Danny Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Pressure washer sounds like a good idea but get ready to run inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Get some lacoste 'aftershave' and empty the bottle on the nest. that shit'll kill anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 apparently stripping down completely and covering yourself in goosefat will prevent the bees from stinging you while you move the hive. seems reasonable, whens the last time you saw a goose get stung by a bee?again - film it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 How about just leaving it alone!nah` didn't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 What a way to die! It's what they'd want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 freeze them all and tie string to each one and then attach the string to your chair and wait till they unfreeze and if you can get all the way to kenya I will give you a tenner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spelling Bee Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Leave them bee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebelistic Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 How about just leaving it alone!nah` didn't think so. That's what I'd do, unless the bees are actually a danger to you (eg. if you have small children etc.)Bees are much less likley to sting you than wasps and bees are good for the environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 That said - water bombs? Just chuck a couple in there, run like hell, and hope they move their hive somewhere else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavic Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Cant you just talk to them, they make you honey for a business?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted July 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Just tried smoking them out, did work a bit. Only a few came out They're really hard to get to cos its right in the corner of the shed and the garden..So trying to throw things at it probably wont work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamHolmes Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Sell the shed and buy a new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 i bought a chemical set when i was lil and mixed all of the stuff together and tipped it in to the hive, got rid of the lot of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Some evil mothers on here! Although I'll kill any spider that even thinks about getting close too me!GO BEES.... KICK HIS ARSE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 1 - drill a hole in the shed floor just above the nest, drop you pants and squat over the hole, let one rip whilst holding a sparked lighterthat would be worth filming2 - roll a massive, we are talking monster joint and take in as much as you possibly can , get the bee's completely shit'd film it too3 - go on a 'adult' site, get horny as hell and splodge all over the nest so they are all stuck together ans then pour brake and clutch cleaner over the nest and light it, that shit blows like a lady of the night, trust film that too, apart from you miilking yourself (sure someone will say 'PICTURES ? though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 (edited) Give them a golden shower.....or stick some fire crackers in the hive entrance (if you can get close enough and if the entrance is big enough)..i would love to do that zoo baby! Edited July 19, 2006 by zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Polyfiller?My mate found one in a wall and polyfillered the hole in/out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Polyfiller?My mate found one in a wall and polyfillered the hole in/outLMFAO that's such an ace way to do it.zoo baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 If it's under a shed you could building foam it all up except for a small hole, and attach a hose pump them out, but due to regulations, hoses are out of the question, so just building foam it all up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 (edited) hahaha, in your face southerners!!! With your sissy hosepipe bans!! i might video myself bathing under a hose to piss you all off Edited July 19, 2006 by mat hudson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 I wouldn't a certain number of people on here would become aroused at the footage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 If smoking them out didn't work, talc them. They get confused by the smoke and hopefully f**k off. When they've finally realised it was talcon powder it would give you enough time to wank on them. Or whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted July 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 (edited) Well, Went to buy some foam thing to get rid of bee hives etc..Got bored so sat in garden and waited for them Got 6 of them in 30-45 minutes..As you can see, one was a big-un.. Edited August 28, 2006 by BeNNy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 (edited) Expanding foam for the win!!!!Leave a hole, and lob a few smoke bombs in.wait for a while and kill the f**kers on the way out of the hole with an electric fly swatter Edited July 19, 2006 by merlin_rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 f**k me! The mole bomb thingys! You shove them down their mole hill, and smokes the bastards out.You can get the one's that let off poison shizzle as well.Keep up the good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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