Matt_Zoot

Oh my god Danny NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! eat them, then check your breath, then decide on your crisp choice again!

Joe you wrong'un!! Prawn cocktail are the devils crisp!! its all about the beef mccoy's

You can probably get the Sony A100 for that sort of money if you look in the right places. Digital Photography (or whatever its called) magazine did a review of it against the D350 and it came out on top. And plus it'll work with over 1000 Konica Minolta lenses as Sony bought the company. I don't really no much about it all so I wont get technical but from what I've heard its an excellent camera.

My Girlfriend is at Pomey Uni doing architecture and has to print alot of building plans etc on A3 paper or larger. This morning she ran out and has about 10 sheets that need printing. The whole of Portsmouth has run out of decent quality paper so I, being the helpful, caring boyfriend, I said i'd try and find some near where I work. I gave my local print shop a quick call and they told me they had some but don't sell it, but to go down to thier shop anyway as he'd give me 10 sheets to get her out of a possibly huge problem! When I got to the Print shop he ended up giving me about 100 sheets of the decent quality stuff... FOR FREE! Maybe the sun is making people nicer?? Anyway, story over. Have any of you had random acts of kindness recently?

My biggest drop was a perfectly smooth 30ft using the trusty TF measuring tape. In reality its about 4.5ft using a proper tape measure. Still nice n smooth though.

Dude, what the bejeezus are you playing at? Don't get back with her. If it didn't work the first time, is it really gonna work now? You're best off going out n giving the old chap a bit of action. I had this all last summer and it ended up ruining it. From my experience, the reason you want her back is probably because it was easy and comfortable when you were together, I mean, you didn't have to impress her, you both just got on with it, that kind of thing. You miss the ease of it all. Now you're single you miss the 'married life'. Dont be fooled! Hope this helps! Matt I feel like Jeremy Kyle!

Do you just want to get laid or do you want to be nagged 24/7 for leaving work shirts on bedroom floor, ties in kitchen, dvd's out of cases, pizza on plate in front room etc etc etc... If you just want to get laid then the easiest way is to hang about (staying fairly sober) in the middle of town on a Friday or Saturday night. Some drunk bird will bound to be gagging for it. You sweep her off her feet, taker her home, and ride her like Seabiscuit! If you want the latter then I think you need your head tested my friend!

Might be worth calling them and explaining your problem. Some companies are fairly lenient and will allow a couple of extra days. After all, they want the dosh! Might as well give it a go

Overpriced pubs, how can they get away with charging £3.40 for a warm pint of cider? and also Chavs, people who walk really slowly infront of you then just stop, bad parkers- those who use 4 spaces at a time driver who indicate left and then go right fat people who think they're thin those people who think they're better than everone else and wander about in Jack Wills yacht club rugby shirts and cordorouy trousers and 'boat shoes' C*NTS!!! people who can't pronounce words, like Ambilance instead of Ambulance, brought instead of bought, excape instead of escape, Ostraya instead of Australia the list goes on really... (Y)

A mate of mine bought on of these a couple of years ago and it caused him endless problems. He ended up having to get the ECU re-mapped back to the original settings, his car wouldn't stop puffing blue smoke and only seemed to get power when he didn't want it. That was on a Audi 80. I'd ask about in Vauxhall forums to see if anyone's used one, you'll probably get a decent answer from them.

You know its summer when... You can go in the pub garden for more than 5 minutes, you can put the roof down on the car without feeling stupid! Counting Crows sound good! (always found that weird)

What does everyone remember dancing like a loon to in the 90's?? If you're old enough to remember. For me it was JX- There's nothin I wont do (Y)

Anyone got any hot tips on the National today? I'm going with a tenner on Numbersixvalverde (16/1 atm) to win and a tenner on Eurotrek (20/1 atm). (Y) (Y) (Y)

Right Said Fred... only joking, have strangely been listening to a lot of Wunderstuff and James lately. Loving the old skool MadChester beats when the sun's out!! (Y)

Go on a diet EDIT: or get different front rim.

We've got static chairs no fun! I need a new job- a job with wheels on the chairs!

Me and a few of the guys at work are extremely bored so we've set up a little olympics track thing, we've got high jump, long jump, Javelin and running so far. Pics to be added soon. High Jump: Boxes stacked up with broom handle resting ontop then land onto bubblewrap. Long Jump: Similar setup, Broomhandle on floor then land on bubblewrap (loads of it) Running: Just running basically. Javelin: Throwing the broom handle (Y) What are you guys doing at work today?

I'm tired of blood leaking from my shins. Think its time to get some shinguards but am not sure what to get? Do any of you guys use them? Will footy ones work? How much should I spend? (Y)

£820.60 Not sure if I'm supposed to be proud of that???? I thought it'd only be about 30p

Will get onto it. Will be next week though as I'm off on hols tomorrow.

Right then Smoby, someone at your school got 800+ from this... yeah thats good, but try 4000+, yep your saw it right 4000+ words made from antidisestablishmentarianism. If you want the list it can be emailed. (might take a while to type up though) GOLD STAR FOR ME GAME OVER

Bonjour, not from Amazingstoke but ride in Reading a fair bit. Pm me next time you're out n about.

I'm loving this, quite sad really but it's keeping me busy at work! Have just found baldness, not only on my head but in the word aswell. Lesbian Lesbianism Neanderthal Nerd Shameless Drat Handle Bars (proud of that one) Inbred Labia Mainstream Nemesis Salamanders Beans Linear Membrane Just a few more, think they're all ok, have been extremely bored at work this morning! Ian EDIT: my name isn't Ian, it's another word

Have tried and failed... miserably

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