BONGO Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 ...catsMy friend has 4 cats. Kittens even. They're 8 weeks old, and he wants rid of them, as he has enough! He is giving them away to anyone who wants them. Preferably in pairs, but he will let them go solo if it's the way people want it.2 are black and ginger, 2 are ginger.Not sure what make they are, just medium sezied general purpose cats. He is in Appley Bridge, which is near Wigan. He is at J27 of the M6, in the NW of England.Anyone want a free cat???They're all litter trained.I think one should go to the Tarty HQ. Tartycat...my suggestion was lot of mcdonalds straws, plenty of gaffer tape and a lead belt. Nice snorkle would make them an excellent live bait for piking! He wasn't having it though. You could get some good flavours to seep from the fur too to attract the pike! I'm onto a winner i know it!bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Shame they've got ginger in them.Our ginger cat as a right b*****d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 I think one should go to the Tarty HQ. Tartycat...That's one of them sorted, send it via ParcelForce 24. I'll pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Don't forget the speed air holes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Can you also tape his feet to the bottom so he doesn't get bounced about in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Can you also tape his feet to the bottom so he doesn't get bounced about in the box. arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 arseI'm just thinking of the kittens welfare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted July 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 i'd prefer to glue it's back to the top of the box. The thought amuses me more.Or don't put it in a box, but actually encase the cat in it's current form.4 smarties tubes and a pringles tube, some selotape and wrapping paper for the head, and a straw for air. He'd be happy in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Make sure you get a picture....with a sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 If the gingers are girls then there quite rare appearently.. i have 2 new ginger kittens girls.. and got told there quite rare by many of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel C Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 If the gingers are girls then there quite rare appearently.. i have 2 new ginger kittens girls.. and got told there quite rare by many of people.like flying pigs?sorry had to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 If the gingers are girls then there quite rare appearently.. i have 2 new ginger kittens girls.. and got told there quite rare by many of people.can easily make them that little bit rarer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Not sure what make they are, just medium sezied general purpose cats.:bowandindeedrofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 (edited) If the gingers are girls then there quite rare appearently.. i have 2 new ginger kittens girls.. and got told there quite rare by many of people.I'll swap you for a pikachu in shiny Edited July 21, 2008 by froggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollo you ball-bag Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 will you split?i want the rear legs off one.sorry had to be done to make it a real for sale thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 will you split?i want the rear legs off one.sorry had to be done to make it a real for sale threadI'd like 3 kittean hearts if I can?And if I can take the heads too I will use them as ear muffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 No man is an island, but if you rope some corpses together you can make a pretty sturdy raft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollo you ball-bag Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 (edited) I'd like 3 kittean hearts if I can?And if I can take the heads too I will use them as ear muffs.you have 3 ears?send dr nick a cat as a birthday present Edited July 21, 2008 by lozz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Always carry a spare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 i'll start cutting once i know i have demand for most parts. I don't want to get stuck with 5 Kidneys or something though. Once the major organs are accounted for i'll get chopping and can deal with the odds and ends. A couple of rogue noses or paws don't bother me too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Why has someone not posted this yet?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 because its totally uncalled for?...Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Not sure what make they are, just medium sezied general purpose cats.Ha ha, brilliant wording mate Made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 I think one should go to the Tarty HQ. Tartycat...We already have one, it is made of polystyrene though. (Ali is weird.) At least it can't poo on the floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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