Tall_Rob Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 a good trick that i learnt off a mate that does body building and sports is not to have sex or see madam palm and her five lovely daughters the nite before the ride or in the morning for that fact. when you relieve yourself your bodies testosterone levels fall making you weaker. testosterones act like adrenaline. that give you that extra boost or moment of madness when you have the power and ability to do whatever. testosterones are what make you a man!so you little 13 year olds stay away from your bits for one day and you might get better quicker!also jelly! costs around 34p, small and compact, tastes great and is high in glucose, it gets straight in to your blood stream so eat some when your feeling tired and it gives you a great energy boost for about half hour. plus it hilerious to look at peoples faces when you pull it out your bag and start to slap each other with it!cheers, rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 so your saying the guys that can tap 50" plus havent played with themselves in a few weeks me however... im a dirty little boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted June 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 its true though, there's scientific proof behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 (edited) plus it hilerious to look at peoples faces when you pull out your bag and start to slap each other with it! What the hell do you do on a ride? Edited June 26, 2006 by anzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Its not really gonna make you loads better instantly though, is it? What the hell do you do on a ride?Slap each other with jelly by the sounds of things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted June 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 anything that amuses me. we freaked out andy chai the other week but by the end of it he was game and joined in all our silly antics. i get bored of people that talk about riding all the time when you are out riding so we do loads of crazy sh*t. it makes us laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 100% FactHOWEVER!!!!! High testosterone levels makes you less relaxed, so you'll be less smooth (not a probelm for weightlifters but a problem for trials riders). PLUS high testosterone means you're more likely to be distracted by all that totty that's around in the summertime, which can be fatal when executing a 6ft drop to a rail............. PS: Stacking and breaking your leg so the bone comes tearing out through your leg in a bloody mess will NOT impress her!!!!I can't see it catching on somehow............. wonder why!xSxEx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Its like one of those crappy research things you read in FHM. Recent survey shows that men enjoy sex...its always something pointless like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 so your saying the guys that can tap 50" plus havent played with themselves in a few weeks DAMN thats were im going wrong!!!! loland we do random shit on rides - we always do stuff with jelly - we ride this chicken factory and throw bits of chicken on the floor at each other LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Kearney Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 So the basic principles for being a beast are not wanking/shagging and eating jelly. What about if you have a jelly wank? will the positive cancel out the negative? The same applies with jelly sex. This should be looked into Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clownbike Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I LIKE TO WANK!!! I find it hard not to do it 4 times a day. Plus i have a gf (together for 4 yrs). Good idea if you have the POWER!Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 (edited) So the basic principles for being a beast are not wanking/shagging and eating jelly. What about if you have a jelly wank? will the positive cancel out the negative? The same applies with jelly sex. This should be looked into I am actually pissing myself at that one, bloody brilliant!! Try it and see what happens hahahahahaI got that bored once I had 12 bashings in 1 day, never again!! Edited June 26, 2006 by merlin_rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Kearney Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 12 is impressive, did your balls not ache though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Yes, thats why im never doing it again hahaFriction burn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Kearney Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Yes, thats why im never doing it again hahaFriction burn!!!LMAO amazing, my p.b is 5 Nah I'm all passion spent after watching Trisha my gf is beginning to notice things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunn_bmixx Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 lol, testosterone levals return to normal within a few hours (5 -6) which means it wont affect the next days ride if you WANK the night before. Unless you have one of the most anoying occurances, a wet dream in the night!!!! so when i dought bash one out! Oh and my p.b. is 9, and my god 12, that guy must be a legioned!!!!Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the judge Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I got that bored once I had 12 bashings in 1 day, never again!! Wowee, congrats I thought you'd hit a wall at around 7 or 8, after 12 your balls must have looked like little empty pillow cases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewannnn Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Yeah why are we talking about wanking funny as hell though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Jones Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Wowee, congrats I thought you'd hit a wall at around 7 or 8, after 12 your balls must have looked like little empty pillow cases Classis...might just have to go in the sig if you don't mind Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the judge Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Classis...might just have to go in the sig if you don't mind BenGo for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisRider Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 hhhhmm, im not gettin laid and im still bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the judge Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 hhhhmm, im not gettin laid and im still badYou, my son, are not eating enough jelly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 someone said that raw jelly clots up your blood stream. is this true?John K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the judge Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 someone said that raw jelly clots up your blood stream. is this true?John KAs opposed to cooked jelly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtbjosh Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 hahaha this is classic, 12 a day, you beast, and i dont care about being smooth as it usually restricts your limits on riding bigger things. not having a WANK in 1week is actually hard but ill TRY and see if it makes me rape my bike to bits by being more beasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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