tomturd Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 What do you reckon?I've had soooo many arguments over this in the pub. Its pretty blatant to me, I'll keep my opinion to myself for the time being.RayProsCan light fires with sticksGets on with jungle peopleConsEats all the jungle peoples foodsDoesn't really do anything, just eats mainlyBearProsHes hardcoreEats everythingConsFakes stuffMakes too many references to godPS. BEAR IS THE BEST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 I think you've gone around this the wrong way, it depends what you want.Mears would rather build a house, cook dinner and have a chat whilst the rescuers come to find him, whereas Grylls would rather save himself and go on a trek.If i wanted to get home on time for that 70s show i would go with Bear, but if i already had the box set i would stick with Mears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Mears mostly as Iv never seen this bear guy? Regularly watch mears on dave though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryingWolf Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Mears... hes doing a whole lot more for the world, the new wild food program is just stunning. getting back to routes, its the way life needs to go.as said, Grylls can get out of anywhere in the world (respect hes f**king hard) where as mears will happily make himself a cushdy life anywhere in the world, chilling in the woods.For me its got to be the sustainibility, intsead of the run away from the scary woods, back to "civilization"yet, as i said, respect to Grylls, he is the hardest nail out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 They both suck. Need another option in the poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Fox Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Bear would win. All Ray does is make wooden spoons and rubbish, i meen............i just watched Bear bite the head off a live frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 I chose grylls even though I've never seen his show.Mears spends a lot of time talking to random people and thinking, 'what a loverly stream this is...'Grylls drinks from elephant shite though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 (edited) Whens this Grylls guy on?EDIT:ignore me. Edited April 20, 2008 by Tom_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duck Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Wisdom from my mum (who is normally very dignified):"If you want to know what a twat is - watch Bear Grylls""Yeah, and Mears, honestly, he does only eat, he's a fat twat"Anyone who has met my mum, will LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 (edited) Wisdom from my mum (who is normally very dignified):"If you want to know what a twat is - watch Bear Grylls""Yeah, and Mears, honestly, he does only eat, he's a fat twat"Anyone who has met my mum, will LOL.hahahaha, I love your mum she has such amazing views on stuff, apart from thinking a chinkychento is a fiat 500....Anyway changed my mind bear F/T/W hes better than ray "chubby" mears Edited April 20, 2008 by Tom_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredrico Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 (edited) Mears ***. Bears is a freak, anyone who eats the shit out of a camel is not cool.... Edited April 20, 2008 by ocirderf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Ray hands down. If i wanted to watch someone pretty much kill themselves in ice water etc, id just log in to liveleak. Ray teaches you stuff. I have one of his bushcraft books, tells you how to make a boat and everything. Plus, Bear was once shafted for staying in a hotel when he was supposed to be living in an ice cap or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Bear was once shafted for staying in a hotel when he was supposed to be living in an ice cap or something.haha, cheat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 f**k both of them, Grylls annoys me so much.Chris Ryan is where its at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Grylls fails badly! At least mears teaches you stuff you can actually use, apart from, mm look at this, I'll it to see if it will kill me, if it does, don't eat it!I'd rather build a little house and wait for rescue than go for a trek. It's real life, not Lord of the f**king rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 It's real life, not Lord of the f**king rings.Lord of the rings has a gay love story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Lord of the rings has a gay love story.The only reason Grylls hasn't is because he's a twat that tries to eat everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 The only reason Grylls hasn't is because he's a twat that tries to eat everything.perfect match for strid0r then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Overall, a Chuck Norris option is needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Eat a goats bollock, and drink the shit out of a camels stomach, then come and tell me grylls is shit. Mears may be a more informative person and without a shoadow of a doubt I enjoy his shows BUT grylls gets serious man points from me for stripping down a camel and climbing inside it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-LikeMatchesDerFun Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Eat a goats bollock, and drink the shit out of a camels stomach, then come and tell me grylls is shit. Mears may be a more informative person and without a shoadow of a doubt I enjoy his shows BUT grylls gets serious man points from me for stripping down a camel and climbing inside it. bear all the way! hard as nails! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 (edited) I made a chuck norris joke but should have read the thread. Edited April 20, 2008 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Mears, quite simply no competion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Thomson Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Bear wins hands down, he can actually perform in survival situations...I'll just say this, if Ray is doing his gay wee attempt at survival all the time, how is he still a fat b*****d? Bear was one of (if not the) youngest person in the SAS because he's a machine... Plus he squeezes elephant poo and camel rubbish liquid into his mouth...That's cardhore...I'll just say one more thing...PROTEIN! Bear doesn't see objects or creatures, he just sees grey blobs of protein moving about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 why do people think he was actually in the SAS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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