Muel

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171327932698 First time I've ever found an ebay ad that amused me.

That is unbelievably ugly.

This is what we used to have before your time, newfag. They were called "References". Because a proper feedback system was implemented.

T-Pros are garbage. I bought one, and then another one to make sure.

I concur. Been here 8 years and wouldn't consider myself part of the "old school".

I know the lad who owns that I think haha. I believe he's selling it at the moment.

Oh, you've a high post count in 1 thread? That's cute. EDIT: I take it back, I'm not highest in anything any more. Used to be in Angry, Happy, Motorbike, BOTI, Tech Support and Overclocking/Nerd threads. The shame!

Seagate are getting a lot of failures at the moment. Apparently Hitachi are the ones to go for at the moment just based upon the failure rate.

Errm no, I'm carrying 2 people's gear and my bitch already.

Worst touring bike in the world haha. 3mm of foam on the seat, 200db exhaust and vibrations so strong that women can't ride it? If you can take a week off from your busy schedule of mopping floors and mowing grass you can come. As a bike purely for twisty B roads I honestly can't think of a better bike, but as an all-rounder it is a bit underpowered IMO. It'd get a bit tiring on the motorway haha.

I did ride a CG125 once. It was utterly shit. I've no interest whatsoever in an MT-09 or any of the bikes in the big naked class, far too reliable and boring. I'm not one of these old duffers that believe old bikes are better because they have more character, I just prefer them because you tend to have more of an adventure. My Honda is a 'proper' modern bike anyway. It's got chain driven overhead camshafts, 3 valves per head and 2 sparkplugs per head! Btw I didn't buy the Honda because I like it, I bought it because it was cheap, comfortable and reliable. I paid £600 for it and TPFT insurance for a year was £106. Speaking of touring, my girlfriend and I are going on a touring trip in a couple of weeks, 5 days with camping gear, planning on setting out from Sheffield and heading north on the wiggley roads skirting around Huddersfield and heading into the Yorkshire dales. I want to have a look at the Buttertubs Pass while we're there, then head up in to the Lake District, then across to the North Yorkshire Moors, then back down into Derbyshire. Oh no I f**king don't, that's a sports bike! Why would I want something uncomfortable, expensive and wayyy too fast to thrash on public roads? 45mpg is not good economy either, that is bad. I get 70mpg and I don't ride economically at all. I want that Goose. It's the most perfect bike you could ever own for twisty B road riding.

I want another MZ, these big heavy bikes are rubbish. Is yours still road legal Wilf? Might use the tax up for you haha.

Nope. MZ were an east German brand before they went bust. This is my VT with the big fairing fitted: This is it with the little headlight fairing fitted all laiden up with camping kit:

Nothing, you're perfect.

Your stories about your penis.Your obsession with bottom holes.Your tractor.Your obsession with sanding the paint off every part of your bike.Your height.The fort story.I could probably go on if I could remember any more.

I told you both to talk to each other, dicks. I spent the whole time I was there just telling people who other people were and laughing at Dan Cox.

You appear to be eating your tea at your desk Dan, yet you live with your family. That's pretty sad.

I presume you are referring to the meal you eat shortly after noon?

Who says? They're are intensely painful for the animal and often require 2 goes at it. Source being, I've spoken to farmers about it before...

Lol, barbaric. Halal is far less barbaric than using a bolt gun. Go watch videos of it being done. A far more pressing issue IMO is the horrible lives that animals tend to lead, even when designated "organic". Buy meat from local farms if you're bothered about anything being "barbaric". At least then they're more likely to have lead a semi-decent life before their final 30 seconds.

Is that for the Goose or the MZ? What premiums will you be paying now? Remember you don't need to put me on anything as a named rider now cos I got 3rd party on anything.

Get some pics up in the motorbike thread then! I keep meaning to put some of mine up, but it looks so shit I don't want to take any haha.

Well I for one strongly disagree with you and think that they are very different things, and that everyone I know who uses whatsapp and text messages see them differently. IMO Dan is right on this one.

Hmmmmm can't help then really. Normally I just throw more POWWEERRRR at these things and that tends to fix everything.

"Keely Kidney". Yeh girls are dicks most of the time, including my girlfriend and my mum.