Joel Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 My old computer made bunny suicide cartoons true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 mine shows me lots of porn... free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 mine shows me lots of porn... free.Mine too Wehey!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Thanks to who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Thanks to who?Erm, Jon actually, but yes thanks for the links! You've just been beaten with a large pointy stick in the story thread by the way.... enjoy Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Mine has my TV plugged into it, which is also a PC monitor.19" too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minitrialer Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Mine does all the above stuff cos its a Mac. Also it can recognise my voice, when I press escape it answers questions! Eg what time is it, what day is it, and it can tell me a joke and open up itunes etc etc. Well good when your feeling lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 mine overheats and turns itself off spontaneously, also if you leave it on your pillow for just long enough, its nice and warm for when you want to sleep.Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltWaterHippo Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Mines has legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Mine can read my mind.Seriously, the amount of times I've been listening to iTunes, started thinking of a song, then it shuffles onto the song I was thinking about! Seriously, it just did it then. Does it a stupid amount considering it's got a 1/1700 chance of going onto the song I'm thinking about.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Hibernate! Woo! I was just typing and it said, 'Windows is preparing to hibernate', and turned it's self off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 mine has a fan so loud you can hear it in the garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tank_rider Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Mine can tell me the stresses and strains in things, and also fluid flow characteristics of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials Punk Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 My laptop gives me much radiation warmth in the nether nether regions. If make them swell large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OD404 Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Mine can tell me the stresses and strains in things, and also fluid flow characteristics of things.Likewise.Mine can also accurately predict my cars 0-60 time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjow Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Mine has a 1m-wide desktop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 My laptop goes where i go and also speaks to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
on that? u must be joking Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Mine shuts off the screen immediately if you remove the technical clothes peg device Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Mine can pack up after 1 day of using Vista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Mine can pack up after 1 day of using Vistathat's hardly uniqur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Mine reached 103C before it turned off from being to hot once, and it still works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 My laptop kicks out more heat than my radiator, my Mum often wonders why I am sitting there in a T-Shirt with the window and door wide while they are all huddled round the open fire downstairs.It also crashes all the time, refuse to load certain programs just when I need them the most and every time my mates want to know the next train home time, it crashes as I am typing the website address. But never does when just I am there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Right, my laptop does bluetooth, Wi Fi, has a dual screen, basic surround sound (when in my docking station that is), takes about 30 seconds to turn on, but then takes 5 minutes to load all the shit extra programs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Right, my laptop does bluetooth, Wi FiThat's not very special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie >est< Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 I have an xbox that runs linux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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