Dan6061

Might go to some party somewhere and get drunk. -Not arranged at all yet

Mod bar and stem?

Think of the possibilities... Gap to roll 'Rolling' gap -sorry

"If I poke him with a stick, then smack him on the nose a few times, he won't bite me! Watch!" Gutted

Mine haven't frozen yet... Probably will now though

I thought it was tradition? Yep, got some Animal (out of the muppets) Socks

Meteor: Picture signatures not allowed i'm afraid. Thought I might tell you before it gets removed, and to save you from confusion

I don't.

Mines very silular to that... Easy's, Echo Sq Taper cranks, Onza T-Master wheels, Team stem, Zoo risers, HS33 F+R, Crawlers. Heavy compared to what my T-Pro was

What spec have you got then? My Zon'as heavy , but feels light

Actually he is. My one (I hope you're joking too )

But there is no Lapland. Well...if Google Maps can't find it But seriously.... Haha, look at these http://www.baetzler.de/humor/santa_qa.html

It's one of those 'adult christmas cracker jokes'

Who created Santa? How old is he? And finally...where do allthe letters posted to Santa from the little kids actually go?

Did they come in a Spongebob tin? Got one a while ago

I think they have the same as the T-Pros (as they're also Onza) Break it, get a new one half price (I think) I doubt you'll crack/snap a Zip any time soon...

You bike's 'Poo' I'll get me coat...

I was the same as what Mark did. T-Pro to Zip. Love it. Just a lot easier to do everything. Perfect really. And they're cheaper

Echo Easy forks Echo Cranks Onza sprocket One of those Pin Art things Some magnetic ball sculpture thingy...magnetic base, a lot of balls, and you qwhack 'em all on to make 'art' Some binoculars with a torch thingy (Mum thought they were night vision ) Chocolate Spongebob Squarepants Movie PS2 Game Madagascar DVD Spongebob DVD Vic Firth Mute pads for my drum kit Jeans Vans hoodie Animal (out of The Muppets) Socks Projector alarm clock Some plane thing Jelly Babies Errrmm...about it. I'm happy

I don't think anything I got was useless... I'm bound to find some sort of use for them

Happens to all of us. My freewheel ate 2 nice holes out of some jeans of mine (luckily cheap ones) Cable ties do the job

Ahh right. I was hoping you were going to say something like that. If you use anything like WD40 etc, that's why you're brake'll be shit Errrmm...Try riding/pushing the bike along with the brake on, to dry up the rim, and spread all the fairy liquid round abit. One thing I found works aswell, is deodrant. Srap a bit over the rim, and any crap will literally rince (sp?) off the rim. Then just dry it, and ride Could also try a fresh grind?

30ft sidehops on the way Is it physically possible?

Shops do get busy around christmas time you know. They're bound to forget/not be able to deal with some customers, out of a million they get. Like at work today, we had to build 150 bikes in a week, and we forgot to build one. Customer came in for it, and we had to build it then. Once he understood that we had so many bikes to build, he understood. Just like you should do

What did you clean the pads with?