plainlazy84

194th. 877 posts in 4 1/2 years (since the last server crash anyway). Thank god for having a life outside of Trials Forum

Congratulations Ashley Kennard for making post number 200 in this thread..... no, actually post 201 You have a brain. Use it next time before posting.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit it in the face with an axe

My girlfriend went to see it and there was a powercut 1 hour in and everybody had to leave the cinema I'm guessing that the man out back pedalling like mad to power the screen must have gone on strike- it was Norfolk after all. Oh well maybe she didnt miss much if Dave's review is anything to go by!

Would you spend £5.00 on a biketrials DVD? Yes (but only if it seemed worth it having viewed the trailer) What is our favourite trials style, Street(normal riding around town), natural, Urban(e.g Matt Berridge, John Shrewsbury)? Street (to watch anyway) Who are your favourite UK riders? Chris Akrigg, Martyn Ashton, Ed Tongue, Danny Mackaskill, Ali C How old are you? 22 Do you prefer your favourite songs on a biketrials video or a simple well made track which fits with the video? simple well made track which fits the video Do you want the video to have different sections from different rides/events. Yes Do you like seeing different riders and new places/section, or the same old big gaps as you can appreciate how big they are( eg St.Pauls gap in london and most big riding spots) this isnt a yes or no answer ? The first one though Do you prefer a video which sets the scene and has some nice shots and some experimental parts rather than just all riding? Yes Anything else which you think makes a trials video stand out? Just some different/ innovative lines by a variety of riders. Not the same old tedious lines you see time and time again in obvious locations like Bristol, Shell Centre, St Pauls etc. Boring, boring, boring. Mix up the riders and locations as again I find it boring if the same location or rider is used for too long continuously. Mixture of music too so it doesnt seem to repetitive. Again its about variety.

Never let a Frenchman into your house let alone use your toilet. I've had my fingers burnt on this one.

They left the scene of an accident which they caused where two people were dieing/ died for christ sake. I dont care how irresponsibly they were driving or whether the Gumball rally is right or wrong, that has to be the sickest part for me. I dont know whether they were trying to get away with it by getting out of the country or if they were actually sick enough to carry on thinking about the race after that. Either way they are a pair of royal wankers in my eyes.

There will be a Trials-Forum armaggedon caused by excessive cyber bitching. It will happen on the 18th June 2009. 'Trialsntrials' will cause it.

amen to that. Stick to the topic please. Which is that AQA rocks.

Will there be a trials-forum armageddon caused by cyber bitching? when will it be and which member will cause it? Answer....

God bless AQA. Its better than sliced bread.

Mr Miyagi or Splinter from the Turtles- Which was the ultimate mentor/father figure? Should Splinter have been harder on Michelangelo and his pizza addiction? "Mr Myagi is the ultimate father/ mentor figur. Splinter was far too lenient on Michelangelo's pizza addiction and should have brought in Gillian McKeith"

Hopefuly you are all aware of the wonder that is AQA. The ultimate method for settling pub disputes, asking random stupid questions and getting equally amusing responses. If you are unaware of this service then shame on you! They are running a promotion where you can ask them any question and get an answer sent to your phone for free. So ask away and answers posted on here please The stupider the better.

You can call shotgun all you like but until the spaceship is within your sight it doesn't count- there are rules to adhere to you know. So get back in line like the rest of us!

ha! tell me more then. How far did you get and what went wrong ? It does look bloody difficult to be fair. and beua maybe you should attempt to eat three foots worth next time then

Personal ones that I can think of so far .......... - Start up and run my own Business - Have my own professional looking calling cards which I carry at all times - Return to Vancouver/ Western Canada and spend at least three weeks there - Vancouver - Las Vegas roadtrip - Weekend bender in Amsterdamn - Attempt the Circle Line pub crawl - Play the Jeff Sterling Gillette Soccer Saturday Drinking game - Brew my own beer - All day sessions for St Patricks day 2008 and 2009 and get a hat. Making it 5 years in a row - Eat two, foot long subs in one sitting - Become an aficionado of alcohol and have my own in home bar - Watch the Godfather trilogy in one sitting - Compile my list of top ten favourite movies - Learn the rules of American football and watch the superbowl - Get a decent claim to fame - Be in the crowd for an Olympic event - Attend an away match

A while back I happened upon a website called beforethirty.co.uk where a bloke called John Boileau compiled a list of stuff he wanted to do before turning thirty..... The List Its pretty damn funny actually Have a read of his application for the managers job at a Premiership football club Even if your not interested in football its a bloody good read So anyway my question is..... What would you put on your list ?

This statement is totally and utterly unfounded. Harrold Bishop is a salvation army officer and pretty much single handedly personifies the word "fun". He plays the tuba for gods sake. And he's got a wibbly wobbly treble chin and I think we all know that fat people are jolly. Oh and down with racism. Boooo

what time does your train get to Cromer Johny (presuming thats your real name ). Dont want to leave anybody behind.

Sounds good have you checked the train times though? or will you be getting there by other means of transport. This will be my first proper group ride in three years Quite looking forward to it actually, although my riding will suck. Think I'll only be staying out til about 2ish though as I've still got shit loads of work to do for my dissertation. I'll try and steal my dads camera and take a few pics too. And Dave I would offer but I'll be busy slaving away all day/ night after this ride on the afore mentioned D word.

As far as I have always been aware you cant use any part except the bars to lift the bike up with your hands. I have been fived for doing exactly the same thing. Anyway I like the inventive approach

I would very much like to ride that section even though i doubt I'd get very far Does it not count as a five these days for lifting the bike up by the toptube

bump. This is supposed to be happening tommorrow. Is it still on then or what?

The pic of the blue T-Bird was definitly taken either in 2001 or 2002 as I remember taking it and I was still at college. Cant remember how long that model had been released before then though. I'm almost certain that Onza didnt start selling Trials bikes until 2000 at the earliest if not 2001 so it cant be any older than that.

and in blue. Must be a 2001 or 2002 model I'm guessing?