Muel

Some say he didn't die, but just lost his penis, so he machined himself a new penis out of 7075, and he made it considerably bigger than his previous penis, but it was still below the UK national average.

Anyone who bought MBUK in 1998 will know that this is the greatest song in the whole wide world: Best. Song. Ever.

No.

Not as much as you'll get ripped into if you don't post it...

Can we just clear up, he was not doing 120mph. He was doing about 30-40mph in that video. The only thing it could hit in the event of a crash is a truck trailer, and they tend to be built a little stronger than a bike, they can take it. Also endangering the public? What public? The road was empty. There were exactly the same number of people in front of him as Martyn Ashton fannying around on his road bike, none! The only people nearby are wearing leathers, so they're not public, they're other bikers who know the risks. They've clearly all gone to a quiet little back road to have a play and break the law in as safe a way as possible. Not something that most bikers bother with when they want to play.

We still do.

Says you in your 200bhp tractor?

Guess you already know the drill with these situations then. Chill out, go drink some beer, see how you feel tomorrow.

Before I reply with anything further, are you diagnosed with aspergers or autism? I only ask because I'm fairly far on down the autism scale but that reply seems like a very extreme case...

Indeed. Where's the fun in life if you go straight to the latest and greatest of anything? You need to own a T-Vee before a Monty Pogogay. It's character forming! Makes you appreciate the finer things more.

I just did eenie meenie minie but forgot to add the mo because I was quite drunk. You live and learn!

I did indeed, on the same night!

Build thread worthy of a brew and a couple of biscuits that!

Tune in next week for the latest exciting episode of "Dan Cox's Cock", when Dan has to decide if marriage is really for him...

You have power?

I doubt you meant your previous few posts to come across in the manner that they have, because you're coming across as a bit of a f**king dick.

It's this simple really. Irrelevant of whether she might do it again, or if she's very sorry, or if the sky is green, she kissed another bloke and that is unforgivable in my mind. Get shot Skoze, she'll take you for a ride otherwise.

IMO you need to get shot of her if keeping her happy requires buying her stuff and taking her places... Sitting around in the evenings and watching telly together should be enough to keep you both happy. Relationships are a two-way deal. If you're low on money why doesn't she pay for stuff?

For £150? I recommend you save £150.

Power first, everything else never.

Dan:

That's cute.

SIX PEE

I sit somewhere in the middle... Yes it's scripted, but so is all telly. Scripting makes things better. To say it's not "real" or it's "fake" is total horse shit though. It's scripted to a degree but there's no CGI, a lot of these guys can lift a 250lb bloke above their heads and throw him out of the ring. That is cool as f**k, and not faked in the slightest, it's just staged/scripted. If you want real fighting then go watch MMA, which personally I hate as it tends to be 30mins of dancing about, then one of of kills the other in a flash and it's all over. Wrestling is to martial arts as Top Gear is to car stuff.

I'll play a bit, but doubt it'll be for very long. We can build a library full of books containing the stories of Dann22044845451's penis. EDIT: Only if it's for PC.