!! If you're using 16v hubs, may aswell go for G60 brakes as they bolt straight on to them, just need the appropriate carriers
  18. Damn you CGTI chassis code guide! You're no good for a quick reference :$
  19. Of the whole VAG range, only Seat's we're ever built in spain
  20. Spend the night at an amazing gig, with the biggest bitch of a girlfriend ever, have a huge argument and spend the gig being so miserable it's untrue. ...No wait, actually my 21st wasn't that good, don't copy
  21. Alter the linkages, there'll be a pole that comes from the gearstick into a small clamp with all the linkages, adjust where the clamp, clamps the pole. Just do it small amounts at a time!
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