lil_kial Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 (edited) > > Pick the month (number) you were born in: > > > > 1----I fell in love with > > 2----I ate a > > 3----I smacked > > 4----I sang to > > 5----I gave my number to > > 6----I murdered > > 7----I shot > > 8----I gave a lap dance to > > 9----I choked on > > 10---I bitched out > > 11---I had sex with > > 12---I humped > > > > Pick the day (number) you were born on: > > > > 1-------A homeless guy > > 2-------your mom > > 3-------a banana > > 4-------a fork > > 5-------a Mexican > > 6-------a gangster > > 7-------a hooker > > 8-------an ipod > > 9-------my best friends boyfriend > > 10-------a goat > > 11-------my dog > > 12-------a ninja > > 13-------the computer > > 14-------a football player > > 15-------my neighbor > > 16-------myself > > 17-------a Jones soda > > 18-------a llama > > 19-------a pickle > > 20-------a stuffed animal > > 21-------a permanent marker > > 22-------my dad > > 23-------a condom > > 24-------my psychiatrist > > 25-------a policeman > > 26-------my brother > > 27-------my sister > > 28-------a baseball bat > > 29-------a DVD player > > 30-------a paperclip > > 31-------my cell phone > > > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: > > > > White------Because I was high. > > Black-------Because I was drunk. > > Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual. > > Red---------Because the voices told me to. > > Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want > > Green------Because I hate myself. > > Purple------Because I'm naked. > > Gray-------- Because that's how I roll. > > Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars > > Orange----Because I hate my family. > > Other-------Because that's how I roll. Now post a reply, so we can all have a laugh mine is i gave my number to a hooker because iam sexy and i do what i want. Yeah that sounds about right lol Edited September 8, 2006 by lil_kial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsy Ben Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I gave my number to my best friends boyfriend Because that's how I roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 i gave a lapdance 2 a ipod cos im sexy and i do what i want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I murdered a fork because I was high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willsey Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I smacked my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want ! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith! Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I sang to a fork because thats how I roll or summet..Mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I smacked the computer because i'm sexy and do what i want.....too true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I ate a - my sister - because i was high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I choked on my brother becuase i'm sexy and do what i want.Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I bitch out my dog because the voices told me to hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 (edited) i had sex with the pickle because the voices told me to .... hahahahamax.....(good thread ladd... amuses us simple and imature minded people ) Edited September 9, 2006 by max-t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee220 Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I shot myself because i'm sexy and i do what i want .lol.Theres alot of people wearing blue T-shirts.good topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan-Walker Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 i shot a baseball bat because i was drunk..........im sooo cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MYTRonza Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 i mered a goat becaus how i roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_kial Posted September 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 hahaha jafacakes has got to be the funnyest lol he wins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up'n'away Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I fell in love with a comdom because thats how i roll.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Limburn Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 i choked on a goat because im sexy and do what i wantoh yeeeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blair d Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I fell in love with a stuffed animal Because im sexy and i do what i want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theone2be Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I humped a permanent marker because i was drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I murdered myself because i was high! HAHA!Sam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarquin Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I gave a lapdance to a goat because Im NOT homosexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mods Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 i gave a lapdance to a gangster because i was high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trial-biker-ryan Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 i smacked a goat because i was high lol... im soo tuff a LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 (edited) i gave a lap dance to a goat because thats how i roll haha me and Tarquin have the same b-day Edited September 9, 2006 by JoNnY__Mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvtrial Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I shot a ninja because I'm drunk! haha lol.. nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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