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If your butlers have butlers, your paying 'em too much.

What is white, heavy, falls from the sky and kills people? A Fridge. What is green, heavy, falls from trees and kills people? A snooker table. How do you get to wales in a mini? Get in, and drive. Father Christmas didn't call in South East Asia, all they got was a wave.

I'm riding but it's exceedingly unlikely I will go to the party, unless Rich and Alex are going. *Sheep noise* Bah! *Sheep noise*

Maybe, depends how I'm feeling...

http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/web/...p=JAEN&wb_dis=2 I want it. :blink:"

I'll ask. Righteeho! She sayeth: Try it, I guess.

With cold callers, generally, they have your name, so they will always adress it, and they will always have a certain tone of voice and you 'just know' it's one of them. So I just say "I'm afraid you have a wrong number, try *number here* just down the road." And give them Broadmore Hospital's number. Cruel, but fun.

I heard it on eBaumsworld.com, Genius! (N)

I will be there, couldn't be sure I would be with my GCSE bollocks happening, but I will definately be there now! :unsure:

:(" :unsure:

REM is good stuff.

This looks fairly beasty. And is similar geometry (haha), with a fair price-tag. http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....showtopic=52725

Indeed it was. I can't beleive that second video, the jump was so small he had to release his parachute as soon as he jumped! and flew straight into the waterfall! :unsure: Must have been painful!

There was a program about it ages ago, some bloke wanted to do a BASE jump off the statue of Jesus in Rio de Janiro, so he got a helicopter to drop him off at 3am, and hid until morning, as soon as ther were loads of people, he jumped. Was awsome, all these people were staring in amazement because they hadn't seen him! I'd quite like to try it though, with one of them winged 'flying squirel' suit things!

In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. (Except Utah, which she does not fancy.) Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee'). You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often. 2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u'. 3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart"will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire. 4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. 5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs. 7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "5hit". You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day". 9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers. 11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself. 12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnats' Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnats' Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion. 13. From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it). 14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. 15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your cooperation. >_<

Doesn't(/didn't) Mark (Jang), have 3 tonnes of lego and stuff, I remember talking to him about it on MSN ages ago... But yeah, I have too much. Boxes everywhere. Anyway, who else had the Lego technics Mindstorms beast robot thing? That was the coolest thing I had and I appsolutly love it! I don't use it much, I never did, but it was just too cool to fit the motion sensor and set it up in your sister's room so as soon as she walking in it fired a ping pong ball at her! :angry:

Trainspotting... bit late, maybe? :ermm:"

He had parkinsons since his late sixties though, that certainly didn't do him any good.

Nope, don't think they did, just started with chassis and engine. And you seem to be forgetting Dinos and 512s (Y) Gorgeousness!

That would be Koenigsegg, I have no idea if they have any relation. Seem likely though...

Just incase, I found THIS this link on the customs and excise website. It shows the duty payed for loads of commonly imported items. :-

I googled it and it apears to be some sort of pre-modded car, chassis and engine of an F-40, body made by Koenig, whoever they are, who also tweak the engine abit aswell. I have never seen them before, either.

What's wrong with those pictures... Not enough old Ferraris, too many crap ferraris (360s). Too many Bugattis, ugly b*****d things. Not enough Lotus Esprits.. No TVRs :-" Other than that, amzing collection! Some of those cars have been ruined though, such as the lambos with huch scribbly writing on them. :- Cheers for posting! :-

Fair enough, I was looking at the same as you, graphics design and other such, large format printing, etc. which is where I went to do work experience, but decided sitting inside all day working out why I couldn't justify my text to an article on Quark wasn't my thing... But I still enjoy design so I started looking at more 'practical' applications and such, so I started looking at architecture, and I think that's what I want to do.

Civil Engineering, design bridges and tunnels. Look at landscapes and stuff. Or Architecture, but not boring stuff like flats... (Y)"